WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

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How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

    Votes: 772 27.4%
  • A year

    Votes: 512 18.2%
  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,536 54.5%

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A lot of people seem to be so scared of being made fun of or believing they will be made fun of for thinking anything remotely interesting being real so it seems re-occurring that they have to preface everything with "err it might be fake but seems real to me" or just straight up calling it scripted instead of applying their own noggins and the situation at hand. Anyways, interesting character development of Wings to add domestic and gnomestic abuse on his rapsheet.
 
Why is this? Kind of baffling to me.
Drama Alert is escapist. You're absorbed into a program that is Mad at the Internet, as portrayed by the lowest IQ member of the Women's Weekly news desk. No substance, just filler and maximum stimulation possible. If Keem has to get a literal bucket of popcorn and shovel it into his face to spice a segment up, he will. If he has to lie and dissemble, he will. If he can get someone's mum to come on and humiliate themselves just to up the drama, he will. He is PPP with all wit and charm scooped out and the empty space filled in with avaricious glee. PPP wishes his soul could be so gaunt.

The substance of the product is so thin that it really only appeals to the kind of woman who buys Women's Weekly to lean about the latest drama with the Royal family, or to read horror-porn of how some woman's ex-husband turned her dog into a beef wellington and fed it to her extended family before introducing them to his 2nd family. . . And a particularly sad kind of man who would do the same if only they talked about Andrew Tate and Elon Musk instead of Megan Markle. One of these groups is more populous.
 
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It’s scripted like everything on that show. They faked a fight with Keem for the drama. Wings just went overboard because he’s too retarded to understand how much strength a push from a 400lb whale carries. The rest is just them pretending they care because they realize how bad this looks.

He’s gonna be back on the show and everyone will forget about it.
 
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I don't know for sure if it was scripted or not. They're not like IP2 where they would script fights for drug money. If it was scripted, Keem didn't do a good job hiding his shame. He has always been insecure about his receding hairline. If he was going to get physical with Wings he should have wrapped duct tape around his head with a wig beforehand. I don't think Wings pushing Kelly was part of the script but he could care less about Kelly's well-being.

"Mods, please ban my forward momentum"
"Mods, ban My Downward Force On Kelly, please"
"Mods! why is Newton's Law still not banned!"

at 17:57, while his wife is still reeling from being thrown onto a table, he grabs her and yells "stop making fun of me".
For the sake of clarity, Wings said “don’t get in front of me”.
 
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Lol. What did I do, man? I was just sitting here.
 
All Keem has to do if he wants to have a stable of lolcows, is to go on TLC and convince them to let him produce a show. But now he's going to be scrambling to find a replacement. Honestly I heard that Cobra's dank magical food or Jack's party cheese salad could convince people to support the show especially if they cook it live.
 
Man I’m surprised this guy is even around still he was never my cup of tea, I hated the games he was into back in the day and just in general had disdain for people who streamed playing games. Its really weird to see him so much older now but yet he is still a fat ass.

This fucker played games all if his life and was fat for a career I think its no surprise jelly boy here beats his wife. Maybe he will find redemption one day but it wont be in this life.
 
I like Kelly, she seems like a good lass...she's too good for Richard however.

EDIT She went down like a ton of bricks though, my theory is she's just lost weight and wings is used to pushing her around with a bit of resistance.

Probably still fake and gay though, and fat.
 
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It is very ironic to me this entire incident was set off because wings revealed just how fake the show is and was arguing with keem about how lying never pays and will blow up in their face. In a way the incident kinda proved his point since it was borne from said lies, like a genie granting a wish.

The real way you know this is real is cus he knocked keems hat off and revealed his bald head. As wings correctly pointed out in the aforementioned arguement, keem doesn’t just fake stuff for drama but also to make him look good. He would never script a reveal of the gnome dome.

Furthermore assuming the firing is real (could very well believe it’s not) it sort of creates a funny moral quandary where keem is saying that pushing your wife is worse than faking cancer, since boogie got let back on immediately. Maybe that’s true and it’s kinda a funny debate but the real reason I think he views it as worse is because they have been cultivating for months a middle aged single female audience that likes the show because they pity the lolcows as a replacement to satisfying the maternal impulse. Obviously they all have abuse stories real or otherwise common to that demo making this the ultimate sin.
 
banquet already clipped it all.

at 17:57, while his wife is still reeling from being thrown onto a table, he grabs her and yells "stop making fun of me".
at 18:16, instead of comforting his wife after throwing her onto a table, he says "please get away from me" and tells her to go with someone named ken.
at 18:39 his wife, that he just threw onto a table, is visibly distraught and holding herself lies for him saying that he didnt do that and she tripped. wings of course backs this up because hes a fat pussy wife abuser.
at 18:50, instead of taking responsibility for throwing his wife onto a table and admitting he catastrophically fucked up, he blames keemstar for all of this happening.


LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN
 
I'm also saying this isn't the behaviour of an abused woman. They're usually scared of their partner. That's why they get abused it establishes control. Their first instinct is not to start shrieking and get physical with their abuser. A great example would be the woman P. Diddy beat up. Notice how she tried to get away?
Buddy first of all in most abusive relationships the violence is mutual, men are just significantly stronger so they tend to inflict more damage. You can have the most savage gorilla nigger who just got out of prison for killing his previous three girlfriends and the next BPD-hoe will think nothing of getting confrontational, verbally or even physically abusive.

Pictured above is how a not-insignificant number of domestic violence calls start
 
I wish it was fake because where would you escalate from here?
The Knome has opened the can of worms at the bottom of the white trash totem pole.
Sure a bit of domestic abuse now may be shocking. But a few more clips of percussive maintenance on your dishwasher and it will be old hat. Where do you go from here?
Will Boogie get a DUI arc where he escalates from fender benders, to tree crashing to attempted manslaughter?
Will they force feed Tommy C "Stop hating Tommy C pills" and he will go on a murder rampage?
 
What did the superchat at 9:55 on the breaking banquet mean? Keemstar ran out of there fast when Wings came back.
 
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