DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
What does the law say about egging a legitimate retard to post nudes for a 3rd time in the Samantha Prater thread? @Trombonista is a regular there and I highly doubt they don't see that shit happening when they have eight pages of posts there. I have no idea why she gets banned for a couple months then gets brought back so a handful of idiots can make her spam the same arguments and post her nudes.

At that point its definitely abusing an adult with a disability.
 
Keep telling the audience that the timer is ticking while you continue to fucking waste time. I know I'm only making myself mad, but for fuck's sake, he stalls more and more than he used to.
 
Last minute fucking dent comes in and Phil decides he wants to go for the true ending. Idiot fucking retards should neck themselves and let him fail.
I just turned it on and lol he still isn't just doing auto and speed up for grinding fights no wonder this is taking forever. Legit tools put into the game and he is still selecting attack with everyone. This is gonna go down as one of his worst playthroughs in awhile it's been awful the entire time.
 
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As much as I wish that my power and control extended to incorporate the entire universe, I don't get to decide what other people do. I have very minimal interaction with him and besides an exchange once a week tops about a current goings on, he's not too dissimilar from someone like Metokur who is very adjacent, very involved, often having his own drama, his own interests, and those very frequently overlap with the Kiwi Farms. If PPP was a regular user of the forum trying to do what he did he'd be banned. I don't even necessarily condone what he did. However, guess how much my opinion matters to PPP? None. I don't get to decide what a grown man does, and quite frankly what he did do was not that bad (compared to what he could have done with Phil's trust, and compared to what many other trolls [especially CWC trolls] have done).
And that's really why the majority of people hold nothing against you for this arc. There was nothing you could do, you did everything correct. KC was gonna do their gayops with or without you, and your KC interview was probably one of the highlights of the arc that felt natural. I'm just letting you know that what KC was doing is classified as gayops and that's why people were aggressive as they were against KC.

Paypig Stuff
I take a firm stance irl that humans will hurt themselves if they're given the freedom to do it, hence why they shouldn't have as many freedoms as they do as humans will destroy themselves and those around them for a small dopamine hit. I take a firm Pro-Phonebooking stance of the paypigs, especially Ralph's, since the best disinfectant is sunlight and most of the current problems with society are caused by the lack of public shaming. Any gayops, threats, or major harassment is unacceptable.

The paypig shit comes down to parasocial relationships and mental illness. These people would be happier if they left their rooms and found actual friends. Jordan was a DSP paypig for a while and Doody started just talking to him and got Jordan to find friends elsewhere. That's what all of Phil's paypigs have in common.

Yeah, welfare is heavily abused and in a properly functioning society, there would be heavy audits on who can actually apply for welfare like SNAP and there would be heavier audits on what the people who get it get it are actually spending their money on. But, I have 0 power to fix that. I can shine light on paypigging to at least help a few people. Major problems are fixed 1 step at a time.

As I have stated before. Reiketa needs to be locked in Jail for a few years. Chris needs to be locked in a mental institute to get the help he needs. Ralph needs to be buried 6 feet under. I, like most people on this board, just want Phil to go get a job. I don't hate him. I find him funny, and I'm here to watch this story reach it's inevitable conclusion without gayops, which is Phil getting a job. If you look at Phil's trajectory, it's gonna happen. There's 0 chance whales keep coming out of no where for the next 10 years to save his ass. All this KC arc did was delay the inevitable and only ended cause PPP and Warkski reached the conclusion the detractors did along time ago: Phil won't change and things are only going to get worse.

Also the specific point about "What if that money did something better?" That applies to everything. I bought a camera a few months ago so I could take some pictures of Europe before I left and my travel. I didn't really need this camera. I don't use it every day. I could have spent that money better.
I have said before on this site that I try to live a minimalist and frugal life, and have had no problem calling people buying that Suicide Squad game or Avowed on here Nigger Cattle. You took pictures, right? So you got your value out of it. Splurge on yourself, that's the point of capitalism. My problem with paypigging is that people are paying for free content. Yes, streamers need to be receiving some money to keep their content going, even MATI. But in what world do you need to be giving a streamer $5000 in 6 months while overdrafting your own account? Let's not forget there are 2 known paypigs of Phil's who bankrupted themselves (Timboslice and Vadir) from donating to Phil. Like I already said, most of these paypigs are trying to be friends with Phil. Phil is a hermit loser who's only friend is his wife and actively hates his donators. I consider that a problem.

I could have donated the time I play Dota 2 to a soup kitchen or something. But I don't. Do you?
Over the last year, I have started to embrace Christianity more. I really should be doing more charity work. It's on my list of things to do this year, but my college work has be backed up till I free up in the fall (I should be writing a paper right now that is due in 7 hours). I don't judge people on how they use their time (especially seeing how I have 4.5k hours in DOTA), just how they encourage mental illness, their own and Phil's.
 
I just turned it on and lol he still isn't just doing auto and speed up for grinding fights no wonder this is taking forever. Legit tools put into the game and he is still selecting attack with everyone. This is gonna go down as one of his worst playthroughs in awhile it's been awful the entire time.
The guide use and hand-holding is frustrating; without intervention (actually, even with it) you see how damaged his head is. He's trying to recruit Lotte and catch her chat; and he's having a "I'll do shout outs in a minute, I just need to focus my thoughts." Nigger, you go to Kaku, collect her cat, go back to Rikon, and get Lotte, how fucking difficult is this? Do you get distracted by bright lights, silly noises, and the neighing of your mare that fucking easily? "I need the best ending" you don't deserve the best ending, fucking faggot.

Three losses, two of which where he was "prepared." Truth is, Illidan knows the truth, he is not prepared.
 
His struggling to set it to do what he wants as well. Keeps being distracted by the window in the office that needs to be licked.
AI bots are basically the most reductive version of a search engine so I guess I shouldn't be surprised that DSP can't figure out how to use them... who remembers him arguing with support chatbots from YouTube or not searching for basic remedies for tech problems for the past 200 years?
 
DSP is the kind of guy who needs someone to walk him through the process step by step and using as many baby words as possible. And when he inevitably screws up, this someone will have to take the heat since DSP obviously did nothing wrong. You told me to do that!
 
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DSP is the kind of guy who needs someone to walk him through the process step by step and using as many baby words as possible. And when he inevitably screws up, this someone will have to take the heat since DSP obviously did nothing wrong. You told me to do that!

And in the end, there was nothing I could doooo.
 
The guide use and hand-holding is frustrating; without intervention (actually, even with it) you see how damaged his head is. He's trying to recruit Lotte and catch her chat; and he's having a "I'll do shout outs in a minute, I just need to focus my thoughts." Nigger, you go to Kaku, collect her cat, go back to Rikon, and get Lotte, how fucking difficult is this? Do you get distracted by bright lights, silly noises, and the neighing of your mare that fucking easily? "I need the best ending" you don't deserve the best ending, fucking faggot.

Three losses, two of which where he was "prepared." Truth is, Illidan knows the truth, he is not prepared.
Did he save Pahn already? I managed to save Pahn but it took me several attempts because the Teo duel AI was giving me a hard time (in my last sucessful attempt Teo defended for like 5 times in a row)
 
Did he save Pahn already? I managed to save Pahn but it took me several attempts because the Teo duel AI was giving me a hard time (in my last sucessful attempt Teo defended for like 5 times in a row)
No, a fucking dent told him about saving Pahn, and instead of taking the ass beating from Teo as he deserves, he's save scumming and trying over and over.

Edit: Finally got him, right after I typed that. Took him like 4 or 5 tries, and only because he's getting his hand held. It's one of the biggest points in the game, and Phil would've happily gone past it, despite claiming he loved playing this way back when.
 
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