WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

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How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

    Votes: 772 27.4%
  • A year

    Votes: 512 18.2%
  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,535 54.5%

  • Total voters
    2,819
Wings is aggressing toward Keemstar, fingers extended as if to lunge into a single-handed chokehold, primarily to the right side of his neck. This is botched as Keem runs into the hand, jerking his own head back. Looked like there could have been an eye poke. Prior to the stream conveniently cutting out, the view is obfuscated but Keem as been distanced from Wings. When Keem returns, he’s got a weird blotch of something on the left side of his neck, claiming it was a scratch. Scratches do not form like that, and Wings did not throw a punch to bruise skin. Scratches are red as they abrade the skin, especially with a fingernail, and the skin would be visibly raised and irritated. Discoloration does not happen that quickly. The most damage done he was Wings’ heart rate jumping up.

Watch this shit in .5x. I’ve taken screenshots and I’ll edit my post as soon as it allows me to upload the thumbnails.

This looks like hastily applied bruising makeup by means of eyeshadow/mascara. There are several women on the scene who would have it readily available. You see several women rushing toward Keem after the brief scuffle. Watch the glass behind - reflections are pretty clear. Keemstar isn’t visibly freaking out over any of this - his body language seems more irritated that the women weren’t already in place. You can see one of them in a pink dress rush over with some sort of wipe, and then another follows with an entire first-aid looking kit. When once of them begins to reach toward Keemstar, as visible in the reflection of the glass, the camera suddenly returns to Boogie and the other fat fuck who are still trying to put on a fake stunned performance.

A table which people have been sitting in front of all day is pretty conveniently cleared of debris, save for recording equipment for the show. It also looks very cheap and out of place compared to the rest of the furniture; it’s a little tiny folding table that they likely provided. There was extra emphasis to make sure the center of the table, in particular, was free. At 5:35 in the full clip, you can see Kelly measuring the table before sighing, covering her face, then she walks off and tags Keem back in. Wings used his own momentum to knock Kelly cleanly onto the table. It wasn’t an opened palm shove that would have jerked her neck back, he ran into her with his shoulder and she fell onto the table. It sounded worse than it looked. The flat of her back hit the table. Keem was insistent on slamming his bottle into the table to make sure the mic would pick up the impact. No one was hurt here.

Really, the thing that spoils this is when Wings returns with his “gun case”. Obviously brandishing a firearm would result in getting their channel banned, so… who is convinced that you would bring your gun case with you to deploy it during what’s supposed to be a heated argument? Most people wouldn’t even know what this prop is supposed to be.

It’s funny, this entire little segment was about how fake, scripted and gay the show was and how it is unethical to lie to your viewers, and the entire thing was actually fake, scripted and gay. How meta. Bravo, Keem. Well done. Can’t wait to hear him talk about how he swerved everyone in a few weeks. Anything for the content.

Wings could very easily maul Keemstar. Not only does he tower over him, momentum is fully on his side. A shove is an invitation to swing, and neither did. Keem had every opportunity to connect an easy punch to Wings’ jowls, but opted not to. In a scenario where people are at a party and two friends seemingly get into it, there is an immediate attempt to diffuse the situation. People would have been between Wings and Keemstar well before the scripted melee to stop it from happening entirely. There were several people on standby off camera, watching this all go down.
 
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That looked real to me. Keems starting to learn that people become "lolcows" for a reason. Jordie has always been emotionally unstable and was now in a situation where he had to not eat the food he wanted and do exercise with a bunch of other fat retards. Of course there was a chance he was going to flip out and do something retarded.

Tard wranglin' ain't easy.
 
It's a hair clippers, that's the case for it. It is confirmed to be a hair clippers, it was on stream the day before. It belongs to Wings, he brought it to Fat Camp because Keem was planning to use it for humiliation rituals.
oh shit lmao, my bad, maybe he intended to shave keem's beard off instead.
 
banquet already clipped it all.

at 17:57, while his wife is still reeling from being thrown onto a table, he grabs her and yells "stop making fun of me".
at 18:16, instead of comforting his wife after throwing her onto a table, he says "please get away from me" and tells her to go with someone named ken.
at 18:39 his wife, that he just threw onto a table, is visibly distraught and holding herself lies for him saying that he didnt do that and she tripped. wings of course backs this up because hes a fat pussy wife abuser.
at 18:50, instead of taking responsibility for throwing his wife onto a table and admitting he catastrophically fucked up, he blames keemstar for all of this happening.


Every person there is dysgenic, it's kindov incredible, in a late stage capitalism kind of way.
 
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Keem has also been trying to water down the show in the hopes of attracting mainstream sponsorships, and has openly talked about how he wants the Lolcow Universe on television and streaming platforms. This is too spicy for him so he's throwing Wings under the bus to save face.
You actually think Keem can get his content on TV? How cute.
 
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I won’t ever use ad hom against anyone on this site, but I am honestly surprised that so many people are convinced that this wasn’t scripted. I’m willing to admit when I’m wrong, but until divorce papers and restraining orders are filed, I won’t be convinced otherwise. This should be the tipping point if it is True & Honest because Wings has been abusing/humiliating this woman in many forms well before this incident. Go check out the streams where he makes her play Dark Souls for hours on end, making absolutely no progress. They are truly more damning than this little spectacle.
 
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This is what happens when we don't have a war for a long time and the population gets both weak and retarded. Draft both sides, send them to some third world shithole with 2 weeks of basic training and see how long their attitude stays like that.
Lmao, you've never spent time with people whove served, have you? I assure you, there are many, many, retards in the military who have gone on to get fat, and hit women.
 
Lmao, you've never spent time with people whove served, have you? I assure you, there are many, many, retards in the military who have gone on to get fat, and hit women.
Would any of them be down so bad to join the gnome's podcast and willingly humiliate themselves on air?
 
I won’t ever use ad hom against anyone on this site, but I am honestly surprised that so many people are convinced that this wasn’t scripted. I’m willing to admit when I’m wrong, but until divorce papers and restraining orders are filed, I won’t be convinced otherwise. This should be the tipping point if it is True & Honest because Wings has been abusing/humiliating this woman in many forms well before this incident. Go check out the streams where he makes her play Dark Souls for hours on end, making absolutely no progress. They are truly more damning than this little spectacle.
Yes, but it's never made sense why Kelly married this fat blob other than she feels lonely because fat.

If Keem and friends never mention Wingo from now on, then I'll have to believe this is true.
 
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Also I would like to point out that it looks like that black case he was carrying during the wife pushing incident is a gun case.. I truly believe he went to his truck and got his pistol with the intent to shoot Keem
I wish I was this delusional and had poor enough reasoning skills to believe this as true
 
I won’t ever use ad hom against anyone on this site, but I am honestly surprised that so many people are convinced that this wasn’t scripted. I’m willing to admit when I’m wrong, but until divorce papers and restraining orders are filed, I won’t be convinced otherwise. This should be the tipping point if it is True & Honest because Wings has been abusing/humiliating this woman in many forms well before this incident. Go check out the streams where he makes her play Dark Souls for hours on end, making absolutely no progress. They are truly more damning than this little spectacle.
I mean you could be right and a lot of this is outside of my wheelhouse it just seems to me that if it is fake than it's the worst business decision Keemstar has ever made. Keem might be scummy and annoying but he knows how to keep things kosher and Jordie pushing his wife into a table is definitely not. He's also included a bunch of women who absolutely would flip a shit if they found out they were faking DA for views. Occom's Razor is telling me it's real.

So I'll say this, if this is real and Jordie was running up on people and tossed his wife into a table than Keemstar finally got burned while playing with fire. If this isn't real and Keemstar faked it than he's the biggest retard of everyone on the fat retard podcast, which is really saying something. Either way they're all a bunch of fuckups and should, as is tradition, be mocked.
 
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