Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Oxyjen]

It was all Cop at Denny's but just about black people

Cop at Popeyes.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I've got a shrunk version encoding slowly but would rather not get struck. Exactly how much "transformative content" would have to be slapped on for it to stick around?

Ask Aaron who has the copyright to that show, if he holds it you might just get a "go ahead" and he will use the attention that is generated by this to dunk on Nick and cover it on his morning show.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'd go watch trashy Uwe Boll movies over Skelly Standup every day of the week.

Boll also has funnier rants.

"Zay much rather make a movie about a retarded vizard in zee Forrest."

 

[Vibralldo]

This was around the time he pissed of Kurt with the Michele Obama racist joke on his show, right? For whatever reason, this era of Nick was almost nothing but racist "jokes", which would be great if they were funny but they weren't. It was all Cop at Denny's but just about black people and how they don't own TVs or whatever. Which isn't even a good racist joke, it should have been about blacks stealing TVs instead.

Nick isn't an (intentionally) funny guy. His delivery is terrible and he doesn't understand pacing. That in itself destroys any hope of him becoming a legit comedian.

He never lets his jokes breathe, instead he always rushes to the punchline. He's also always so smug about it too. The "I was telling jokes for me" quote is 100% accurate because after he tells a joke he smiles in a way that screams "I'm so fucking funny, I nailed it" which is incredibly off putting for a comedian to do.

This is before taking into account the jokes which range from boring racial stereotypes to nonsensical.

A-Log has better standup chops than him, and I mean that unironically.

 

[AnOminous]

Besides the obvious neglect, I wonder if there was some eating disordered behaviour going on in the house.

Being starved by your parents isn't being disordered, it's your parents being evil psychos.

I'd go watch trashy Uwe Boll movies over Skelly Standup every day of the week.

Someone who beat the shit out of Lowtax will never be less funny than Nick Rekieta. Actually a dose of clap is funnier than Nick Rekieta.

The "I was telling jokes for me" quote is 100% accurate because after he tells a joke he smiles in a way that screams "I'm so fucking funny, I nailed it" which is incredibly off putting for a comedian to do.

And this is when the audience is either dead silent or totally ignoring him because whatever they're talking about at their tables is more interesting than retarded unfunny skellybabble. It's like he's unable to pick up on social cues.

Too stupid to know he's humiliating himself.

 

[AI Generated User]

The first 15 minutes of the version I have is Aaron introducing Nick and doing Aaron's usual sort of bland radio shock jock stuff. Then Nick himself goes for just about a half hour. As I remember, Nick used about twice the time he was supposed to. It was out of line and very disrespectful. Especially because Nick really had no idea what he was doing and wasn't ready to do a long performance like that.


The performance was at a bar inside a bowling alley in St Cloud MN. A rather rural area. I don't think they were a lawtube or juju audience or even much of a comedy audience. I think they were generally either a steel toe audience or just a bunch of locals hanging out at the bar after bowling. Aaron tried a bunch of Eric July jokes in his part of the show introducing Nick and I don't think anyone knew who that was.

Was this the show that Nick was opening for Chrissie Mayr and she had to cancel last minute because her father was murdered in his home in Florida?

Isn't that where Nick met Aaron for the first time? Or am I remembering this all out of order?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Too stupid to know he's humiliating himself.

For the Holocaust jokes I think the audience figured he was a gay Jew.

I mean he does sound remarkably gay the entire time. Like super fruity and catty.

 

[Strix454]

Was this the show that Nick was opening for Chrissie Mayr and she had to cancel last minute because her father was murdered in his home in Florida?

Isn't that where Nick met Aaron for the first time? Or am I remembering this all out of order?

That is correct. This was a four-person show at a bowling alley in St. Cloud. The first performer was Aaron';s occasional co-host Johnny. Then Aaron. Then Nick. Then some tiny Asian woman who substituted for Chrissy. Audio and Video production for the event was supposedly by Mint Salad and Riley (and Nick may have actually paid them).

It was also where Aaron and Nick first met in person.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Was this the show that Nick was opening for Chrissie Mayr and she had to cancel last minute because her father was murdered in his home in Florida?

Yes, though her father lived and was murdered in Las Vegas.

Chad Zumock clowned Nick’s standup set during his show today. (I did not see it.) The episode is now members only but I suspect someone will clip it before long.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Being starved by your parents isn't being disordered, it's your parents being evil psychos.

I meant that I would not be surprised if Nick is restricting food because of his disorder, not that the children have disorders. Just neglect does not explain what is happening here. Look at neglected children: They're usually chubby, because it's easier to let them eat potato chips.

 

[Major]

The two boys who have been through puberty are also very, very small. Which is peculiar af because Kayla is a normal height and Nick is tall. Sometimes you get a one-off with children, but it's genuinely odd for one average parent and one tall parent to make a series of very short children.

Nick has some sort of issue with weight. You notice he always jumps to "you're fat," or in the case of Warski, "you stream with a fat person." He has next level issues with people being overweight. Besides the obvious neglect, I wonder if there was some eating disordered behaviour going on in the house.

I only saw that video of them in the church but they seemed normal height to me. Might just be perspective

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Boll also has funnier rants.

"Zay much rather make a movie about a retarded vizard in zee Forrest."

Boll can also throw hands, something Nick can only do in his deepest delusions.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

I only saw that video of them in the church but they seemed normal height to me. Might just be perspective

They are not. The oldest one was being confirmed late, so he was several years older than the other kids. There's a bunch of photos of the oldest child in school productions; He's small and his dad is not.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Jesus Christ aren't CLEs just 20 hours a year? Block off three workdays for a on-demand class you entitled loser.

45/ 3 years. You can do them when and how you want, but every three-year period you must have 45 hours within that period, and they don't carry over from one cycle to the next.

He had 3 years to complete them, and for such a baller, virtually no outlay. He just didn't. He doesn't love or respect the law, and he's lazy.

 

[Folgers Can]

Uhh... is that a yes?

 

[Melty Butter]

Nick's in Melton's chat.

 

[Captain Manning]

Boll can also throw hands, something Nick can only do in his deepest delusions.

Aaron can too. He's probably not very good (as his official 0-2 record suggests), but he's undoubtedly better than Nick. I doubt Nick has ever been in a fight in his life.

 

[not william stenchever]

Actually a dose of clap is funnier than Nick Rekieta.

Ergo Ethan Ralph is funnier than Nick Rekieta.

 

[Captain Manning]

Ergo Ethan Ralph is funnier than Nick Rekieta.

Unironically, yes. The Ralphamale is back in all his ragepig glory. He's probably in the running for LotY now. Nick, not so much.

 

[thebigdream]

Ergo Ethan Ralph is funnier than Nick Rekieta.

Ralph's "Legal Mindset? Legal Dicksucker more like it" roast will be unironically more funny and high-effort than any "dae black people dumb and have big banana penis" jokes Nick ever creates.