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[Adamska]

MIRACLE NOODLES: THE LOW CARB PASTA REVOLUTION​

(03/21/24)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=gksnFOB2NbY

Spoiler: Local Archive

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That just looks like a mixture of diarrhea, dirty sink water, and maggots. It's one of his worse thumbnail takes that's for sure.

Also the rage at not being able to eat things he claims he doesn't like continues to spiral onwards to dropping the fake carny diet. Eggs can work as a pseudo noodle sure, but it still is off from the real deal, and he's going to have to lie about that to himself.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Jack presenting himself as an arbiter of purity in the realm of healthy eating is funny enough on its face. Then he promotes ultra-processed fake noodles and just adds another layer of absurdity. It’s not even chutzpah, just plain ignorance and stupidity.

I noticed he also had peanut butter on the counter while he was making this, so it could have been even worse (yes, that’s possible).

 

[Puggers]

Look at this absolute peanut head.

From the post, "Snow White theater is packed ."

I couldn't give less of a shit about the new Snow White, but Fatty has been so offended by it that his review should be great. I wonder what Hammy is stuffing her snout with?

 

[The Stranger]

Look at this absolute peanut head.

From the post, "Snow White theater is packed ."

I couldn't give less of a shit about the new Snow White, but Fatty has been so offended by it that his review should be great. I wonder what Hammy is stuffing her snout with? View attachment 7120288

Did hammy bring a blankie for baby so he doesn't get dandruff and shit stains on the theater chair?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Look at this absolute peanut head.

From the post, "Snow White theater is packed ."

I couldn't give less of a shit about the new Snow White, but Fatty has been so offended by it that his review should be great. I wonder what Hammy is stuffing her snout with? View attachment 7120288

He looks completely blasted in this image. Like his last brain cell just died.

 

[soulless guarantee]

Look at this absolute peanut head.

From the post, "Snow White theater is packed ."

I couldn't give less of a shit about the new Snow White, but Fatty has been so offended by it that his review should be great. I wonder what Hammy is stuffing her snout with? View attachment 7120288

It's like a still taken from one of those videos of fighter pilots going through extreme G force training in a centrifuge

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack tries and fails to clapback



Jack makes a warning to Florida



Malding about haters

Look at this absolute peanut head.

From the post, "Snow White theater is packed ."

I couldn't give less of a shit about the new Snow White, but Fatty has been so offended by it that his review should be great. I wonder what Hammy is stuffing her snout with? View attachment 7120288

Sure showed a "go woke, go broke" mindset



Thinking about robots



So he loves stealing recipes from tiktok?



Translation: Internet means Twitter App



Still crying that the plan is not trusted



Food recall

MIRACLE NOODLES: THE LOW CARB PASTA REVOLUTION​

(03/21/24)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=gksnFOB2NbY

Spoiler: Local Archive

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Jack is really stretching the definition of carnivore at this point.

 

[Adamska]

I couldn't give less of a shit about the new Snow White, but Fatty has been so offended by it that his review should be great. I wonder what Hammy is stuffing her snout with?

None of his reviews of films are worth watching, since he doesn't remember shit about them. He just tard gurgles "wolk. badferfamily. Gays" and that's usually about it for these.

He really is dumb enough to think that his non-effort affinity scam take on films is worth anything.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

None of his reviews of films are worth watching, since he doesn't remember shit about them. He just tard gurgles "wolk. badferfamily. Gays" and that's usually about it for these.

He really is dumb enough to think that his non-effort affinity scam take on films is worth anything.

I disagree because sometimes Jack's reviews are pretty funny when you know what he's talking about or if he's angry.

Like his Shogun review where he said it has no violence while the first episode has a guy boiling alive is funny.

There's his "Fly me to the Moon" review where he goes on a tardrage about how this movie didn't redpill everyone about how the moon landing was fake and went on a tirade about how the moon landing was fake.

 

[Enig]

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Same exact energy.

 

[Marc]

Jack is really stretching the definition of carnivore at this point.

It’s just another facet of Jack’s self-centered religion in which the big cow in the sky with his face permits him to do and believe whatever he wants or was going to do anyway. He’s carnivore in the same way he’s Christian.

 

[LifeAlert]

Look at this absolute peanut head.

From the post, "Snow White theater is packed ."

I couldn't give less of a shit about the new Snow White, but Fatty has been so offended by it that his review should be great. I wonder what Hammy is stuffing her snout with? View attachment 7120288

Financially supporting a movie you know you're going to hate. Never change Jack

 

[Puggers]

Financially supporting a movie you know you're going to hate. Never change Jack

In one of his previous Facebook posts someone asked why he was supporting a movie he disagreed with and said was bad (paraphrasing).

His justification was that they have an "unlimited movie pass", or something like that. So, in his mind he's not paying money for it.

 

[p1138]

MIRACLE NOODLES: THE LOW CARB PASTA REVOLUTION​

(03/21/24)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=gksnFOB2NbY

Spoiler: Local Archive

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Those "noodles" are just water, egg white and algae based thickener... that's not noodles. That sounds fucking disgusting.
Doesn't have "exact measurements" but he can say that there's a stick of butter and a half a quart of heavy whipping cream... these are basic measurements.
The "noodles" look fucking disgusting and then he dumps in a bunch of pre-cooked shrimp that's just going to turn into the consistency of pencil erasers.

And of course it manages to look like a bowl of vomit after all you can eat shrimp at a red lobster.

 

[Puggers]

In one of his previous Facebook posts someone asked why he was supporting a movie he disagreed with and said was bad (paraphrasing).

His justification was that they have an "unlimited movie pass", or something like that. So, in his mind he's not paying money for it.

Breaking News: Jack actually liked Snow White a lot. His "antennas" were out for anything woke or dangerous to children, but he found nothing.

https://x.com/jakatak4/status/1903275735395033541

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

The fish at the pet store give passersby that look too, nice.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Breaking News: Jack actually liked Snow White a lot. His "antennas" were out for anything woke or dangerous to children, but he found nothing.

https://x.com/jakatak4/status/1903275735395033541

He also got angry that it wasn't woke and talked about how excited he is for more live action slop

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

MIRACLE NOODLES: THE LOW CARB PASTA REVOLUTION​

(03/21/24)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=gksnFOB2NbY

Spoiler: Local Archive

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What the hell is going on with his voice lately? It sound super deep and altered. He sounds like he is permanently congested.

 

[Adamska]

Breaking News: Jack actually liked Snow White a lot. His "antennas" were out for anything woke or dangerous to children, but he found nothing.

https://x.com/jakatak4/status/1903275735395033541

Someone's really desperate to justify why he wants to go to Disney World again. Seriously, it's amazing to see how hard he's trying to cope with having the bad opinion compared to his peers, even when the film is also objectively shit due to the branding.

 

[Barsik]

Breaking News: Jack actually liked Snow White a lot. His "antennas" were out for anything woke or dangerous to children, but he found nothing.

https://x.com/jakatak4/status/1903275735395033541

So he preemptively shits on the movie only to like it and suck Disney cock for his review. Amazing. He loves shoveling Disney sloppa as much as he loves shoveling food sloppa

And somehow he even managed to bitch about the fact that there wasn't anything bad in the movie, even though he set himself up for it. But it didn't end up hurting the score? So why even bitch about it?