Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

I bet internally she's freaked out that she *looks* old now. Before with filters and her lucky fat distro you could pass her off at 35 as a thirtysomething. Hell, you could probably pass it off even just a couple years ago. But in the last 6 months she's clearly become old looking. In a way that other 40 year olds now think is normal but that anybody 35 or younger will almost immediately clock as the dreaded middle age.
 
I thought I was used to Anna’s appearance; her massive lower half and how age, gravity and vanity liposuction and how she goes out of her way to accentuate her worst features.

But the video of her trying to prance about the pool just hit me weird today. The way her flesh moves, the way she seems to celebrate it; it’s totally incomprehensible to me.

She can’t possibly think it’s aspirational, admirable or attractive. I’d really love to know what goes on in her head. And I’m avoiding any more jiggly videos from her this evening. I’d like to keep my supper down.
 
She looks amazingly special needs in those 2 videos.

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Behind her is a $2500 Bosh gas stove. Untouched.
While she's "meal prepping" her take away.
I'm gonna be completely honest with you here for a second. I fucking hate how lazy this dumb heifer is.
she has the money for good ingredients and a spacious kitchen to cook in but naw, parking her fat ass on a stool while lifting chicken between take out containers is all that kitchen will ever see.

My heart weeps.
 
She looks amazingly special needs in those 2 videos.

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Behind her is a $2500 Bosh gas stove. Untouched.
While she's "meal prepping" her take away.
I'm gonna be completely honest with you here for a second. I fucking hate how lazy this dumb heifer is.
she has the money for good ingredients and a spacious kitchen to cook in but naw, parking her fat ass on a stool while lifting chicken between take out containers is all that kitchen will ever see.

My heart weeps.
Hey she needs to prioritize her rest. Taking her god kids to the mall was very tiring.

Yes she has less energy than many who are elderly, or who works long hours, or who stay at home with young kids all day. But it isn’t because she’s morbidly obese and eats like crap. It’s simply because of all her autoimmune conditions…

I wonder if she finally realized she is gaining so much despite her surgeries after seejng the side by side photos? I don’t understand how she can be so deep in delusion that she ignores this. So is she still delusional, or she knows but cant say anything because then the haters would win?

Edit- i also noticed in her pool dancing video she doesn’t lift her feet until the very end and then she does this weird choppy lifting that doesn't really go with the dance. So my headcanon is that she was thinking oh no they are going to say i didn't lift my feet, better move em around real quick
 
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And I’m avoiding any more jiggly videos from her this evening. I’d like to keep my supper down.
Luckily, SOME of us are willing to weaponize our bulimia for the good of the farms.

Just look at those textures!

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Her right inner thigh looks way worse, but I genuinely don’t know how she Performs the mental gymnastics to make this an acceptable way to live.
 
Luckily, SOME of us are willing to weaponize our bulimia for the good of the farms.


Her right inner thigh looks way worse, but I genuinely don’t know how she Performs the mental gymnastics to make this an acceptable way to live.
God damn, I am so sorry for this but her left side thigh rolls mesmerize me so much. When they inevitably get bigger (because we KNOW she will never try to lose weight), are all three of them going to flap independently of one another?

 
"Look at that blubber fly!"
(The joke being that Homer is like a third her size)

she has the money for good ingredients and a spacious kitchen to cook in but naw, parking her fat ass on a stool while lifting chicken between take out containers is all that kitchen will ever see.
She has the money to hire people to come over and use her kitchen to cook for her. She could be having custom-made meals for her that are tasty and filling while also being nutritious and not giant calorie bombs. She'd probably spend as much as she does ordering in food from restaurants all the time.
 
The close up of the Bosch? There is also a cookie sheet for the cookies she’s hiding, and look to the left-is that a glass of wine I see?’

What is LTK? Is really like to see her scoot around on the chair, I think it’s a moment we’ve all been waiting for.

She looks SO much worse before she started this plastic surgery nonsense. Of course, this has nothing to do with looks. Nothing.

It’s hard to tell with her feet in the water, but it looks like she is getting edema around her ankles, which would possible mean Scamron damaged her lymph system. We’ll see.

Thise tiered legs are going to turn into wings Ala my 600 lb life, mark my words.
 
The close up of the Bosch? There is also a cookie sheet for the cookies she’s hiding, and look to the left-is that a glass of wine I see?’

What is LTK? Is really like to see her scoot around on the chair, I think it’s a moment we’ve all been waiting for.

She looks SO much worse before she started this plastic surgery nonsense. Of course, this has nothing to do with looks. Nothing.

It’s hard to tell with her feet in the water, but it looks like she is getting edema around her ankles, which would possible mean Scamron damaged her lymph system. We’ll see.

Thise tiered legs are going to turn into wings Ala my 600 lb life, mark my words.

And re: edema….yeah it does look like the skin is starting to crease around the ankle, but it is hard to tell.

It will be ameeeeeeezing for our Sally Shine, she will have successfully manifested a lymph disorder after being told she didn’t have one.

You did it Anna! Those lymph draining massages might finally do something!
 
The close up of the Bosch? There is also a cookie sheet for the cookies she’s hiding, and look to the left-is that a glass of wine I see?’
Don't forget the overripe bananas! I've always assumed she's like Chantal where she'll buy healthy food but then it expires because she's been eating takeout instead of cooking.
 
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She has been posting on LTK posts that are nowhere else yet. One of the videos makes it clear that Anna has upgraded to requiring the no backed work chair scoot around the house level of mobility. Can't get the videos to download though.
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I went and viewed the LTK post (you can fins the link through her instagram)

She is clearly not in her apartment and in some kind of sitting room. It could be a sitting room in the lobby or one of the common areas. It looks like she is sitting in a swivel armchair, i assume matching the one behind her and swinging around.

She’s talking about not caring what people think because she is in public in curlers and pajamas for some odd reason.
 
She looks amazingly special needs in those 2 videos.

Also.
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Behind her is a $2500 Bosh gas stove. Untouched.
While she's "meal prepping" her take away.
I'm gonna be completely honest with you here for a second. I fucking hate how lazy this dumb heifer is.
she has the money for good ingredients and a spacious kitchen to cook in but naw, parking her fat ass on a stool while lifting chicken between take out containers is all that kitchen will ever see.

My heart weeps.
It’s reminding of the Krystle era when Amber Lynn Reid would pour individual plastic bottles of water into a big carry-around water jug. Like—what for? What’s the point? It’s all the same water.

And it’s similar with Anna and the plastic takeout containers. She could just fix a plate. It doesn’t need to be placed in a container, for fuck’s sake. She’s not going anywhere.

Jesus, these cows and their drive to over consume. Here’s an idea—while you’re stuffing your face, how about creating a mountain of plastic waste? Yeah? Excellent. Good job getting out there!
 
It’s reminding of the Krystle era when Amber Lynn Reid would pour individual plastic bottles of water into a big carry-around water jug. Like—what for? What’s the point? It’s all the same water.

And it’s similar with Anna and the plastic takeout containers. She could just fix a plate. It doesn’t need to be placed in a container, for fuck’s sake. She’s not going anywhere.

Jesus, these cows and their drive to over consume. Here’s an idea—while you’re stuffing your face, how about creating a mountain of plastic waste? Yeah? Excellent. Good job getting out there!
if she puts it in meal prep containers she’s *meal prepping* and not just eating leftover fast food.

She also wouldn’t be able to make a story out of it.
 
So apparently a family meal is a whole chicken, 2 skewers and 2 large sides. That looks like more than 1 family meal.
That's a meal for a standard family of four.

My family of three would make short work of that, though. Teen goblin would eat regular teen goblin portions for a midget twerp who's a stick. However, the male in the house is quite tall and eats 1 meal a day due to work schedule, and the other person is a crazy Imperial Century cyclist who also runs 1/2 marathons for fun.
She has been posting on LTK posts that are nowhere else yet. One of the videos makes it clear that Anna has upgraded to requiring the no backed work chair scoot around the house level of mobility. Can't get the videos to download though.
This may be the shittiest capture ever, but here we are. (even though I can find the source in the page elements, I can't pull it using any of my downloader software due to the way LTK works, so I did this in the jankiest fashion ever - capturing via screen recording and using the laptop's microphone to capture the sound coming out of the speakers.):

 
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