Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - Wannabe Lolcow-tuber edgelord zoomer grifter, "Her Prostate," Poster boy of using threads and not crediting sources, Chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, Pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, Supports cheating, rejected by Kiwi Farms

Colon capital V said:
It's obviously supposed to be a shitpost (albeit one I don't get because it's just making a statement, not too dissimilar to saying "I'm a pedophile" for "shock value" tbh), but it's clearly in his brand of zoomer """humor""" and his attempt to be """funny""".
Holy fuck, you guys are actually autistic if you can't see this (not surprising where we're at).
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First of all go fuck off somewhere else if you think we're autists and the thread/KF sucks now like you imply. Nobody gives a fuck about your personal opinions about thread quality.

Second, when every other thing he posts is "irony" then its fucking hard for anybody to tell when you're actually being serious which is the thing that pisses me off about people thinking irony is equitable to a joke. Irony is a literary device, that when used correctly, can be humorous, because of the juxtaposition between what you say, and the reality. When retards like Tom think lying is tantamount to being ironic, then they're just retarded, and it shows how undereducated and generally low iq that entire generation of people just like Tom are. Everyone else that fails to use irony correctly is also retarded. It's not on the people interpreting what faggot zoomers say incorrectly, when faggot zoomers are using language incorrectly to be misleading because they think that's what "irony" is.

It's one of those things where you have to take these faggots at face value, so they stop using fake irony as a crutch in lieu of real humor.
 
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Didn't Tom say on Destiny's stream that cancer jokes are in poor taste? Might look for it later also more zoomer "humor"
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dick tha master said:
Didn't Tom say on Destiny's stream that cancer jokes are in poor taste? Might look for it later also more zoomer "humor"
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tbh looks like he's trying to Keyword Stuff for SEO. Which is retarded, because that kind of shit usually doesn't even help, and makes it worse for searching. Maybe if it was ten years ago, but shit has gotten so much more complex than just counting key words.
 
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Chimplord1997 said:
Maybe we were watching a different video, because in that video he says that he doesn't think Jean Hollywood knew despite at the time there being leaked chat logs of him and goon clown talking about getting kids into porn on multiple occasions.
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I might've been misremembering then. If that's true then that's fucked. I don't really want to give Tom any sort of benefit of the doubt because those logs are pretty easy to find.
 
He looks so trashy. Hair looks like a Justin Bieber disaster from a decade ago.
Hair unkempt, and his appearance looks like he got stock in a time machine from the emo era to 2015.

Before criticizing others he should first attempt to look other than a unrespectable animal let out of the cage
 
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Unknowing said:
He looks so trashy. Hair looks like a Justin Bieber disaster from a decade ago.
Hair unkempt, and his appearance looks like he got stock in a time machine from the emo era to 2015.

Before criticizing others he should first attempt to look other than a unrespectable animal let out of the cage
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This kid from an old episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm looks like Tom. I made note of it a while ago cuz I thought it was funny but forgot to post it.
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Local Wordmason said:
First of all go fuck off somewhere else if you think we're autists and the thread/KF sucks now like you imply. Nobody gives a fuck about your personal opinions about thread quality.

Second, when every other thing he posts is "irony" then its fucking hard for anybody to tell when you're actually being serious which is the thing that pisses me off about people thinking irony is equitable to a joke. Irony is a literary device, that when used correctly, can be humorous, because of the juxtaposition between what you say, and the reality. When retards like Tom think lying is tantamount to being ironic, then they're just retarded, and it shows how undereducated and generally low iq that entire generation of people just like Tom are. Everyone else that fails to use irony correctly is also retarded. It's not on the people interpreting what faggot zoomers say incorrectly, when faggot zoomers are using language incorrectly to be misleading because they think that's what "irony" is.

It's one of those things where you have to take these faggots at face value, so they stop using fake irony as a crutch in lieu of real humor.
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It's funny because nigger's like you sperg about it. It's not an attempt at irony it's rage-bait.
 
Gelato said:
Cosmodore (that groomer cartoon community guy) got his start in the community from befriending Tom, by Tom's own admission. Not at all saying Tom is a pedo or anything, I'm jus bringing it up because I haven't seen him being mentioned.
And it's part of Tom's history.
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Pretty interesting but unsurprising that something like that would happen to tom when he runs a content farm (not that it excuses him). The bigger question is how he will deal with this, interested to see how or even if he will say something about this.
 
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