Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

[athousandrustynails]

Does lurch look like he’s transitioning into Dani Marina to anyone else?

This took me out btw. He's cleaner than her somehow.

Imagine dealing with these two in the hospital. Funny to get a candid of Tuna like that tho. The two of them with their legs up between them. True love.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Filtered lurch still gives me a big laugh. Also I guess he and Luna so share one thing in common- annoying animals and mishandling cats by picking them up to hug them when they clearly don't like it.

 

[Filipenisfan420]

Stained n stinky™

 

[glass_houses]

Bitch, you have a hotplate and a fucking microwave. If a single hotplate isn't sufficient, double hotplates are available. There are people who have to live in their cars but still manage to keep a better diet than you do. You're not living in arsefuck nowhere with the nearest supermarket 30km away, either. Ffs

 

[She Brings The Rain]

Stained n stinky™
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Gotta make sure those cuts are in frame, otherwise how would we know she's such a tortured artist uwu

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Over the years I've wished we had a reaction that's just "gross", especially for this thread, but I never could decide on what the icon should be. But that filthy tank top would work really well.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

Her armpit looks moldy.

 

[Mörkö]

Stained n stinky™
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I saw "mini fridge" and thought she was being honest about her body shape for a change. Although there's nothing mini about it.

 

[stupid frog]

Sorry if I posted repeats, I didn't post Lurch stuff, cause I assume it was taken from here.

 

[Polychromos]

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Sorry if I posted repeats, I didn't post Lurch stuff, cause I assume it was taken from here.

While there are still a million things wrong with this selfie and I'm aware of the filter, I'm almost impressed how human she looks here.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I think the fifth photo down is the first time his chin has been seen in years, ever since covid he wears a mask over his chin at all times. His head is tilted up so I suspect that he's self-conscious about the neck waddles he has developed in his old age. Are there any photos on his Instagram of his face straight on with no mask taken in the last 5 years?

I think weak chin is more embarrassing than the turkey neck, but the combo of the two makes masks his go-to beauty hack for selfies

 

[carbonated cum]

I'm back after bothering to consolidate all the screenshots i got going through lurch's entire page. No, I don't love myself or value my free time. Sorry if there's any repeats, I've looked at this man's face more than enough recently to quadruple-check.

To start off, I thought it was weird despite seeming to curate his feed to some extent and reposting things a lot (making it seem pretty obvious to me he does go back through it all semi frequently and delete/repost) his first post is Luna & dad... She also likes the majority of his posts & comments frequently, she did not interact with this one. It does seem like Lurch is chiller with Father Tuna than she has ever been so I guess it makes sense, but was mildly interesting to me


The other things I thought were interesting were his Pumpkin posts - there's WAY more pictures of that cat (& other random cats in public/other peoples homes on occasion) in his feed than there are pictures of Luna at all, another funny observation. Hopefully not too tinfoil-y but it genuinely seems from going through his page that he does care about Pumpkin as much as his rotted brain allows - and cats in general, the ratio of cat posts to random NYC street pictures/images of random people/the very occasional Luna as you go down his page is pretty noticeable. It's really obvious just how neglected that poor kitty is with them, though, and it's beyond depressing to see her gradual decline. It's just interesting to see his page reflect a different reality when Luna's constantly posting pictures of Pumpkin looking fucking suicidal around her, at the very least she seems to relax around Lurch a bit more. For the love of god please #freepumpkin though. These pictures also don't disprove her being someone's pet in the slightest, in my opinion - she looks very well-groomed and if his observation of her being immediately friendly is true, most strays would never act like that off the bat with a total stranger.


There's plenty of pictures of her just laying around, nothing too notable, I could screenshot them if anyone actually wanted them but it's just normal cat owner pictures. He has posted about finding her at least twice, reposting the 2nd image of that storm drain.



Presented with no comment. This man's follower base is so obviously predominantly the FB e-whore demographic he's been targeting since forever, it made me grimace to read this exchange.

Spoiler: More miscellaneous posts, lots of unflattering selfies

^example of his weird reposting, the completely unrelated yankees caption under the first posting of this image made me kek

the way they interact with each other online is so uncomfortable to see, notice he also posted this twice in a row.







the irony of complaining about capitalism while UberEats'ing McDonald's of all things is wild. There's truly no self awareness on either of these people. $42.

It's always so sad to see baby Luna

 

[Iron Hamster]

Tuna is too stupid to realize it but every single doctor she's attempting to shop for meds is writing down "lol fat" on their pad before sending her home with three baby asprins in a ziplock bag.

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

In some of those photos @carbonated cum posted you can see has grey roots, so he’s dying his receding hair.

It’s weird how he takes the effort to dye his hair but nothing else to improve his appearance. Those selfies are childishly vain though, especially the faux sleeping one.

I can believe he truly loves his cat. Lots of pet owners really love their animals despite not being capable owners. Just like how almost all mothers love their children, yet a substantial minority are bad at parenting.

 

[Polychromos]

In some of those photos @carbonated cum posted you can see has grey roots, so he’s dying his receding hair.

It’s weird how he takes the effort to dye his hair but nothing else to improve his appearance. Those selfies are childishly vain though, especially the faux sleeping one.

I can believe he truly loves his cat. Lots of pet owners really love their animals despite not being capable owners. Just like how almost all mothers love their children, yet a substantial minority are bad at parenting.

There are a lot of junkies and fuck ups who dye their hair or do other random nonsensical things to "improve" their appearance (Luna is a great example). I think for some it's something they started to do before their addiction and it's just their status quo to do it, so they either keep doing it without thinking about it, or it's the last part of normalcy in their lives, so they hold on to it.
Or maybe he feels like his hair is a defining characteristics of his personality. Isn't he also a big Marilyn Manson fan? He has been Lunas roommate for over a decade, he might have the same teenage/BPD sense of self.

 

[There She Glows]

Isn't he also a big Marilyn Manson fan? He has been Lunas roommate for over a decade, he might have the same teenage/BPD sense of self.

If I remember correctly he has a Nine Inch Nails tattoo on one arm. Something on the other arm that I don't remember but is a comparable era/genre. Luna had stated that he has BPD as well but who knows, she isn't exactly a reliable narrator.

 

[Ethyllithium Boybortion]

I think it’s safe to say that nearly all junkies are either BPD or ASPD. If they didn’t start out that way, they definitely end up there!

 

[Mannibal]

His comment that he has played that role too many times, that it's creepy how much younger Luna is, but she's good in bed, what was that in reference to? Was that a caption on one of his pictures?

 

[There She Glows]

I'm genuinely surprised that she even knows the country of Yemen exists, let alone has an opinion about it.

 

[stingray]

Over the years I've wished we had a reaction that's just "gross", especially for this thread, but I never could decide on what the icon should be. But that filthy tank top would work really well.

I agree. I recommend using an image of DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS for such a reaction.

Spoiler: More miscellaneous posts, lots of unflattering selfies

Spoiler: 90% of these selfies

A face only a mother could love. And Luna. He really is so ugly.