Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[BlastMonk]

Hehehe "meat monster," I like that. It's a cronenberg looking wall made of Josh's face and a bunch of tentacle stuff/guts. I made the original collage and then fed it through an AI to get the faces to animate (surprisingly very few AIs will do more than 5 faces). It did a pretty damn good job, but I really don't want to have to use it again.

Thanks Seizure, but I meant this handsome devil. The shadow of fan (?) over it with the static TV in front of it and being half in shadow is a really nice touch.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Clint is a massive goof. He is essentially an intelligent and sober version of Cobes.

Never thought i would see the words "Clint, intelligent and Cobes" in the same sentence here. First time for everything bud.

Cobes has crippling assburgers while Clint suffers from crippling libtardism.
Cobes dresses as a goofy gothic pirate and Clint as a strong independent woman.
Cobes relies on Bond Tactical Soap™ while Clint is the Bond Tactical Soap™ for middle-aged housewifes he takes to the dancefloor (never his own wife lol).

 

[GameratePTSD]

Clint is a massive goof. He is essentially an intelligent and sober version of Cobes.

"What was silent in the father speaks in the son; and often I found the son the unveiled secret of the father."
Clint is a dull shortsighted oddball with desires of celebrity and a fascination with sex and women. He gets his political views from screens, has trouble controlling impulses and emotions, and is ultimately probably a sweet guy though his obnoxious personality can prevent others from seeing this part of him.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

Hehehe "meat monster," I like that. It's a cronenberg looking wall made of Josh's face and a bunch of tentacle stuff/guts. I made the original collage and then fed it through an AI to get the faces to animate (surprisingly very few AIs will do more than 5 faces). It did a pretty damn good job, but I really don't want to have to use it again.

better not rape casca during the eclipse BOY

 

[Candover]

Seizure and BPF said they think that Cobes' original channel getting taken down will make some of the alogs go away. That's an interesting take.

Wishful thinking, but all it will really do is slow down the number of new people bumping into his content. People that really want to find Cobra’s stuff, will. Never underestimate the power of autism.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Wishful thinking, but all it will really do is slow down the number of new people bumping into his content. People that really want to find Cobra’s stuff, will. Never underestimate the power of autism.

As Seizure said, hardly anyone watched Cobra 10 years ago. The cobra verse was way more interesting when he was underground.

 

[Retarded Gangstalker]

The banning will cause the Tiktok tards to lose interest but it's pretty obvious that the people fucking with Josh are obsessed to the point of mental illness. They need just as much help as Josh.

 

[Statix_Shark]

The banning will cause the Tiktok tards to lose interest but it's pretty obvious that the people fucking with Josh are obsessed to the point of mental illness. They need just as much help as Josh.

The retards on YouTube are bragging about their gayops on Discord, saying they're reporting Cobes for "making bank".

Didn't think these mouthbreathers could be more pathetic, but it's not surprising when it comes to Discordfags.

 

[Hennimore]

The retards on YouTube are bragging about their gayops on Discord, saying they're reporting Cobes for "making bank".
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Didn't think these mouthbreathers could be more pathetic, but it's not surprising when it comes to Discordfags.

"God damn that alcoholic retard, how dare he barely scrape by and drink himself to an early grave while shoving the most disgusting meals on the planet down his gullet filled with rotten teeth."

It's never enough suffering for these people and they won't be satisfied till he is either homeless or dead.

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

If Clint had an online presence he'd be as much of a cow as Gord. See the snakebones "Clints's Art" episode. Dude is narcissistic, has no artistic talent, and is riding a ten year old settlement for getting hit by a bus.

I'd say yes, if not for Homedads refusal to engage with troles in any significant way. He's plenty stupid to offer up humiliating details of his sons life, apparently completely unaware that it was being used against him, but when it did happen he learned not to do it again. Not to the same extent, anyway.

Point of comparison; I think he'd have his own OP, but the thread wouldn't be as active as most.

 

[bathtubcosby]

The banning will cause the Tiktok tards to lose interest but it's pretty obvious that the people fucking with Josh are obsessed to the point of mental illness. They need just as much help as Josh.

Can't turn back the clock, unfortunately. Once something gets popular enough, dickheads and crazies will come to ruin it for everyone else.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

The retards on YouTube are bragging about their gayops on Discord, saying they're reporting Cobes for "making bank".
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Didn't think these mouthbreathers could be more pathetic, but it's not surprising when it comes to Discordfags.

Well, if it makes you feel better there is a zero chance of the IRS going after Cobes. I work in an adajcent field and they have high-thresholds for what they actually have resources to investigate. So he might get referred but they look into him and see he lives in a low-income housing, makes almost zero money, lives like a poor person, and a simple search shows he is a mentally ill alcoholic. He gets the money for being disabled and that takes about 3 seconds of looking and listening to him to confirm it. The people they are hunting for are getting money for numerous fraudlent accounts -- and the ones faking disability are simply called in for an examine or money gets yanked. Also, pretty sure Papa Nips claims him as a dependent or is a guardian of some type to make sure he doesn't get jammed up with actual adult problems.

 

[Hennimore]

Well, if it makes you feel better there is a zero chance of the IRS going after Cobes. I work in an adajcent field and they have high-thresholds for what they actually have resources to investigate. So he might get referred but they look into him and see he lives in a low-income housing, makes almost zero money, lives like a poor person, and a simple search shows he is a mentally ill alcoholic. He gets the money for being disabled and that takes about 3 seconds of looking and listening to him to confirm it. The people they are hunting for are getting money for numerous fraudlent accounts -- and the ones faking disability are simply called in for an examine or money gets yanked. Also, pretty sure Papa Nips claims him as a dependent or is a guardian of some type to make sure he doesn't get jammed up with actual adult problems.

This has long been an attack angle the alogs have taken with Josh, they've been talking about reporting him to the IRS since the end of his first apartment and nothing has ever come of it. Anytime they've brought it up in his chat, during livestreams, Josh has always said that Clint files his taxes and takes care of all that.

Now I'm sure it's near impossible to get every single cent that passes through Josh's hands, considering how quickly Josh blows money, but I highly doubt it's any sort of amount that an IRS agent would worry about. Likely wouldn't even be worth their time.

 

[charlesdickens]

This loop again? Clint got lucky with the money, but a lot of ordinary people catch lucky financial breaks too -- lawsuits, inheretences, etc. He's pretty milquetoast otherwise. Go to any town in America and there's at least one man over 50 into theater and making art. You're internet brained if you think "and yeah they're all fags" or that once you hit older age, you shouldn't still have interests and be active. I'd rather age into a Clint than something like a Jack Scalfani (even without the strokes).

People like Clint are a dime-a-dozen and his life is scrutinized only due to his less than absolute perfection of fathering Josh. Laugh at his bad Photoshops and funny small town theater group stuff. Take a step back and cool off if you think people like Clint are a cow of their own though. That's some out of touch thinking.

Everyone thinks they can do a better job than Clint at parenting haven't done it or the ones that have kids are paying more attention to a fully grown retarded one online 15 years too late.

 

[SerArthurDayne37]

If DSP can get away with all the lying he did during his bankruptcy, Cobes will be fine.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Circle of protection for our boy, imagine becoming an actual goddamn snitch to "troll" some weird guy online. He rules their sad lives for real.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Now I'm sure it's near impossible to get every single cent that passes through Josh's hands, considering how quickly Josh blows money, but I highly doubt it's any sort of amount that an IRS agent would worry about. Likely wouldn't even be worth their time.

AFAIK, I could be wrong, PayPal only reports your sales to the IRS if you make over 5K USD in "goods and services" on a business account. If he received even a million dollars collectively as "friends and family" payments they do not give a shit. So good luck trying to get him in trouble for all the money you send him.

 

[Retarded Gangstalker]

This has long been an attack angle the alogs have taken with Josh, they've been talking about reporting him to the IRS since the end of his first apartment and nothing has ever come of it. Anytime they've brought it up in his chat, during livestreams, Josh has always said that Clint files his taxes and takes care of all that.

Now I'm sure it's near impossible to get every single cent that passes through Josh's hands, considering how quickly Josh blows money, but I highly doubt it's any sort of amount that an IRS agent would worry about. Likely wouldn't even be worth their time.

More importantly, is the IRS willing to prosecute a diagnosed special needs man over pocket change?

Absolutely. They will time travel to collect their money. The IRS will run you over with a tank to collect a nickel.

The Bitcoin Bikers are on the way

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

Is it possible that his taxes are in order? If Clint claims Cobra, I think it likely that he makes sure that taxes owed are paid. And if not, he might not have much of a tax burden.

 

[Devious Dave]

The retards on YouTube are bragging about their gayops on Discord, saying they're reporting Cobes for "making bank".
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if you report someone the IRS isn't going to tell you shit unless they somehow managed to find someone who works for the IRS in that case they're risking their job to troll some retard this fake and gay