- Joined
- Apr 3, 2016
Seconded.I'd go with "aspiring brothel owner",
Russell has big dreams. Dreams of beautiful women all able to kiss him in a way that helps him with his disability.
He dreams of being a respected member of the Whoremongers of Nevada association by running the cleanest, classiest brothel you’ve ever visited. Where some stuck up Becky doesn’t suddenly charge $$$$ when you brought $$$ all the way from Utah. This time you’ll be able to make it right and help another fellow find love for the first time in the arms of your girls. Girls you’re sending to vocational training so they have a career after their whoring days are done.
If only bias judges and unethical Christian lawyers would let you EXPLAIN then they’d see you have the best of intentions for running this brothel.
Dennis Hof ran two or three of these places so it should be pretty easy for a guy with a paralegal certificate. It must be some kind of conspiracy from that Christian lawyer and whores telling lies and the worst roadblock of all - Joshua Moon and his perfidious kiwi farms! They’re the hardship and the source of why your musical career never took off. When you tried to flatter Heidi Klum the casting director said your audition was good but then your band didn’t get picked so that’s clear bias.
Russell is a man of hopes and dreams and we’re all monsters for callously recording them here for future mockery.
If you’ll excuse me I’m going to Venmo a couple bucks to some Instagram hoes. I’m trying to build my stable.