🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 41 43.6%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 10 10.6%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 43 45.7%
  • Total voters
    94
Die For Me! said:
if you want to know the truth about it, I think it's not any single one of these theories but actually all of these theories put together that has Ralph literally foaming at the mouth hollering into an empty, black void that is about to swallow him whole.
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My theory is a lot more simple: he's finally run out of clout and money and become an actual incel.
 
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Rage Pig said:
Piggertits knows that his Fuck Warski Festival is going to he a nothingburger and is preemptively coping. If the KC wasn't viewbotting while the Keelstream was shadow banned, it would be the Keelstream that got thousands of viewers and the KC wouldn't be able to get more than 300, if you wanna know the truth about it!
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I'm just went through his timeline and he hasn't even announced a time for his stupid festival. Hey retard, you might get more than 300 viewers if you announced a fucking time that you were going to stream about your ex lover.

I know it doesn't matter to your remaining fans because they are neets who live off the government dole, but you are trying to grow an audience beyond Adolwulf right?
 
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Thorndyke Special said:
I'm just went through his timeline and he hasn't even announced a time for his stupid festival. Hey retard, you might get more than 300 viewers if you announced a fucking time that you were going to stream about your ex lover.
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Ralph never got over Nora openly flirting with Andy in front of him when he moved to Richmond. Ralph was completely emasculated.
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Sam Losco's Wife said:
Ralph never got over Nora openly flirting with Andy in front of him when he moved to Richmond. Ralph was completely emasculated.
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I can think of another pig man from Milwaukee with a very similar villain origin story. Thank god the Mexican crack shack doesn't have a basement or Ralph might start a home-made chorizo business.
 
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Rage Pig said:
Piggertits knows that his Fuck Warski Festival is going to he a nothingburger and is preemptively coping. If the KC wasn't viewbotting while the Keelstream was shadow banned, it would be the Keelstream that got thousands of viewers and the KC wouldn't be able to get more than 300, if you wanna know the truth about it!
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&very view will be earned by putting large amounts of pills into his system.
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I fondly remember Ralph bragging about 1k+ viewers for a bit, only for Warski to reveal it was him having a bunch of tabs open on whichever streaming platform Ralph was on at the time. Then Warski closed them. This was around the time KC just started.
 
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Rage Pig said:
Piggertits knows that his Fuck Warski Festival is going to he a nothingburger and is preemptively coping. If the KC wasn't viewbotting while the Keelstream was shadow banned, it would be the Keelstream that got thousands of viewers and the KC wouldn't be able to get more than 300, if you wanna know the truth about it!
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&very view will be earned by putting large amounts of pills into his system.
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There won't be any new material at all. How many times has Ralph recycled this now? At least the DSP stuff was something new going on.
 
Josh will make a feature and personally like to the fake and gay Kino Casino DSP DM leaks that totally wasn't view botted but Ralph's Fuck Warski Festival with big names like Styx and possibly DSP doesn't get so much as a mention?

There's a Kinospiracy going on.
 
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porkWellington said:
Ralph's Fuck Warski Festival with big names like Styx and possibly DSP doesn't get so much as a mention?
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Josh will never admit it but he's secretly scared of Styx's magic powers. He doesn't want his first harvest of bell peppers to be beset upon by locusts.
Rage Pig said:
Who wants to se a LITANY of guests fake to be outraged about Warski forcing his GF to abort the BABY?
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Not only did he misspell it but I don't think that's even the correct usage for litany. You'd usually use it to group negative things, like a litany of complaints or sex offences.

Baffling how his journalism career never got off the ground.
 
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He's bringing the Switch to play with a what? barely 3 year old? 4 year old? No Ralph, you're bringing it so you have something to do until your visit ends because these visits are just posturing.

A real man, never speaks about having to see his kid supervised, a real man would never mention it publicly if he was, because its a shameful and pathetic thing to admit.

But Ralph, you're not a real man and you never will be.
 
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JAKL II said:
He's bringing the Switch to play with a what? barely 3 year old? 4 year old? No Ralph, you're bringing it so you have something to do until your visit ends because these visits are just posturing.
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No kidding Faith doesn’t want Gunt shoving a switch in his hands, it’s totally inappropriate for 3 year old nor do they have the hand size or dexterity to use it. Basically Xander gets to watch 4 days a year dad play Switch on the visit. Why the fuck does he have a switch anyway? He doesn’t play video games. Im assuming he’s taking a the switch May left behind, along with all of Rozy’s toys.
 
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