Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Toji Suzuhara]

Would be nice to finally get the Canadian Bob Chandler. We already got the British one through Chris Lang.

The International E-lumberjack's Association

 

[Schizoid Wife]

I deserved the clocks, what I get for ignoring the thread.

It's okay, Alex is pretty boring as a cow. All he does is repeat the same forced schizobabble for attention.

Would be nice to finally get the Canadian Bob Chandler. We already got the British one through Chris Lang.

The three Bob's of the e-pocalypse, one might say.

 

[Duke Nukem]

You've used the site for 12 years and still don't know how it works..?

Nah the quote button is broken and I'm a lazy sped who doesn't want to bother. Besides it's not completely necessary right now.

Interesting to see that he still can't let go of the site even though he specifically requested to be banned from it.

Good advice. Unfortunately, Alex is spending his vacation in Mexico making constant DeviantArt posts replying to this thread instead.

I can understand this kind of behavior from a kid maybe, but kids don't give a shit about history and nature, they like video games and TV shows and stuff. Well I was kinda like that anyway.

If I was on a holiday, I would be having the time of my life adventuring everywhere instead of sperging out

Mom, I can't visit Chicken Itza or Teotihuacan right now.

Someone on the internet is wrong.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

"What Saddam did in the Gulf War is potatoes compared to what Kiwi Farms has done" - Alex at some point in the near future

 

[PaperRoads]

Uh Oh @Sparkletor 2.0

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Sparkletor 2.0. You are not the legal owner of Atria and Suhail. I am.

 

[Jarl Varg]

Faggot or a non existent defender must be back, viewing Toji's profile:

https://kiwifarms.st/members/redgutter500.197119/

 

[Duke Nukem]

"What Saddam did in the Gulf War is potatoes compared to what Kiwi Farms has done" - Alex at some point in the near future

If nothing else, his discovery is not unlike that of the games and feared Anthony Logatto.

Edit: damnit I meant "great and feared"

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Uh Oh @Sparkletor 2.0

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Sparkletor 2.0. You are not the legal owner of Atria and Suhail. I am.

Since I know Alex left the Kiwifarms and is never coming back, I am certain he didn't get this information from here. He obviously read that I am the true and honest legal owner of Atria and Suhail in the newspaper because it is pretty big news. I'm pretty proud that the courts awarded me Atrial and Suhail for my tireless effort in promoting fascism and fascist related accessories.

 

[Kyouyama Kazusa]

I hope that we get an "I'm gonna cut down that goddam internet!" moment once he goes back home and his dad finds him spazzing out at 3 A.M., actually this is his last week of vacation, so that moment could be pretty near

Really hope this happens. I can't remember if his family is already back home or if they just avoid him by actually going out and enjoying their vacation, but there's no way he's not gonna blow their ears off with the Evil Fascist Kiwifarms™ once he's back. Let's hope they actually do something good for him and shut it off.

Or not, it's hilarious either way

 

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I think it goes back to his lack of funny. He's always been more annoying than funny.

I think it's the pathetic trait more than anything.

You might despise it, but it does kind of work until you overdo it.

Most people don't go out of their way to curb stomp a retard who seemingly does not mean harm.

I have taken pity on people before, and probably will still continue to do so in the future. Then, there comes a point where they become like him or Felix, and I loose any empathy given greater context of their actions and beliefs.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Finally got a chance to read the thread. Man, what a ride!
And from my (admittedly extremely limited) interaction with him here, he seemed almost normal.

Now put it to Dies Irae.

Late as fuck to the party, but how about this one? Fits the mood I think.

 

[clara red bottoms]

He was permabanned after Null looked into him. Don't worry, he's on a sockpuppet right now.

Tell his sockpuppet to post more of his hot sister instead. Thanks in advance

 

[AnOminous]

I think Alex is very funny looking

Not funny ha-ha funny queer.

Late as fuck to the party, but how about this one? Fits the mood I think.

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It's actually impressive how he manages to look like an absolute, utter retard just sitting there doing nothing. It's like he's emanating retard rays in every direction.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Tell his sockpuppet to post more of his hot sister instead. Thanks in advance

 

[PaperRoads]

Highlights of Alex's millionth sperg out.

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See, I like @Duke Nukem and @Ultrapenguin. They seem really mature and honest. I'll admit @Schizoid Wife isn't that bad either despite writing the thread on me. She tried to lay it out as honestly as possible.

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I only really hate @Glowie because he's the most immature out there. I feel very sorry for him though.

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I kinda hate @Sparkletor 2.0 and @Suburban Bastard because of how mean they were to me as well. OK, to be honest, I feel very sorry for all the Kiwi's stuck in this MAGA delusion. I especially feel sorry for @Toji Suzuhara, probably the youngest person on the farms who hates me.

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Schizoid Wife was right when she pointed out I failed to keep my online life separate from the private life. I still hate KiwiFarms though but this was the cracks in my foundation. If only my stupid brain could remember this.

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AnOminous should be sent in the middle of the jungle without signal.

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AnOminous is too afraid to touch grass, lol.

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Just get off KiwiFarms if you don't want to be an online Junkie. AnOminous is the worst offender of this.

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I tried getting people like @Axiom. and Toji Suzuhara banned from Kiwifarms due to how much it has fried their brains.

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"I suffered, why not everyone else?"

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If I'm not included, everyone is excluded.

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I cutting my own face off. I am literally doing that. Why would anyone want a bootleg Seth Rogan.

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I seriously hate being the one laughed at. It's so fucking annoying.

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Everything about KiwiFarms is fucking driving me to the point of insanity.

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I am so fixated on people who reject me, it fucking pisses me off. I hate people who treat me like a monkey.

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Why do I have to be so fucking impressionable and manipulated.

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Whenever I feel unwelcome, it gives me anxiety and causes me wrath. It was why I used to have such an extreme hatred of Noushintou Hoshi. I know I'm not patient so I try to get my dopamine by dragging people down with me.

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Kicking me while I'm down doesn't help.

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I'm writing the words to remember when I get back into therapy. But Josh, please shut down your website.

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Stop treating me like a monkey. Enough. Treat me like a normal human being or suffer my wrath.

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Fuck they won't leave me alone! I AM SO FUCKING MAD! WHY!

 

[clara red bottoms]

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Small titties big dreams️

 

[AnOminous]

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Fat. Is this what passes for hot on this site now? How fat are you all? Fat bastards.

God you have to be desperate.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

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Is that a swastika behind her? Damn Alex, you've got nazis right in your family.

I especially feel sorry for @Toji Suzuhara, probably the youngest person on the farms who hates me.

"Probably the youngest person on the farms who hates me" is that why you're so obsessed with me, fucking pedo

 

[PaperRoads]

Alex talks about his anxiety.

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https://preservetube.com/watch?v=KDgXzTO8ZVU

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00:00:03 i really really need help with my anxiety like this can't go on this really really can't go on i'm just so fixated on that one thing whether it whether it be Kiwi Farms or some other [ __ ] about America and [ __ ] like that i just so fixated on that one thing i just can't focus anymore i just can't focus i just can't [ __ ] had this generalized anxiety disorder have been diagnosed with it for almost 7 years now mistakes after mistakes and this leads to more of my anxiety building up i just fixate on it

00:01:20 i want to be a man but I just can't just can't be i'm envious of people enjoying things that I can't enjoy makes me wrathful like being the one being made fun of i hate that i absolutely [ __ ] hate that absolutely can't [ __ ] stand it can't stand these people who harass me treat me like a monkey sick and tired of it that's why I'm afraid of society i'm really feel as if I'm agriphobic you know feel so impressionable and so manipulative manipulated and you know being manipulated i don't know what to do

00:02:57 anymore anxiety just keeps racing and I just keep fixating on something because you know I hate doing stupid mistakes that ultimately lead me to get rejected among the masses or get called out for i really really can't I can't I can't take this anymore i just can't take this anymore really makes me afraid of society as a whole i've been asking my parents to put me back into therapy so I can maybe try to mitigate this more

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Why can't this nigger ever speak up? I always have to crank the volume knob way up just so I can hear him.