DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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Also, cut it out with this larping donation shit.
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Why do you need to exaggerate his shit behavior? What he did is bad enough. Lying about it only validates his victimhood. How can't you idiots see that? Nevermind, you won't.
"validates his victimhood" my man he just had a 40 minute segment doing that over some random guy in chat saying he likes watching DSP to see him fuck up. He has done this sort of stuff since his first year making videos and nothing we do is going to change that.

There is nothing to "see" DSP is using his wife for pity points and milking her illnesses in public and private for months while also doing that to his parents for years and himself with gout and other shit.

If I was to DM someone with "my wife is very sick not cancer tho" "ok thankfully its not cancer but she is very sick" "she is very sick and we have been worried about cancer" "she is extremely high risk for getting cancer and cant process stuff and has fluxuating weight and other signs of cancer including thyroid and ovarian issues" people are going to think she has cancer or worse.
 
Sorry my posts have been so toxic this last week. Its as I said. The Guy has the uncanny ability to bring the worst out of everyone. I can only hope somehow he gets a comeuppance (preferably breaking all his fingers so he cant type or go live again) or some realization to how blessed he should feel to be where he's at, so he can stop treating people like tools. I hate this dude.
Tips Fedora.
 
I just caught up on the last 50 pages and can't count how many times I've read "DSP lied about his wife having cancer!!!" He never did that. He claimed his wife has something that puts her at high risk of cancer. There's a big difference and that's why people think detractors are actually bigger pieces of shit than he is. When the truth is bad enough why make shit up?
True, plus it's something he said in private with confidence to his "friend". Yes, Phil was foolish trusting PPP, but he's stupid.

Phil is a pussy and Kat is an adult that can leave whenever she wants. She chose this, so tough shit.
 
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So its all really just lies within lies within lies within lies within lies within lies within lies. It's fifth dimensional autism - on the internet!

Let's quote Mister Metokur:

"oh no wait... that's all a [lie] as well. We are officially driving in the Lamborghini of autism... we go from like zero to retarded in like under a second because no--aha--if you thought [lies were true] you've fallen for a ruse my friend... it's actually [other lies] yes [other lies] have shown up... this has all been their master plan from the beginning... they wanted to teach [detractors] a lesson, by first [lying] and then [lying] and then [lying to lie] but they were actually [just lying] and then once you thought they were [just lying] in fact they were actually [just lying].
Well ain't that some shit! but is it possible this could get more autistic? could we kick it up a notch? could we get to fifth dimensional autism on the internet? is that.. is that a possibility? should I cross my fingers?
Oh I got a good feeling about this, I got a good feeling, somebody's doing a little digging, could we kick this up a notch? Yes we can. Y'all motherfuckers need to watch some more Rick and Morty, because if you thought that [lie] was real you fell for a [lie] within a [lie] within a [lie] within a [lie]... because the REAL TRUTH is that [DSP is a liar]"


It's AMAZING when you look at this way - DSP lies more than a literal husband and wife catfishing empire that operated for more than a fucking decade.
 
Rule of thumb: when DSP says something it's a lie. He lies about everything: from the big things to the stupidest things. DSP reality must be so warped it might be a modern art piece. Imagine he gets his hand on somethign that fulfills wishes. The world would explode. If you want to place a curse on DSP it has to be "don't tell lies"
 
Rule of thumb: when DSP says something it's a lie. He lies about everything: from the big things to the stupidest things. DSP reality must be so warped it might be a modern art piece. Imagine he gets his hand on somethign that fulfills wishes. The world would explode. If you want to place a curse on DSP it has to be "don't tell lies"
That's why Ralph is the perfect co host for Smark Guys they both treat dumb shit they do as a "work" like it's WWE and lie so much it's impossible to keep track.
 
Phil's british style goal reward order was cancelled by Doordash and I think the LARPers in his kick chat have spooked him into thinking the trolls have had a hand in it. He is now frantically calling the restaurant to investigate what's happened. Riddled in paranoia. If anyone did successfully mess with his Doordash I think that would be the final straw.
 
Why do you need to exaggerate his shit behavior? What he did is bad enough. Lying about it only validates his victimhood. How can't you idiots see that? Nevermind, you won't.
He said "she doesn't have cancer buuuutt...." then fails to elaborate. If he can't be bothered to spell it out, no one should be faulted for using the term he compared it to. Literally no one is worse for saying it's cancer.
 
Someone did suggest that he had got some notoriety on DoorDash. I guess this is Korma bitch!
More likely explanation is its just peak hours or he didn't tip enough or the place he ordered from is inconvenient to order from.

Fucking hell, when I get an order cancelled I just move on with my life and order from somewhere else. Actually I barely even order food anymore because I realized what a fucking ripoff it is.

This nigga turns every single molehill into a giant ass mountain that he is too retarded to climb.
 
LOL , KC opening with detractor songs.

More likely explanation is its just peak hours or he didn't tip enough or the place he ordered from is inconvenient to order from.

Fucking hell, when I get an order cancelled I just move on with my life and order from somewhere else. Actually I barely even order food anymore because I realized what a fucking ripoff it is.

This nigga turns every single molehill into a giant ass mountain that he is too retarded to climb.
He's just a huge, humongous, gouty Karen. It's not so much that he wants to make a mountain out of a molehill, it's that he wants someone to hear him complaining about the molehill.

He even Karened out at PPP about Kick not monetizing him fast enough, LOL.
 
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