Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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He's here again
The man who types "Child" in replies....
 

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This is too good to pass up.
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There are those who think the the USA is already experiencing ACW II Orange man's a bugaboo. Hilarious book to read, for those of you who read --and you know who you are, "How Civil Wars Start: and how to stop them" by Barbara F. Walters. She's an Obama era relict in many ways and quite the shallow thinker. Best part of the book is when she proposes what may happen in the USA when we get President-Elect Harris. Yes, she seems to think Kumslut Kamala is presidential material. Quick review: It's a fun read if you read it as comedy. Otherwise it's just tedious pseudo-social-science.

Anyway, I may need to change my view on Piggy and the divorce. I'm coming around to the idea that Nikki will take a ball peen hammer to Piggy's skull while he is snoring off his latest drunk, then of course, as is the case in such things, she'll douse his carcass and the bed in gasoline and voila, piggy flambee! One way or the other, there is going to be actual domestic violence. Things are absolutely building to that.
 
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That cyberstalkerchild account called me, a fat white man, the “N” word, Leslie. This is a clear example of white supremacy, and continuing to support them (by replying when they tag you) constitutes felony super-racism. I am a professional satirist. Enjoy prison, honky bitch.
 
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Summer of George said:
Finally, explicit admission that Patrick S. Tomlinson acted as an arm of UnitedHealthcare (you know, the Luigi one) to bilk senile old people out of their Social Security money:
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When oh when will someone call him out on supporting all the heinous insurance agency crimes that only Luigi was man enough to take action against. It was the same insurance company and Titty-Three-Chins is still earning sales commission from it.
I was actually tempted to Xeet about it one time but found myself already blocked by a pig I had never interacted with.
 
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John_Smith said:
I'm coming around to the idea that Nikki will take a ball peen hammer to Piggy's skull while he is snoring off his latest drunk, then of course, as is the case in such things, she'll douse his carcass and the bed in gasoline and voila, piggy flambee! One way or the other, there is going to be actual domestic violence. Things are absolutely building to that.
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So this is a little bit conspiratorial with no real proof but what if Nikki was the one paying for the swatting from Torswats? So here is my thinking on this.

Nikki has access to Fatrick's phone. She also has the money in the family as evidence that her parents had to pay off Fatrick's court fees. So she could easily get the money that Fatrick couldn't get.

Nikki would have access to Fatrick's phone. While Fatrick constantly xeets and is on bluesky, he also gets super drunk and passes out. Which means Nikki can take his phone and do whatever she wants for a few hours until he comes to. This would make sense with Fatrick's phone and email tied to the coinbase account that was paying for the swatting while Fatrick had no idea.

Nikki also wants to get rid of this fat retard she is stuck in a relationship with. But if she poisons him, puts a bullet in the back of his head, or beats him to death (all of which she probably wants to do), she gets pegged as the top suspect and goes to jail. But if she can get the cops to do it, she gets off with no real blame and probably gets a payday from a wrongful death lawsuit.

Essentially, the theory is that Nikki was using Fatrick's phone to send crypto to Torswats in order to swat themselves under the belief that Fatrick can't help but oink like crazy when the cops show up and get himself killed. And after he gets killed, she gets a payout for a wrongful death lawsuit while getting rid of her shitty marriage. And she has an easy out if any suspicion came on her because it was through Fatrick's phone and the resulting lolsuit against Milwaukee can take the suspicion off her and onto Fatrick who would be trying to get a free payout with this lolsuit and get sympathy points
 
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A psychological thriller about a paranoid, fat, unlikeable man who has a dark secret with his innocent looking pepperoni business who gets killed by his wife? Or would it be told from Nikki's perspective?
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Make it a mystery/thriller. A drunken housewife sobers up enough to realize her portly husband might actually be a serial killer. As she tries to get off the booze and collect hard evidence, her rather rotund husband starts pressuring her to drink, tries drugging her, or just straight-up gaslights her. There would also need to be a scene why he tries to keep her drunk: maybe he wants to hang out at the local bar, maybe her being blackout drunk gives him time to write science fiction novels, or maybe he just wants to try out that new cheasesteak restaurant. The important factor would have to be his gaslighting needs to be plausible, meaning the obese husband would need brains that contrast with his fetal alcohol syndrome looks. He would also need to be charming in a way that convinces other characters he's okay, instead of randomly insulting them.

It should end with the revelation that this chubby man really is grinding his victims into pepperoni, and in the desperate fight he gets knocked into his own grinder. Everything except the head gets ground into sausage. For blatant sequel bait, the head can be stolen by a stalker cult that grafts it to the body of a pig to form their new "god".
 
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Kingfisher9000 said:
That cyberstalkerchild account called me, a fat white man, the “N” word, Leslie. This is a clear example of white supremacy, and continuing to support them (by replying when they tag you) constitutes felony super-racism. I am a professional satirist. Enjoy prison, honky bitch.
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There's less niggers in the NBA than there were in his breakfast.
 
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A common Pat tactic when childing the stalkers is to address every single point in every single tweet. "No, stalker, I am not obese. I am quite fit. No, stalker, those are pecs. No, Robert, my fence is not backwards. No, stalker, it is you who will enjoy prison. No, stalker, Dan does not have a penis. I do." etc.

Notice there's one point he doesn't address here:
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I wonder why. :story:
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
A common Pat tactic when childing the stalkers is to address every single point in every single tweet. "No, stalker, I am not obese. I am quite fit. No, stalker, those are pecs. No, Robert, my fence is not backwards. No, stalker, it is you who will enjoy prison. No, stalker, Dan does not have a penis. I do." etc.

Notice there's one point he doesn't address here:
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I wonder why. :story:
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Is holding out some literary agent sees his Tiny Tim tweets when pull out their phone to dial 911 after getting in a terrible car crash and signs him? You'd need severe brain damage to associate with Rick at this point. He needs to vanity publish it and hope nobody notices. The oinking would be massive as he gets dogpiled.
 
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If Pat's using such logic towards Leslie, I guess we can call him a paedophile. Next to the odd viral tweet mindlessly liked by the slavish, ignorant masses, Pat has zero influence. He sounds like a piglet squealing on a classmate for saying a bad word. Pat was definitely the schoolyard snitch.

I enjoy that she lives rent-free in his head and causes him immense suffering.

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