"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[elastic eye]

Numbah one use of Blue Curacao:
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Also Croc news:
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Pretty sure I still have a physical copy of the original Croc in storage. Was a fun game forever ago, probably a nice nostalgia trip today.

id love to see this reminder traveling each day

 

[bookers]

THERE ARE GHYOOOOOSTS

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Also Croc news:

I loathed that ladybug boss at the end of the first world.

 

[Terrifik]

will make post but,

Games can no longer use virtual currencies to disguise the price of in-game purchases in the Europeean Union.

7 key principles were also published today:

1) Price indication should be clear and transparent
2) Practices obscuring the cost of in-game digital content and services should be avoided
3) Practices that force consumers to purchase unwanted in-game virtual currency should be avoided
4) Consumers should be provided with clear and comprehensible pre-contractual information
5) Consumers’ right of withdrawal should be respected
6) Contractual terms should be fair and written in plain and clear language
7) Game design and gameplay should be respectful of different consumer vulnerabilities

https://commission.europa.eu/document/8af13e88-6540-436c-b137-9853e7fe866a_en

https://x.com/Okami13_/status/1903153188095533358

 

[Haramburger]

THERE ARE GHYOOOOOSTS

WE ARE THE STILLBORN WE STAR IN BBW PORNNNNN

Ghostposting is always a solid superchat if you have nothing to say

My tardhandler tells me

What a crude name to call your wife!

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

Jersh sounded so happy and positive today. Manic four hour Slobbermutt streams are the best streams.

My tardhandler tells me that "Every time a Slobbermutt smiles, somewhere a vexatious lawsuit gets unfiled."

This is great to hear. I love a happy Josh. I can't wait to listen to it on Monday. Or maybe before while doing house work.

 

[Sneeds]

I just want to know if their name is a reference to Rule 34. It would complete the tranime Weeb trying to get Jersh to watch their fetish hat trick.

Probably, Ask him via super chat next stream lmao

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Kidd bandit has been dropped by some wrestling event for “unspecified reasons”.

 

[elastic eye]

@Null I've always wondered why the stream didn't switch from intro to when you go live, it's been working right ever since you removed the intro. That said - for the guy asking:


Raw video from stream:

https://files.catbox.moe/rs7wby.mp4

AAC:

https://files.catbox.moe/15z3h4.aac

MP3:

https://files.catbox.moe/va8g8r.mp3

 

[Jotch]

"What do you want your wife to call you"?

Scoundrels, Fiends: "Master"
Highborns, Gentlemen: "Sneed"

 

[LiquidKid]

I didn’t get to listen to it live, but today was hands down the funniest Reddit segment ever. I don’t play Genshin Impact, but part of me wants to sign up just to see how expensive it would be to get that character, then email the receipts to Null along with a superchat matching whatever the cost ends up being.

But I also don’t wanna go broke on some anime game I’ll never play.

 

[Wodanaz]

nearly died at the cuttlefish octopus cum cubes. I've seen that program about them as well.

 

[Mörkö]

added food coloring to orange flavored vodka(any vodka will do)

When I saw you describe that layered shot I immediately thought of Passoã Liqueur as a good upper level alternative to the vodka. Although it might be a bit too heavy to sit on top of the creme layer by itself.

 

[neger psykolog]

This is pretty funny and just one of those absurd internet things that has to be seen to be believed - it is also a very notable action when it comes to internet censorship. Effectively the US government is setting the precedent that it cannot sanction a piece of software code (the roots of this argument go back many years to the "encryption wars":

Tornado Cash was a cryptocurrency "mixer" which enabled people to launder cryptocurrency - North Korea used this service heavily and as such it was added to the US government's sanctions list in a highly contentious action (it is neither a country, nor a person, but a piece of software that exists only on the internet)
Today the US government announced that it has lifted the sanctions - this is an extremely significant moment as it means the US government cannot sanction a piece of software/code.

People have been celebrating this, and someone decided to create a new website for it, this time with a highly creative and 100% secure CAPTCHA/verification process to ensure that North Koreans stop using it - the user must draw a funny mustache on Kim Jong Un and fill in a text field saying something mean about him and also check a box agreeing to a statement that Kim Jong Un is retarded.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/community-feature-submissions.114933/post-20891510

Some additional context:

btw there is no joke a way that people try to weed out north korean hackers (or even legit) people from working with their tech projects (and this isn't even a joke, I've seen it mentioned hundreds of times and proven to work). You literally just ask them to type "fuck Kim Jong Un" and they usually delete the entire conversation and leave immediately:

Maybe also interesting to cover that the North Korean hackers/money launderers have gooning sessions while laundering money for NK: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/north-...gooning-while-laundering-stolen-money.213266/

 

[I'm a Silly]

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womp womp

 

[Haramburger]

but part of me wants to sign up just to see how expensive it would be to get that character, then email the receipts to Null along with a superchat matching whatever the cost ends up being.

I don't play Genshin, but generally any mobile hero collector allows you to get any character for free if you do enough dailies or special events, even if it's a lottery-specific character. If the game does licensed IP or crossovers, they'll sometimes be cash only, but a much cheaper, more direct amount. Six hundo on random pulls is absolute retard behavior.

On the other hand, counting the hours required to actually get it "free" in terms of minimum wage or Uber rates might be funny.

 

[Homer Simpson]

So I am still catching up now, was doing work around the house and couldn't watch, but the texas bill, I believe, states the image has to be indescernable from real life. So basically AI images of child sexual abuse material and not drawings unless they are photo realistic.

And there was more than Dr. Pizza who got caught. I dunno how I got into it, but on twitter I was just adjacent to the lolicons somehow. Dunno why, I never tried to look into it, but every now and again I would see a guy who was going after lolicons a little too hard and ended up getting caught having actual CSAM.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

So I am still catching up now, was doing work around the house and couldn't watch, but the texas bill, I believe, states the image has to be indescernable from real life. So basically AI images of child sexual abuse material and not drawings unless they are photo realistic.

Wether or not the people in charge of Texas will look at anime and see “identifiable children” or not is anyone’s guess.

And there was more than Dr. Pizza who got caught. I dunno how I got into it, but on twitter I was just adjacent to the lolicons somehow. Dunno why, I never tried to look into it, but every now and again I would see a guy who was going after lolicons a little too hard and ended up getting caught having actual CSAM.

Anyone who makes their entire personality based around being staunchly against something like that, I have huge suspicion for.
(I find Dr. Pizza’s tale to be hilarious because he was also one of the biggest anti-Pizzagate posters on the Internet, which adds to the irony).

 

[GungusDingaling]

Right wing moids hate Nancy Mace even though she is fighting against troons but they love AOC

I don’t know any righties that like AOC except they think she’s attractive.

"Blue cheese" means $100 bills.

I thought it was a Snowdogs reference.

 

[I'm a Silly]

The things pick-up-artists teach men are deliberately engineered to keep you sexless and single because otherwise you would stop watching them. Andrew Tate doesn't want you to ever have a girlfriend.

Years ago, I noticed this about men's magazines because I would have been repulsed by the tactics they promoted to their target demo. It stands to reason that were a male to look at corresponding advice given to female readers, it might be equally repulsive/single-keeping. It makes sense to assume that all paid advice is highly suspect, but this really sucks from a consumer standpoint, since with everything free, you are the product. I'm even more certain that my standard advice of "have old church ladies fix you up" is more reasonable.