Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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The fluttering of my ear makes me want to kill myself. I'm crying again because of it.
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I might cut myself again, this time nothing to do with the internet rather the ear fluttering at random times.

Either you do it or you don't do it nigger - this "I might" routine of yours isn't charming anyone
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The internet has become too much for me to handle especially nowadays, it's worse when you're addicted to it.
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I wish I collected more fossils. I only really have that one Trilobite fossil. I also have 2 ammonite fossils but I couldn't find them. I think there was also that raptors claw I got at Islands of Adventure but we somehow lost it during our 2014 trip in Florida.
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I was told that North of Edmonton, the mosquito and deerfly problem amps up 11fold.
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Mosquitos always ruin any outdoor relaxation.
 
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Alex. Buddy. There's a famous guy in history named Vincent Van Gogh. He knew EXACTLY how to handle your ear issues. There's a bonus where you have a nice gift for a lady you're interested in. He's an artist just like you (although nowhere near as talented and his subjects were faggy. Not even one armless rape toy). You should definitely look into that before you get back on the plane to Canada. I understand the pressure during takeoff can be really bad on your ears and I'd hate for you to go through that.


Who is "A Glass of Milk"? He's mentioned that twice recently but name doesn't come up on search or as a user to tag.

 
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Manuel Noriega said:
The internet has become too much for me to handle especially nowadays, it's worse when you're addicted to it.
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Then log off go play outside, you pathetic loser.

All that beautiful wilderness up there in the PNW, and you sit in your goonhovel crying that your life sucks because you can't keep your disgusting fetishes to yourself.
 
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When dealing with drama, getting sick makes it a whole lot worse.
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I remember the right wing got triggered when google Gemini refuses to generate an "ideal" white family and replaces it all with black people. It's funny actually. They were like "muh white replacement".
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We make fun of white males not because they're white males, but because they get triggered the most.
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I'm not completely against AI art. But I don't necessarily like it either. I only like a select few AI projects. AI chatbots like ChatGPT, Gemini, Grok and Meta AI are mixed bags in my opinion.
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I know my look and voice are also cloned via AI like pretty much every 'celebrity' has had. It's fine for personal uses if someone wants to make a joke even if it's a bit out there like the curb stomp scene in American History X or that scene with Nicholas Cage getting his head stung by bees in the Wicker Man. Just so long as they don't use it to manipulate the system and waste the time of actual policemen who are meant to solve real crimes.
 
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Manuel Noriega said:
We make fun of white males not because they're white males, but because they get triggered the most.
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Damn right Alex, we (the diverse multi-racial kiwis) made fun of you (a white male) so much that you got triggered enough to cut yourself over it. Sensitive soy ginger males lose once again.
 
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Luna hates niggers said:
The retard is threatening to cut himself again.
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That cut looked threatening as a scrape, self harmer have the capability to ignore body's own self defense mechanism to avoid damage to the human body. Alex is autistic and freaks out over water getting into ear canals, pushing the knife into jugular vein and pulling said knife is one way ticket, no coming back, death comes within minutes.

This is attention and sympathy seeking behaviour
 
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