KiwiFarms threads that you deliberately try to avoid? - Can be Lolcow-specific or not

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Furry art freakshow, tranny threads in BP and the designated gender hate threads.

 

[Mullet Man]

The gorefag thread probably hosts a lot of weirdos.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

Any of the politics threads, really. I used to be super hardcore into the political shit but it's just exhausting and boring now. Watching people argue endlessly over things they have zero control over is pointless.

Obviously the gender wars threads. I wouldn't care about their existence if they would just be entertaining but every single post by radfems on the site feels like it was typed with teeth clenched so hard the gums bleed and with zero sense of humor. I just stay out of the tranny threads anymore because they've taken over the asylum over there. The incel thread is just pathetic, on the other hand. Compare these to the various black threads where you get funny videos of niggo fights and eating corn starch n shieeet.

There's several threads in the community section where it's like they're speaking another language, real impenetrable shit.

 

[Mullet Man]

Any of the politics threads, really. I used to be super hardcore into the political shit but it's just exhausting and boring now. Watching people argue endlessly over things they have zero control over is pointless.

Obviously the gender wars threads. I wouldn't care about their existence if they would just be entertaining but every single post by radfems on the site feels like it was typed with teeth clenched so hard the gums bleed and with zero sense of humor. I just stay out of the tranny threads anymore because they've taken over the asylum over there. The incel thread is just pathetic, on the other hand. Compare these to the various black threads where you get funny videos of niggo fights and eating corn starch n shieeet.

There's several threads in the community section where it's like they're speaking another language, real impenetrable shit.

The US politics thread is infinitely times better than /pol/ let’s be honest.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

The US politics thread is infinitely times better than /pol/ let’s be honest.

Probably. It's been a while since I've been to /pol/, though. Going to 4chan just makes me sad at the state of the place.

 

[Marc]

There are a number of cows settled into a monotonous, terminally-online rut of an existence in which they've convinced themselves that their only outlet for social and political participation is to knowingly generate content for their own threads through acting retarded where they know others will document it. This cynical attempt to socially engineer their own A-logging has led me to note that, though their threads exhibit consistent activity, it amounts to little more than dozens of pages of A-logging effectively frozen in time - reinvigorated only by developments crossing the threshold to be featured in Community Happenings.

Recognizing these attempts of certain cows to essentially bait me into reacting to their latest shenanigans where they can see it has led me to consciously view them only after major developments are featured, then keep my comments to myself - Otherwise, I'm indulging the exhibitionism of a turd perpetually in motion, circling a drain it's too large to be flushed down. Thankfully, my feelings are often expressed vicariously through users such as AnOminous; who have no such compunctions and are likely in nursing homes.

 

[Tablet County]

The ones which I do not reply to.

 

[Not a bee]

Anything involved with animal and child abuse, and the gay king ones (I just don't find them interesting).

I have a hard time trying to disassociate my emotions from people who actively hurt animals/children because it makes me really mad and I feel so helpless. I used to be better at this, but after becoming a parent it just became too hard. I really hate people sometimes. I give Kiwis (and let's be real, police officers and first responders) so much credit who uncover the crimes against humanity, they are so much stronger than I.

 

[Treatlerite]

Anything with actual gore in it.
Most* genderbait threads (Sometimes I can't help myself)
Most of anything to do with Ethan Ralph, Bossman Jack etc. (Not out of disgust, just don't give a shit or get the appeal)
More recently I also dodge plagued/hugbox-y type community watch threads because I'll get too MATI at users unironically circlejerking to actually laugh at the milk.

 

[Spunt]

Moviebob. Everything he posts enrages me in a way that nothing else does. I don't need that in my life so I haven't checked it for years.

 

[Plantation Barbie]

The animal control form.


No thanks, I'm good.

 

[Dead Lion]

I avoid DSP’s entire subforum.

Frankly, detractors are more lolcow-ish than the man himself.

 

[Not A Bunny]

E-drama threads.

I had to cut Who Are These Podcasts out of my listening diet because there were all of these names getting tossed around and it's like, "Do I have to listen to a bunch of other podcasts I don't care about to understand all of this drama?" It just seems like an endless vortex of everyone calling each other lolcows and it's damn unhealthy.

 

[The Strongest Haaton]

Any politics ones. They somehow always end up morphing from laughing at retards to sperging about politics. For example, the TDS and TES threads are a cesspool of people politisperging instead of lauging at retards online. All politics threads end up like this, with anything Trump related amplifying this effect even more.

I can't stand how trannies and fat lolcows look. They make me sick to my stomach, so I avoid any threads about them.

I do not look at lolcows who have their own subforum. If a lolcow has gotten to the point where they're THAT popular, they've kind of lost a lot of the intrigue to me. Usually by that point, you're getting normalfags on YouTube discussing them in detail. Is a lolcow fun to milk when random video essayists are making videos about them all the time? By that point, either they've been milked dry and aren't interesting to me, or if not, everybody pretends every little thing they do is the next big thing and overhypes it. Regular threads tend to not have this issue nearly as often. Sure, sometimes it can be interesting like Chris-chan raping his mom and getting arrested. But other than that, I have not found anything about Chris to be interesting for many years now. When was the last time DSP had anything truly fun happen? Even the bankruptcy thing went nowhere. Ethan Ralph and the people around him were uninteresting from the beginning to me, and I do not understand how he has 9 pages of threads about them. Nick Rekieta's subforum is a bit too tiny for it to be lumped in with the others in my mind. But even if you do, he's just not interesting to me. Maybe I'm just a contrarian at heart. I'm sure there's some reason why they're still so popular, but I don't care to view their threads.

 

[Cherry Milk]

Animal abuse/furry shit/troon shit.

 

[CasketBase]

Bex. I actually followed her for a while: the stream Josh did on her years ago piqued my interest, and I've lurked her thread for years prior to getting an account. Hers was a funny and educational story on the dangers of getting involved with... whatever she has. However, now that she has a child she neglects to the point of fucking up its skull, it's fucking sad and grim and disgusting on a fundamental level.

That aside, BP main section has some of the best threads on the site IMO.

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

There’s one for boykissers (?) in the community one, and just that title alone makes my stomach hurt.

No kids, like the retard baby one, or old people. I’m trying to stay out of the troon ones because I get absolutely livid

I just want cows that aren’t sex pests

 

[Hitman One]

Moid hate/cat lady general
Foid hate/incel general

I'm glad they exist in the same way I'm glad mental hospitals and toxic waste dumps exist.

 

[Peristaltic Pump]

balldo thread post-arrest

 

[Karakhalkin-Gol]

The eunuch thread in Stinkditch, SRS, and any other thread involving self harm and people deliberately cutting off their own body parts. Just reading about people embracing their self-destruction gives me a queasy feeling of tar being poured onto my soul, if that makes sense. It leaves me in an awful mood that doesn’t go away for several hours.