Artcow Ralph Lee "Rick" Wagner III - "Lyric Poet", Racist, Homophobe, Autistic Boomhauer Impersonator

[Feline Darkmage]

Lolcow LLC received a voice mail today. Presented without further comment.

lol he thinks @Null is on lots of drugs just because of the part of Florida he had been living in.

 

[Lorin O'Landry]

Lolcow LLC has received several more calls from Ralph Wagner. This list is incomplete, his contact has been extensive, to say the least.

+1 (210) 633-6114

Voicemail added with no further comment.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Lolcow LLC has received several more calls from Ralph Wagner. This list is incomplete, his contact has been extensive, to say the least.

+1 (210) 633-6114

Voicemail added with no further comment.

Ralph seems upset.
Why are you so upset Ralph?

 

[ICametoLurk]

Why is it that lolcows always necro their threads instead of letting them die.

 

[Super Collie]

I know every time I see this thread get bumped Ralph has done something retarded. God damn it, Ralph.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Why is it that lolcows always necro their threads instead of letting them die.

:autism:

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

This is all amazing.

 

[AnOminous]

Ralph seems upset.
Why are you so upset Ralph?

He sounds really drunk.

 

[Flustercuck]

he sounds like a nice, mentally stable, guy

 

[Null]

This dude keeps calling the phone number. Like, 4+ times a day, leaving voice mail sporadically. He called at fucking 4am last night. I don't have the Kiwi Farms GVoice number set to ring so it just deadcalls and then goes to voicemail.

This is the newest. Google transcribes it as this:

"Yeah, this is Rick Connor when you can get your websites clean up her off here copyright in French partner copyright infringement think about it in the death threats on the president they'll figure out. How you what the hell is coming down. Sorry about your mom loser job. I try some other thing to get cash flow work for a living office before you go to prison for some stuff. Bye."

I think he's actually saying

"Yeah this is Rick, Conner [me]. When are you gonna get your website cleaned up or off the air? Copyright infringement, pardner, copyright infringement. Think about it, and then you have death threats on the president [Chris-Chan]. They'll figure out, honey, what the hell's coming down. Sorry about yer mom losing about her job [referring to me], but try some other thing to get cash flow. Work for a living before you go to prison for some stuff. Bye."

So this guy's mental image is some weird hybrid of me and CWC being merged together. He's actually calling right now so I'm waiting to see if it goes to voicemail again.

 

[Null]

Sure did.

"We'll try to reach you later Conner. Anyway, we got to keep after you. Have a good day."

 

[Super Collie]

So he's gone from thinking I'm CWC... to thinking you and Chris are some weird amalgamation of autism?

 

[GS 281]

Is he calling @Null Conner because he sees @AnOminous posting everywhere and he thinks because of his avatar that the owner of the site is Dan Conner from Roseanne?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

So he's gone from thinking I'm CWC... to thinking you and Chris are some weird amalgamation of autism?

I think he thinks we're enabling Chris to go after Trump for some reason.
I dunno I can't speak his dialect of autism.

 

[Null]

"This is Rick wagner. This is regarding the guy that you put this through a website on there, Mr. Moon. I hope it's okay. I hope your mom didn't lose her job. I'll check on. It was a real estate board later. We get tired of having my stuff talking right oppressive it done by the fruit fly Christopher rest in chandler. You know I'm saying quite a number there, but we'll keep after you. See what we can do to stay out of drugs even know. What is Florida label people peter. I'm calling you a lot. You look into what you guys are up to. Thank you. Bye."

He's getting madder.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Lmao

 

[LulzKiller]

We get tired of having my stuff talking right oppressive

copyright infringement* is what I think he's saying

 

[Null]

copyright infringement* is what I think he's saying

I'm just copy pasting google transcribings.

 

[Null]

"Yeah, Mr. Moon. This is rick trying to call you again about that stuff of mine on the internet that you were loading up on my site will try to keep after you see we can make something happen."

lmfao when I get an email saying I have voicemail I already start laughing now. It's like a kneejerk reaction.

 

[Caesare]

Isn't that "love" rose one of those corner store crackpipes that they stuff fake roses in to dodge paraphernalia laws?

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