Assassin's Creed thread

[Incecticyder]

I have this unresearched feeling that all the Japanese stuff were exchanged for Chinese stuff on purpose. I am not arguing that Ubisoft is THAT braindead to do that on purpose but I am willing to bet that there were some people paid by the Chinese to go "That is TOTALLY Japanese architecture" and "those are TOTALLY Japanese weapons" etc etc.

I'd think "We took an academic seriously" is much less embarrassing than "We're fucking stupid."

You would be right but every consultant they gathered was a woke ideologue because that was what they were looking for so they cannot weasel out of the fact that they are in an echo chamber that does not care about historical accuracy. Everyone they brought was either an idiot or an asshole. You can't argue your way out of that.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Fitgirl doesn't do cracks, he just puts out repacks, as far as I know the only one who was doing Denuvo cracks was Empress but he has seemingly dropped off the face of the earth.

Embraces a crazy psychotic rushing trans exclusionary radical feminist.
I'm pretty sure she got arrested in Russia

 

[Trump's Chosen]

You'd think some some non Asian Jewish guy showing up and going "hello my fellow Japanese I've discovered a secret black samurai that no one else knew about! By the way don't you just hate white people and love immigrants?" Would be deeply suspect.

I know in the U.S there are actual laws forbidding you from asking obvious questions when these people show up and start pulling cons but you'd think the Japanese would have been suspicious.

The magic isn't in being expelled from 109 countries, the magic is in being in each of these countries after.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

I'm actually kind of low key surprised Thomas Lockley pulled off his grift successfully for a decade.

You'd think some some non Asian Jewish guy showing up and going "hello my fellow Japanese I've discovered a secret black samurai that no one else knew about! By the way don't you just hate white people and love immigrants?" Would be deeply suspect.

Unfortunitely Japan hasn't had a Yamaguchi in decades...

and actual Communist party individuals were outed by the Lockley revelations. They, of course, entrench themselves in the Media first. The 30-year zombie collapse of Japan's economy has allowed for many (((foreign companies))) to eat up whole swaths of Japanese properties, see Fink's blackrock. It was only a matter of time (especially after seeing Whites flee to animu in recent decades due to its non-nigger'd status) before the kikes dug their fingers into nippon to nigger it from within. Modern Netfux slop alone shows you their aims, every single time... Niggering Deathnote, Spic'ing One Piece etc. etc. etc.

 

[Mister Fister]

I do have to hand it to the grifters managing to scam 400 million from Ubisoft here.

 

[vanta pilled]

I'm actually kind of low key surprised Thomas Lockley pulled off his grift successfully for a decade.

You'd think some some non Asian Jewish guy showing up and going "hello my fellow Japanese I've discovered a secret black samurai that no one else knew about! By the way don't you just hate white people and love immigrants?" Would be deeply suspect.

I know in the U.S there are actual laws forbidding you from asking obvious questions when these people show up and start pulling cons but you'd think the Japanese would have been suspicious.

Here's another from a "Professor" of Japanese history in Jeruselum:


Meanwhile in Japan:

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

At least the Germans are using a German gun. Mixing up Chinese and Japanese spear tips seems like a bigger fuck up than that. It would be more like mixing up the stahlhelm and M1 helmets

It's not that big of a fuck up, the sickle spear was still used in Japan at the time, but it was exceedingly rare as almost every peasant footsoldier used the su yari, the samurai would either use the su yari or the jumonji yari, while every other type of spear was very rare (if you count the naginata as a spear rather than a glaive then that one was common too).

 

[Snake of Diamond]

Scrolling through xitter and it's full of "gaming journalists" and full on niggers gloating about the game getting high ratings and the racists being wrong etc... the sheer cope over this piece of shit game is almost impressive. Imagine thinking a game getting a high rating in 2025 means anything.

Late but I just find this extremely funny how people switched on AC not just being generic piles of nothing and this one will change the world because one of the MCs is some African slave they never cared about or knew until now.

 

[Pumpkin Girl IRL]

Actually, one thing I can't find any fault with is the removal of the all seeing bird companion. While Assassin Vision and a tagging system isn't exactly revolutionary, it does force you to be more proactive and alert at times; especially given how AV slows you down considerably. Not that difficult to accidentally miss someone due to the relatively short range, and find a spear up your bum.

 

[30+GameOvers]

It's like if they made a WWII game and all of the German enemies you fought used an FG42.

COD Vanguard had Japanese soldiers use STG44s and COD WW2(same developers) had German soldiers use PPSh41s(on D-Day of all missions). This is nothing new, it's a result of modern day woke leftist types disregarding history openly and writing in their own fanfiction after doing zero bits of research. That's what you get when you stop hiring nerds and get diversity hires and theater kids instead.

I'm actually kind of low key surprised Thomas Lockley pulled off his grift successfully for a decade.

You're surprised a jew re-wrote history and made it illegal to question him?

 

[ParasiteSteve]

I looked at the site for that one tranny who usually cracks Denuvo. He has no interest in cracking this, but he plans on cracking Yasuke Simulator.

Are you unable to read or something?

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Dave "Airbagged" Rivera claims that he talked to a Ubisoft dev to confirm that Assassin's Creed Shadows is very positive and successful that they can give a sigh of relief. But he also has a history of pretending to be a gaming dev just to continue his life's mental hate-boner against Grummz.
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[gaysexenjoyer]

I'm actually kind of low key surprised Thomas Lockley pulled off his grift successfully for a decade.

You'd think some some non Asian Jewish guy showing up and going "hello my fellow Japanese I've discovered a secret black samurai that no one else knew about! By the way don't you just hate white people and love immigrants?" Would be deeply suspect.

I know in the U.S there are actual laws forbidding you from asking obvious questions when these people show up and start pulling cons but you'd think the Japanese would have been suspicious.

The Japanese aren't used to globohomo Afrocentrism, so when he showed up and claimed to have entire novels worth of info on Yasuke they just assumed "Okay sure, I mean why would someone lie about that?"

Then once it was revealed that Lockley literally made everything up and accused Japan of participating in the slave trade and Nobunaga getting his back blown out by Yasuke everyone flipped a lid and Lockey got his entire reputation destroyed. Kek

Dave "Airbagged" Rivera claims that he talked to a Ubisoft dev to confirm that Assassin's Creed Shadows is very positive and successful that they can give a sigh of relief. But he also has a history of pretending to be a gaming dev just to continue his life's mental hate-boner against Grummz.
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"Trust me guys, one of my homies at Ubisoft told me that Shadows is successful and they're all relieved!"

I wouldn't trust the judgement of any human being that is willingly friends with Air "day-drinking and twitter are my hobbies" Bagged or chooses to work at Ubisoft in 2025. Assuming that this guy even exists, which dev group does this "homie" belong to Dave, the randos that never worked on a game before shadows or the 2000 indians they outsourced to?

 

[Lone MacReady II]

The Japanese aren't used to globohomo Afrocentrism, so when he showed up and claimed to have entire novels worth of info on Yasuke they just assumed "Okay sure, I mean why would someone lie about that?"

Then once it was revealed that Lockley literally made everything up and accused Japan of participating in the slave trade and Nobunaga getting his back blown out by Yasuke everyone flipped a lid and Lockey got his entire reputation destroyed. Kek

And he literally told westerners he was doing one thing, while preaching something else entirely in Nippon. Hoping the language barrier would keep his kikery out of public scrutiny. We can actually thank Ubislop for bringing it to the public eye. Kikes, nuSpeak, and lies by omission - the standard play for them.

 

[Tinnitus]

Modern Netfux slop alone shows you their aims, every single time... Niggering Deathnote, Spic'ing One Piece

Didn't Oda have the choice of who plays who?

Then there are also the SBS' he does and in one he said Luffy would be Brazilian.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Dave "Airbagged" Rivera claims that he talked to a Ubisoft dev to confirm that Assassin's Creed Shadows is very positive and successful that they can give a sigh of relief. But he also has a history of pretending to be a gaming dev just to continue his life's mental hate-boner against Grummz.
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This was the same narrative that was used right before Bioware devs got laid off for the disaster that was Veilguard
Oh, things are about to get interesting!

 

[Professor G. Raff]

Didn't Oda have the choice of who plays who?

Then there are also the SBS' he does and in one he said Luffy would be Brazilian.

Yes, and this is a thing to flesh out more in the actual One Piece thread, but to laser focus on something that was a more for fun thing in the SBS and use it as an excuse to do the standard Netflix diversity thing is expected. Oda had final say surely, but who they put in front of him was always going to be what you'd expect.

They sidelined and messed with extremely important plot and characters that would/will have horrific cascading ramifications down the line in the storytelling, but this one small hypothetical scenario is the one thing they have to be ironclad on for pure reasons of keeping the 'integrity of the story', surly. The large amount of race swaps of secondary characters, always to darker skin, is just further proof.

 

[flamminglaevateinn]

The Japanese aren't used to globohomo Afrocentrism, so when he showed up and claimed to have entire novels worth of info on Yasuke they just assumed "Okay sure, I mean why would someone lie about that?"

Then once it was revealed that Lockley literally made everything up and accused Japan of participating in the slave trade and Nobunaga getting his back blown out by Yasuke everyone flipped a lid and Lockey got his entire reputation destroyed. Kek

He also said stuff like Amaterasu being a Hindu deity in a now-canceled conference to shill pajeet immigration.

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

After actually watching some of the new AC game I gotta say it really feels like Yasuke Simulator wasn't very far off. I am flabbergasted. Have yall heard the final boss OST yet? Is that normal? That can't be right can it? Am I missing something?

 

[30+GameOvers]

After actually watching some of the new AC game I gotta say it really feels like Yasuke Simulator wasn't very far off. I am flabbergasted. Have yall heard the final boss OST yet? Is that normal? That can't be right can it? Am I missing something?

At this point I just want to know how much of this slop was made by an AI, how much was poorly programmed by jeets and how much of it was actually hand-made at Ubisoft.