WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

[Drip Torch]

Belligerent while fat should be a crime against humanity.

 

[leeweesquee]

He probably could have gotten away with it if he just played it off as an accident.
"Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry honey, I didn't mean to push you that hard"

Wings apologise and acknowledge fault? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

This incident is why despite so many people mocking him for it at the time, I feel DSP was really smart for not joining this group. Even he knew that despite the money he would be making that he would he just be getting sucked into dumb bullshit like this that he doesn't want in his life.

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

This incident is why despite so many people mocking him for it at the time, I feel DSP was really smart for not joining this group. Even he knew that despite the money he would be making that he would he just be getting sucked into dumb bullshit like this that he doesn't want in his life.

Bruh DSP is going through his own Faking Cancer arc (faked his wives cancer) That dumbfuck will always get himself into trouble even without lolcow. Lolcow would of been good for Phil. Keemstar is a pretty decent Tard Wrangler and DSP needs that. Much like Richard Phil is his own worst enemy.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

Bruh DSP is going through his own Faking Cancer arc (faked his wives cancer) That dumbfuck will always get himself into trouble even without lolcow. Lolcow would of been good for Phil. Keemstar is a pretty decent Tard Wrangler and DSP needs that. Much like Richard Phil is his own worst enemy.

Phil would have fucked it up. Phil's generally a fuckup. But wings somehow fucked up more then boogie and Phil lol. Can't wait for the comeback stream now that the cash flow stopped for him.

 

[YukariTakeba]

I've been oblivious to Keemstar's shenanigans since his spat with Leafy. What the fuck happened to cause him to begin filming with an entourage of obese retards; was Drama Alert really performing that poorly?

 

[Fartpal]

I like how Wings and DSP are both in a test for survival right now after losing their "jobs". Wings has been much more successful but idk if he'll recover from this. You know he'll be back to streaming Call of Dooty though. Will the Wings mods and DSP's latest AI chatbot be able to save their fate from the inevitable oncoming trolls on their solo streams, or will the force of the detractors prove to be too powerful? Next time on Dragon Ball Z...

 

[Taser Confetti]

I like how Wings and DSP are both in a test for survival right now after losing their "jobs". Wings has been much more successful but idk if he'll recover from this. You know he'll be back to streaming Call of Dooty though. Will the Wings mods and DSP's latest AI chatbot be able to save their fate from the inevitable oncoming trolls on their solo streams, or will the force of the detractors prove to be too powerful? Next time on Dragon Ball Z...

It’s gonna be awhile before you see Wings stream. He’s dumb but he’s not Andy Ditch or Cyraxx stupid and knows opening up a stream right now will get him flooded with domestic violence jokes.

If he doesn’t maintain radio silence for a few weeks it’ll be on Lolcow Live to try and beg and plead for his job back.

 

[Fapcop]

Glad you are one of the people that understand it too. Wings is dumb, but he knows his fatass would be shitcanned in a week at a normal job. He copes and says "I can't get a normal job cuz of da trolls!" but his ego can't allow him to be subordinate to anybody. He's been the CEO of PlumpPimp Inc for years. Now you are telling him he has to go down with the muck with the rest of the wagies AND have no authority? Richard would rather kill himself. If his boss criticized him, he'd snap just like at the "wings is useless" comment. His Mortal Kombat streams have been amazing since he has ZERO things to blame it on. If he cant admit to "yeah that guy outplayed me", he's not gonna take too kindly the words of a balding middle manager he thinks he's better than.

Can you imagine Wings playing MK or SF against DSP?

Two out of control narcs who haven’t taken responsibility for anything for decades.

Man, Keem knew what he was doing when he was trying to tardwrangle Phil into joining lolcow live. They’d be showered with money as hard as the streams would be showered with excuses.

The major difference between the two is that Wings has zero anger management skills (unlike Phil who just sucks at it) and Phil is a big ol’ pussy. They’d come to fisticuffs in no time.

(Well, Wings would. Phil would be chased around the room by 500lbs of tardrage while yelling for Keem to come and help him and squeal something about being mahture ahdulults about it.)

 

[Whirlgimp]

This is a major win for Keem all around. He gets to keep more of the pie of camp and he believes the show will work without wings. I believe replacing him with Mike. Since Mike has gotten on the show the scripting has increased 10x. Literally everything is a kidbehindacamera “vlog”.

Say what you want about wings but he is at least the realest one there.

Months ago Keem agreed to give wings a severance package if he does leave for any reason. I wonder if he will try and pull a quick one and not pay him.

 

[Vapor Sauce]

banquet already clipped it all.

at 17:57, while his wife is still reeling from being thrown onto a table, he grabs her and yells "stop making fun of me".
at 18:16, instead of comforting his wife after throwing her onto a table, he says "please get away from me" and tells her to go with someone named ken.
at 18:39 his wife, that he just threw onto a table, is visibly distraught and holding herself lies for him saying that he didnt do that and she tripped. wings of course backs this up because hes a fat pussy wife abuser.
at 18:50, instead of taking responsibility for throwing his wife onto a table and admitting he catastrophically fucked up, he blames keemstar for all of this happening.

Spoiler: Archive

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Wings has that hippo build. Normally he's just sitting around being fat but like the hippo when you piss it off it's charging at you full power. Either get out of the way or get trampled.

 

[Taser Confetti]

Can you imagine Wings playing MK or SF against DSP?

Two out of control narcs who haven’t taken responsibility for anything for decades.

Man, Keem knew what he was doing when he was trying to tardwrangle Phil into joining lolcow live. They’d be showered with money as hard as the streams would be showered with excuses.

The major difference between the two is that Wings has zero anger management skills (unlike Phil who just sucks at it) and Phil is a big ol’ pussy. They’d come to fisticuffs in no time.

(Well, Wings would. Phil would be chased around the room by 500lbs of tardrage while yelling for Keem to come and help him and squeal something about being mahture ahdulults about it.)

Phil is boring as fuck. Get a real lolcow like KingCobra.

 

[TheTourist]

Wings has that hippo build. Normally he's just sitting around being fat but like the hippo when you piss it off it's charging at you full power. Either get out of the way or get trampled.

hippos fuck and kick ass. Wings does neither of those things. He's so far bodied an even fatter, softer man and a fat woman, both of whom were middle aged and basically anemic under their fatsuits. Not a titan of physical presence or potence.

 

[WayTooSleepy]

The best Wings troll intro will always be Lord of the Wings, I think I watch that intro like once every three weeks

I do giggle at the one where Wings replaces Paul Walker in F&F and tells Vin Diesel to die in an automobile wreck. Can't remember whose that was.

 

[Gfkldsl]

Seeing keem in a stream set up where he is surrounded by fat trailer trash in recliners is so surreal. I havnt kept up with him at all

 

[WayTooSleepy]

Rare hatless Keemstar

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Bro looks like squidward with that schnauze

 

[AllieKat]

There have been a lot of fabulous pictures of Gordo Gordan over the years, but this is easily the best.

The poo emoji figure. The ripped 10XXL Chevy shirt. The look of pure rage on his face. His wife being pushed over with enough force to cause a blur.

CINEMA. PURE CINEMA.

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Someone edit this into a WrestleMania hype package.

Get Triple HHH to book this shit now

Also 9000 hours in MS Paint

 

[Gr1nch2022]

Bro looks like squidward with that schnauze

He even has the little crease like an actual dick. I bet if you photoshopped a slit up on there it would be identical to a cut dick lmao

 

[Devious Dave]

If Kelly ever leaves him I think he would legit off himself. If he can't make money off of streaming it's over for him.

 

[LimeRikki]

Also, why is everyone concerned about Wife Kelly's safety all of a sudden? I thought it was common knowledge that Wingo treats his wife like an emotional punching bag.

Beating Women is wrong. Domestic violence is wrong, hurting your wife is wrong.

It's easy to understand why people are upset. You're just a psychopath who thinks that there are circumstances where it's okay for a man to beat his wife, and that showing concern when a woman is beaten is abnormal. I don't care if I'm not being nuanced in my response, because neither are you, and I won't be responding to you. Cheers, abuser fan.

I actually don't think his wife is a bad person, the issue is Richard is a non caring asshole with anger issues.

It doesn't matter if she was a bad person. A wife doesn't deserve to be beat by her husband and it doesn't matter if he has anger issues. The issue is that he beat his wife.

"Hurr duur he pushed her! That doesn't count as a beating!" and I'm sure you say the same thing to your significant other (if you have one) when you hit her. Kys.

I don't need nuance or context to know that a husband abusing his wife is wrong; and that's far more than I can say for some of you disgusting men in this thread.

I will not be responding to this post. Nor will I be reading anyone who quotes it or tags me. I've said what I have to say.