Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[DogZero]

I've been watching the Fuck Warski Festival for 2 hours and they've discussed Warski for less than 10 minutes total. I'd rather be watching DSP at this point.

did you enjoy the 30 minutes they spent talking about the logistics, details and mechanics of eating pussy? What about ralph saying he needs to get himself tested after spending 30 minutes doing the afformentioned with a Tijuana prostitute?

I just want to see what IronWolfSpear promised earlier on the persip stream, he said he had a sketch of ashtons brown gf and video, he also said he had more stories. He claims to have the whole paypig discord exported, and the ghost hunting film they made but never released cus they got caught by the cops and ashton had to hide under garbage to escape. I quit watching awhile ago, I'll check back later when I can find that specific segment.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Just having Vito on is an instant L for whatever program you were planning to begin with. I don't know what he was thinking with this. The only real thing he could hammer home is 2/28/19 but of course he can't because he was directly involved with it.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

I quit watching awhile ago

Smart move.

 

[Kino Dogmeat]

"The Fuck Warski Festival" but btw we can't talk about 2/28/2019 because Ralph co-hosted that dumpster fire and we'll have Veado the Paedo as a guest because why not.

 

[Guntkvd]

DSP > Warski
Not even close

 

[Rick Nekieta]

I really hope to hell that Mersh, Percip, unknown guy with the short hair and (by far worst of all) Vito are not on concurrently with IronWolfSpear. It bears noting that IronWolfSpear, for his many shortcomings, DID FUCKING DELIVER on Vegas, even if it required Liana's error to confirm it. Ralph lacks focus (obviously) and IWS lacks likability (obviously) but there is a CHANCE they can pull it off. Each chucklefuck that is still around when IWS comes on is going to dilute whatever he has.

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

I remember in the halcyon days of the sektur when one streamer would attack another streamer and used tactics to undermine the other streamer by any means necessary.

I really hope the Casino responds to the “Fuck Warski” festival, only for the purposes of content. I mean it does directly involve them and assuming that this stream (which is dogshit) goes the way it goes I would like it if Asston and Tardski responded back like the good ole days.

But I’m being too optimistic here. Asston and Tardski have turned their own Kick chats into the Soviet Casino. No badmouthing Tardski, Beiser, or airing out any of the Casino’s dirty laundry. They live in a hug box and seemingly remain silent on the slithery Persian faggot’s endless attacks on them.

Years ago this would’ve yielded more explosive drama. But nowadays every Sektur creature lives in their own discord hug boxes, ghettoizing themselves and taking occasional pot shots at one another.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

I remember in the halcyon days of the sektur when one streamer would attack another streamer and used tactics to undermine the other streamer by any means necessary.

I really hope the Casino responds to the “Fuck Warski” festival, only for the purposes of content. I mean it does directly involve them and assuming that this stream (which is dogshit) goes the way it goes I would like it if Asston and Tardski responded back like the good ole days.

But I’m being too optimistic here. Asston and Tardski have turned their own Kick chats into the Soviet Casino. No badmouthing Tardski, Beiser, or airing out any of the Casino’s dirty laundry. They live in a hug box and seemingly remain silent on the slithery Persian faggot’s endless attacks on them.

Years ago this would’ve yielded more explosive drama. But nowadays every Sektur creature lives in their own discord hug boxes, ghettoizing themselves and taking occasional pot shots at one another.

Ralph claimed that the 2 hours of no Warski was intentional as an intermission of sorts. He then proceeds to say "when you have a 10 hour show you need to pad, there's only so much you can talk about Warski" followed by "I could give you Warski stories for 50 hours." Having acknowledged the incompatibility of these claims, let's just say the second claim is an exaggeration. DROP FUCKING WARSKI STORIES, IT'S WHY WE'RE FUCKING HERE. In the 3 hours I watched, the one Warski anecdote he shared was BY FAR the highlight of the stream (not saying much, but it's something). Every person on this stream, Ralph included, are taking the spotlight off of Warski to try to hog their share of it because they're wet brained low IQ morons who only care about their feelings in the immediate moment. Jeezus Christ, I'm not asking for a 20 year stock pick, just fucking delay your gratification til the end of the stream.

 

[DogZero]

I really hope the Casino responds to the “Fuck Warski” festival, only for the purposes of content. I mean it does directly involve them and assuming that this stream (which is dogshit) goes the way it goes I would like it if Asston and Tardski responded back like the good ole days.

I am sympatico on this view, I would love a real knock out fight (like warski's) but it wont happen. The Phil DM's confirm that they go fortress arc no content no stream whenever controversy even touches the fringe of their garment.

It makes sense strategically since Warski's past is largely indefensible and they already go after ralph nearly every stream so anything they say would be a repeat. Unfortunately its content death. It's very gay and lame considering Ashton's past attitude on this.

 

[stupid frog]

Does Beiser rhyme with Feaser, jw.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Does Beiser rhyme with Feaser, jw.

This is unironically why they stopped gibbeting Feaser's corpse. Ralph dropped an unbeeped n bomb from a position of genuine animosity* as he's feuding with "KillKinoKasino" who he is referring to as "Mr. K" There is a genuine hollering hog moment in the making here.

Added in edit: Ralph meltdown occurred approximately 30 seconds after comment. Second edit: 2 minutes after meltdown, Ralph is going to be stepping aside to run to the store to buy smokes and calm down. Right now, the four personalities are having a very cringe attempt at reconciling their feelings and the situation in general.

 

[stupid frog]

This is unironically why they stopped gibbeting Feaser's corpse.

I'm Beisen'.

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

This is unironically why they stopped gibbeting Feaser's corpse. Ralph dropped an unbeeped n bomb from a position of genuine animosity* as he's feuding with "KillKinoKasino" who he is referring to as "Mr. K" There is a genuine hollering hog moment in the making here.

Added in edit: Ralph meltdown occurred approximately 30 seconds after comment. Second edit: 2 minutes after meltdown, Ralph is going to be stepping aside to run to the store to buy smokes and calm down. Right now, the four personalities are having a very cringe attempt at reconciling their feelings and the situation in general.

I stopped watching the stream an hour ago. Wait… you’re telling me that Ralph is fighting with KillKinoKasino? Why? I thought they were both unified under the banner of hating the casino? Also the casino does gibbet on Feaser’s corpse but only for the occasion of a balding character they may cover.

I am sympatico on this view, I would love a real knock out fight (like warski's) but it wont happen. The Phil DM's confirm that they go fortress arc no content no stream whenever controversy even touches the fringe of their garment.

It makes sense strategically since Warski's past is largely indefensible and they already go after ralph nearly every stream so anything they say would be a repeat. Unfortunately its content death. It's very gay and lame considering Ashton's past attitude on this.

Wasn’t that the whole point of the casino originally? Warski the retarded Phoenix rising up from the ashes of his past sins? Ashton to escape the cabin? Attaching two desperate down low bums together to alog Ralph (who had sway in the IBS/Sektur sphere during that time?)

 

[Rick Nekieta]

I stopped watching the stream an hour ago. Wait… you’re telling me that Ralph is fighting with KillKinoKasino? Why? I thought they were both unified under the banner of hating the casino? Also the casino does gibbet on Feaser’s corpse but only for the occasion of a balding character they may cover.

Event is happening in real time, it was a genuine happening. The last 10* minutes have been the level of dysfunction one would find in Classic Ralph. Ralph is going for smokes and will be back before 8 Eastern. Someone named Raven (this person is unknown to me) just called in.

Added in edit: If the chatters are to be believed, Raven = Elaine = sektur bicycle and druggie who got with everyone BUT Warski, currently with Godwinson, of British descent/residency. Surprisingly, she's focused, well-spoken (today at least) and came bringing genuinely embarrassing receipts. She is the ONLY guest so far that understood the assignment.

Show gets CONSIDERABLY better at the 6 hour and 45 minute mark. The previous 3 hours and 15 minutes are PAINFUL. After Ralph's hollering hog moment, it went from PAINFUL to merely awkward. But the important part is that ACTUAL receipts are being dropped on the ACTUAL subject matter.

Added in yet another edit: Richard Spencer called in just after 7:10 Central. He is extremely lispy and who knows where this is going. This delayed Ralph's smoke run again. Yikes, Richard Spencer in 2025. Maybe he'll have a chat with Percip after the stream. *a few minutes later* Predictably, Richard Spencer is derailing the stream with his analysis on matters pertaining to the Alt Right.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

He suggested that he has PPPig's potato gf picture. He didn't say he will release it and I personally don't care but I think it's fair game since PPP goes after other people significant others. She's extremely FAT and according to Ironwolf she ain't white. Probably Turkish.

PPPdiddy confirmed to be dating Father Vaush's sloppy seconds.

#Shame

 

[Rick Nekieta]

After just over 3 hours of bullshit, there was about 30 quality minutes, followed by a torturous 45 minutes of Richard Spencer and now Ralph is having a slapfight with Percip because he is demanding Percip give another hour because he stepped out to get smokes (which Ralph has been talking about for 75 minutes and were supposed to come with his delivery some hours back). The ONLY good guest with GOOD receipts has been drowned out by this bullshit. Raven has NEW receipts and they're being delayed by this dysfunctional nonsense between these faggots. Richard's only saving grace is that "Mr. K" and Percip delogged, unfortunately the latter came back.

8:05 Central, Ralph is having epic hollering hog moment at Null while believing his mic is muted.

Actual revelation: Warski feigned Catholicism to retain Signal Boot, who was chased off by PPP's blasphemy/hypocrisy (exact incident unknown)
Second revelation: Warski controls the Kick Account, he successfully hijacked Dakka Dakka in Jan of '23 and PPP controls (unsuccessful) gumroad. At that time, Andy was worried about being shorted on his gumroad cut because PPP wouldn't show him the base finances. That time that Andy only allowed Ashton to see the finances because of the boxed wine scandal confirms that they weren't transparent with each other over finances in year one.
Third revelation: Ashton would frequently yell and throw fits at the top of his lungs while cohabiting when the gambling wasn't going his way and his gambling habits are NOT exaggerated.

Observation: While Ralph was getting smokes, Percip suppressed his stupid shit and did a good job keeping the show on topic by just letting Raven talk. Ralph immediately tried to humiliate him upon return for asking if Brian could get on. Ralph is derailing what Percip was keeping on topic. Percip and Raven are the only vaguely competent performers today. Perhaps this is unsurprising.

8:45 Central - Ralph and Percip get in slapfight and Ralph kicks Percip after noting that he was doing a better job than Ralph today (he is, by far, if only by virtue of staying on topic)

 

[Crithir]

Holy shit this bitch is so fucking boring, how does Ralph fumble having a funny guest like this on but leaves her with this autistic faggot to yap

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Surfer just joined (15 minutes back a TTS came in from someone under the handle Ashton saying "Don't forget I own you now bitch" and Ralph said "I have no idea what that means.") Ralph is doing everything in his power to derail the actual topic and every time Raven starts to speak, he takes on a new guest to delay her testimony and receipts. Surfer is vaguely ranting about Warski and some misinformation he gave regarding some Crash Bandicoot gameplay. He was *vaguely* on the edge of the topic and now he's talking about stupid shit unrelated to the matter and Ralph is fixin to holler at him. Ralph has been well over goal for the better part of an hour and now is saying "I'm not sure if Kyler or IronWolfSpear are coming in." He has been saying for 9 hours that the IWS testimony/receipts are conditional on the goal and he's almost certainly going to scam it at this point. Surfer is just fagging things up right now bragging about his 3 CAD cigar.

Added a few minutes later: Surfer asked Raven if Warski had sent her nudes of himself (he had) and when he asked her to comment on his penis size vs. the "Memphis mamba", Ralph kicked him.

Added in new entry: User "LittlePenis" is saying IRONWOLFSPEAR WANTS THE LINK and it is overwhelmingly likely that Ralph is "accidentally" dropping the ball on not giving him the link. He literally did everything in his power to derail Warski related talks.

 

[Cringestorian X]

Well, that was a fucking shitshow, I'll try to hold on to see if Iron is going to come on or bail out. Honestly, he should choose the latter and drop the deets with Liquid Dunn or Persnake (lol).

 

[DogZero]

Its so funny how ralph has this entire coterie of people who want nothing more than a good warski takedown stream helping him every step of the way, persip, squire, bryan, ironwolfspear, raven, surfer and KKK. All these people put the reciepts together, even got new info, organised everything.

ALL RALPH HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE TRAIN. I mean all ralph had to do was drag them into the live channel one by one, ask very basic open questions and let all these people run the show for him THATS IT and he could'nt even do it. Even worse he once again burned persip and KKK, the former for merely pointing out the TRUUUUUUTH that he is drunk and the latter just for not calling him by his acronym LMAO. This stream is so bad that otherwise I would say its prime content for the Casino to cover and make fun of, too bad it would require airing the shit they did manage to barely cover, like the mere existence of Raven and her claims.

I said this before about the persip snoozestreams, the casino is lucky they have a-logs like this. If even a single competent streamer came in and took the reigns this all would be way more competitive and entertaining, which ultimately should be the goal. Can we please at least have persip or someone fire up a stream and have IronwolfSpear on to drop whatever he was gonna drop so we get that?