DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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neger psykolog said:
I think what really happened is that DSP wants drama but he doesn't want it to be about him. He wants to be able to comment on other people's drama and pretend like he isn't a vortex of drama himself. He knows (or maybe doesn't) deep down of course that he is the source of endless drama - he knows drama = money but he thinks he is too good to be the drama.
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True, and then the problem is Phil can only talk about himself. The only thing Phil is capable of is lame fake and gay segments like Rich's casino chip acting like he's better than everyone involved.
 
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Free Jasper said:
I think I’m on board with Poems on Twitter. He says Phillip is looking for an attack dog. Someone embedded in drama-verse that phillip can run and hide behind their legs. So he can be involved in drama but also give us the usual “I don’t do drama” and “I just stay in my lane.”

The wrestling show itself is almost irrelevant.
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My favorite thing is phil thinking he'll have a guard dog in ralph and never learning that ralph historically always and I mean ALWAYS turns on them for a smallest perceived slight. :popcorn:
 
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Null said:
Don't forget his original gambit was to troll the a-logs who are some of the most easily provoked people on the planet. Just not aggressively hating Phil can get literally hundreds of these people angry at you, which is desirable attention if you're a professional troll. It would have been better for them if Phil could actually have a 'redemption arc', but that wasn't going to happen.
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And of course this plan failed because Phil is that much of a faggot. PPP ( ) literally gave him the perfect set up to make money while dunking on his trolls and he still managed to fuck that up while also turning Ashton into a detector
 
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I may be harping on the upcoming Phil / Sektur crossover a bit more than I should but there’s one last thought I’d like to add:

I’m not sure how well versed this board and the DSP community are with antagonist side of Da Sektur and Ralph specifically but, if all it took to push Phil over the edge with KC was calling Khet fat, the ensuing fallout may really break him.

Ralph will spend 2 hours screaming every slur and insult about everyone Phil loves, dox his family, drunkenly call his mother and ask her where she plans to be buried so she can take a shit on her headstone, etc.

Phil might well run back to PPP for protection.
 
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neger psykolog said:
You do realize he has no one left? People have been talking about this for a while now, he literally has no one left to collaborate with. Those people (who I'm not super familiar with) have seen him collab with KC and have seen the dollar signs and now want DSP for the same reason.
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True, but I think PPP during Friday's stream brought up a good point indirectly by framing it the other way... If someone like Ethan Ralph is basically begging Phil to let him co-host Smark Guys, what does that say about where his streaming career is at?
 
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Kulee Baba said:
1. This is kayfabe. PPP and Phil agreed to make an elaborate blow up because KC will make a ton of money and Phil agreed for a nominal fee. This just makes sense because why the hell would Phil do crossovers with all the people Kino Casino targets? PPP wanted to troll Phil with Steve and other fuckery but it was boring because Phil wasn’t going to blow up. Phil and Ralph is such perfect content for Kino Casino to do and they just have to smurf subs and blame it on Dents. This is Kino Casino’s “Lolcow Live.”

2. Phil really is that dumb to think if he could make money by being friends with rich trolls he can make money with trolls in their solar system, but they’re BUMS. Phil is dumb but how could he think Ethan Ralph will rake money for him when Ralph is in total poverty?

I think it’s the first option more than ever. For crying out loud the leaked DMs foreshadow this Phil was down to do a live roast and “seethe” over this but it was never going to work because Phil can’t be literally in on the joke! Also helps Phil because he’s no longer going to have to explain his bullshit to his most diehard Dents.

For the record I don’t think Ethan Ralph or Mersh are in on the joke. Even if they have a hunch they’re both so desperate they can’t say no to $150+ to do a weekly podcast.

I’m surprised no one is calling it out for being scripted I feel like I’m pulling the curtain on the Wizard of Oz. For crying out loud Phil is building “Feltron”, it’s too perfect.
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I was initially thinking #1 might be a possibility as well when this first began. And I think if DMs weren't leaked, I'd probably continue down that path, but if they were really doing like...a scripted thing, I don't think there's a world where Phil would agree to so much of his personal info being leaked.

The DMs give a pretty good indication of Phil's "creative" ideas. When it comes to skits, he wants to be the cool, snarky guy that is so smart and sees through everything while everyone else flails around him. He's too egotistical to really poke fun at himself. Plus, if this was all an act, they could have easily done a breakup without airing their dirty laundry like this. Phil is also an awful actor, if he wasn't legitimately mad at KC, I don't think he'd be able to muster a convincing narrative, certainly not a giant rant like he had with RTU.

The other thing is, PPP hasn't exactly been shy about disrespecting Phil. Even in the "kingly" days, there were a lot of subtle (and honestly not so subtle) insults about Phil. I mean, he had a segment called "grill Phil" that was basically just shitting on Phil, and the interview he set up with Truthseeker was definitely an attack piece, despite him trying to play dumb about not knowing how aggressive it'd be/trying to defend Phil. He's also gotten a lot more steeped in detractor content it feels like, which again, is not something I imagine he'd do if he was really trying to become friends with Phil.

I know Phil insisted he was fine with a live roast...but this is Phil we're talking about. An actual roast would have him seething, he just convinced himself that KC were his friends and it was just "joking around" whenever they insulted him. But think of all the times he's lashed out at people for actually insulting him. Or even just vaguely mentioning him in passing, like ProJared. He held onto that grudge for years. Phil was just being that kid who'd eat dirt to get people to laugh when he offered up the roast. Especially since that was the early phase where he was desperate to fit into their club.
 
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He's back on Suikoden, and it's time for Teo to claim Pahn's head.

Edit: And chat is now guiding him to characters to recruit; and he's missed Jeane, despite running around Antei twice.
 
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