Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

Lucas seems to be using some form of downer because he sounds off his face. Knowing Ireland to an extent is probably receiving some prescription of a pam as they are very easy to get hold of. I am very curious about what they are doing for visas too. Lucas must be pretty low on funds by now as drugs aren't cheap and we know Lucas loves DoorDash which in bong land for too in conversion is an easy $100.

I do think Lucas has blown up in weight you can tell by the voice.
 
I'm offended on Satisfactory's behalf, it's far too good a game for the likes of Lucas. he should go back to the loli porn games he loves so much.
 
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Tipster's reaction to the BDSM admission.
Given that Keffals is a fart dominatrix, I would actually like to see Keffals and Tippy in a session together - an extended session, in a very airtight room. If they record it I may even donate to his Patreon.

...but lets it slip that he's visited every BDSM dungeon in Ireland.
According to fetish.com, there are 7 across Ireland's two largest cities, Dublin and Cork - because where else would they be. So he could have done that in two afternoons, because Sid the Sloth here as sure as Hell isn't dominating anything.
 
Given that Keffals is a fart dominatrix, I would actually like to see Keffals and Tippy in a session together - an extended session, in a very airtight room.

Speaking of farts, I was curious about this part of the transcription.

Okay. Um, p- uh, d- uh, pft, s- uh, pff. (mouth farts)

Pretty accurate.

 
Totally forgot about this guy
I thought he tooted off into the sunset with his cash. Funny enough, Wikipedia and other news outlets will just have to pretend that nothing notable happened after he took down Kiwi Farms and the website shut down. Until someone breaks their lock step, they all have to pretend it happened and run interference indefinitely. Maybe once dead they'll just martyr him and make up a tranny tall tale like the stonewall story they continue to change to saintify people who weren't even there, who weren't even troons.
 
People in the Catboy Ranch are talking about how much the stream sucked ("vibes seem off" lol).

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Even fucking Tipster couldn't bear to stay till the end of the hour-long stream!

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I can see why the stream was deleted. In this clip, Keffals talks about not disclosing what he is being up to because is a freak but lets it slip that he's visited every BDSM dungeon in Ireland.

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Tipster's reaction to the BDSM admission.


You can find the stream on Odysee or Rumble. I have attached the chat of the stream as a text file.
He sounds like low tax pitched up a half octave. Definitely on some kind of pills
 
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Keffals has been dabbling in coding.
Like he dabbled in Communism, trans activism, comedy and horror, all for the low, low cost of $100,000.

Normally I'd just assume it was to help with Linux - but everything we've seen of Keffals points to him being completely uninterested in everyday challenges and problems like streamlining or customising his computer. I'm not sure he even thinks about what to eat for dinner. Keffals looks only towards the bigger picture, as in Wikipedia competitor with no content, ideas or point kind of picture. I imagine it's plans for some AI content mill or something, because nobody's done that before.

His subreddit right now has 0 members online. Even at literal peak off-hours I've literally never seen that from a sub even with double digits membership.

Until someone breaks their lock step, they all have to pretend it happened and run interference indefinitely.
They don't have to do anything. The story ended at Keffals 'declaring victory' with maybe a brief, semi-canon epilogue about being a racist. His finances, lies, child-grooming and petty YouTube drama is beneath them, for the 'application declined' class of journalist at Sportskeeda and Kotaku to hammer out at 5 in the morning. It doesn't matter whether or not the site is up, our role in the story (an all powerful yet conveniently ineffectual evil that you really shouldn't think about too hard) is over - unless they get a pitch from another persecuted minority for a sequel.

No matter the story, a million profiles with fake names and pictures will count for nothing against a minority willing to have their real name and face on camera.
 
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