Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mr. Manchester]

A-Log was funnier than this. About the only person who gives Nick a run for his money in sheer comedic ineptitude is Patrick S. Tomlinson.

No child. Patrick S. Tomlinson is fat and fat people are funnier than narcotic ghouls. Wrong yet again, stalker. Enjoy comedy.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Uh oh! A Wuddahmark! This isn't my intellectual property!

Needs a foundry logo...

Let's see who gets that reference.

 

[Folgers Can]

I'm pretty sure those terrible two are the idiots you hear most clearly on the recording. I don't remember if they were recording or just adjacent.

It's definitely them as the "get off the stage""stay on stage" gag elicited Nick's "that's Riley" shoutout at 1:49, and you can tell from the audio that they're closer to the recording equipment than Nick is but not immediately adjacent either, so it's an open question whether Riley had any production role as opposed to just spectating. IANA[copyright-specializing]L but it would seem that any involvement of Riley in operating the "Steel Toe crew" equipment that Nick had to wait for would be one of the relevant factors in ascertaining who actually owns a controlling interest in this IP.

On a tangential note, didn't Nick claim that he was abruptly brought on earlier that day to fill in for Mayr without any chance for prep? If that is true, then how on earth did Riley know to hop a flight (and subsequent 84-minute rental car drive) to Bumfuck, Minnesota on a moment's notice?

Somebody make this make sense.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Needs a foundry logo...

Let's see who gets that reference.

All the victims and witnesses in both Melton and Rekieta's current (or recent) court cases can be connected to Anthony Cumia (Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon-style). Just one more wacky little detail.

 

[Grayback]

Needs a foundry logo...

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss!"

 

[Captain Manning]

On a tangential note, didn't Nick claim that he was abruptly brought on earlier that day to fill in for Mayr without any chance for prep? If that is true, then how on earth did Riley know to hop a flight to bumfuck Minnesota on a moment's notice?

Somebody make this make sense.

It doesn't make sense. That's why I was thinking earlier this event was being confused for some other event Riley or Mint filmed. This whole thing is starting to become a blur and making my head hurt. This has been going on for way too long now. It's enough to make me wish Nick would just fuck off the Internet, or wrap his Mustang around a tree, or something. I feel like I'm only here out of sheer stubbornness now. I long for the days I was laughing at furfags and troons.

You uploaded the clip with the permission of both Aaron and the site owner. If Nick files a DMCA takedown with Null, Null will handle it. Nick damn well better have the rights to the footage if he tries that though.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Chad Zumock gave his consent to post this segment where he tries to get through Nick’s “comedy” set, should anyone be interested in sharing the misery.

Re-encoded as mp4 so it can be attached and played on browsers that die when trying to handle .mov files.

 

[ZipDisk]

Nick doing standup in a gay elks lodge. What a time to be alive! He is so feminine!

I honestly don't understand why people are laughing.

Nick's malnourished children are going to be amazing wizards.

The audience slowly clearing out of his comedy special is actually funny.

 

[Flora Fox]

I honestly don't understand why people are laughing.

Secondhand embarrassment.

 

[Chazzed Up]

There could be a load of explanations (I think he's genuinely fascinated by black men for all sorts of selfish reasons), but it's honestly difficult to tell because Nick's like this with everything funny, as opposed to legally meeting the terms and conditions of funny, I know a few people who frequently use deadpan inappropriately and badly (it's always funnier in your own head), but they at least recognise if they have to clarify it. But if Nick thinks this shit is brilliant, of course he's the kind of person to think you're the incel who can't read social cues if you don't 'get it'. With deadpan, the art is letting people on with specific cues that you're not necessarily being serious, but with Nick's delivery you could take or leave any of it.

It's way simpler than that. He's sexually excited by black men. He went to a Jamaican resort and did 'interracial night', he has bragged about black men fucking or wanting to fuck Kayla, he 'randomly' jokes about Somalians raping people. One might think that means he has a fetish for being cucked by black men, but with what we know now and his proud confessions of being gay, I think we all know what Nick really wants to do with black men. His lame black racism jokes are just a subset of his other shitty South Park-esque humor.

 

[Grayback]

On a tangential note, didn't Nick claim that he was abruptly brought on earlier that day to fill in for Mayr without any chance for prep? If that is true, then how on earth did Riley know to hop a flight (and subsequent 84-minute rental car drive) to Bumfuck, Minnesota on a moment's notice?

Somebody make this make sense.

It doesn't make sense. That's why I was thinking earlier this event being confused for some other events Riley or Mint filmed.

I didn't follow this story that closely at the time, so I could be mixing up some details.

I believe that Nick was always intended to do a bit of stand-up as an opener at a comedy show before Chrissie came on as the headliner. He talked about it on his nightly shows—first as an idea like, "hey, wouldn't this be fun to actually do this?" and then more later once Chrissie agreed and the details were made official. He was talking about it months ahead of the show.
But then Chrissie Mayr had to pull out of the show because her dad was killed. So then Nick was left to "fill in" for her in the sense that there was no longer a headliner—but a bunch of people had already bought tickets, so he had to try to stretch his "internet personality" schtick into a bigger show.

Presumably, Riley came out primarily to see and film Nick's part of the show, which was originally intended to be just a small opening act.
I think Riley was going to hang out with Nick or do other stuff during the trip out there, but the fact that Nick was going to do an opening bit was the main draw that got him out there and made the whole occasion happen.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

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Doesn't he know that anyone can read the full context themselves?

He wasn't reading a statement - he was paraphrasing one from memory.
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Nick was begging the judge to let him and Kayla visit the kids, and part of his rationale is that the kids haven't been exposed to drugs nor have they witnessed their parents in a state of intoxication. We know, of course, that both of these claims are bullshit, since Nick was DUI'ing and DWI'ing them to school in the mornings, but that's what he was claiming. In doing so, he paraphrased the above statement to imply "See? Even the state says the kids weren't exposed to drugs", and that makes sense. But including the second point? - "Oh yeah uhhhh just in case one of my kids tests positive for cocaine, uhhh it wasn't me" - was unnecessary and self-serving. He 100% was getting out ahead of what he knew would be a positive test for his Favorite Child. And he agrees with me that that's what he was doing, btw. You can tell because of how mad he gets about it.

To understand the truth you need to look at what Nick lies about, the reason he's changing Aaron's words is to soften them before dismissing them as lies, why would he need to soften someone else's lies before refuting them? he can just call them lies outright, it actually works better as the bigger the lie the easier it is to refute. He's softening what Aaron is saying because he's softening the truth.

He's softening the truth so that those who don't completely believe his lies are left with something less devastating to hold onto, it's the old "I didn't do it, but if I did then it wouldn't have been as bad as he said it was"

 

[Melty Butter]

I didn't follow this story that closely at the time, so I could be mixing up some details.

I believe that Nick was always intended to do a bit of stand-up as an opener at a comedy show before Chrissie came on as the headliner. He talked about it on his nightly shows—first as an idea like, "hey, wouldn't this be fun to actually do this?" and then more later once Chrissie agreed and the details were made official. He was talking about it months ahead of the show.
But then Chrissie Mayr had to pull out of the show because her dad was killed. So then Nick was left to "fill in" for her in the sense that there was no longer a headliner—but a bunch of people had already bought tickets, so he had to try to stretch his "internet personality" schtick into a bigger show.

Presumably, Riley came out primarily to see and film Nick's part of the show, which was originally intended to be just a small opening act.
I think Riley was going to hang out with Nick or do other stuff during the trip out there, but the fact that Nick was going to do an opening bit was the main draw that got him out there and made the whole occasion happen.

This is accurate. On Nick's shows preceding the standup, he discussed Riley attending iirc - he certainly named Riley as his vid person there and, before that, in Vegas.

This entire thing, for @ItsAaronIgnoreMe, is highly amusing.

On the one hand, it's stupid. It was a bad comedy performance from a washed-up YouTuber for a performance he only posted on Locals (that's where I watched it) as some exclusive content when, in fact, it was embarrassing - the content, the jokes, the audio, the visual, the venue - all of it.

On the other hand, Nick's been coping and seething about Aaron for MONTHS. Meanwhile, Aaron probably owns the copyright. (Not that anyone bothered to do paperwork on anything; watch Riley and Dax pretend that it's their own and there's some retarded Internet fight about it.)

Meanwhile! This is where the polycule all met, leading to this trash fire.

Aaron must have been born under a lucky star because it's hard to see this as anything but a huge win.

 

[Folgers Can]

Chad Zumock gave his consent to post this segment where he tries to get through Nick’s “comedy” set, should anyone be interested in sharing the misery.

Re-encoded as mp4 so it can be attached and played on browsers that die when trying to handle .mov files.

But don't worry, Balldobros, Zumock's stern reminders to every nook and cranny of the Dabbleverse about just how terminally unfunny Nick is won't get MAPton or Nick conspicuously defensive about the tremendous damage that all this talk about Nick's abysmal set is doing to the Hackamania brand:


[X] [A]

...oh.

Also nevermind about how, despite MAPton's above bald-faced lie about having never watched Nick's abysmal set, it's already on record that MAPton repeatedly shit all over Nick's set and even repeatedly consulted with legal counsel about why his channel would imminently play all thirty minutes of Nick's set in full notwithstanding Nick's flaggotry in that regard, until (for some reason) suddenly surrendering to Nick's flaggotry. Despite all of this, their productive working relationship will surely go off without a hitch at Hackamania, and all the tickets predicated upon Nick's hilarious stage presence will have been worth every penny.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

His addiction to Aaron Imholte's penis? Yeah, he's the biggest addict of that known to man.

He craves Aaron even after sampling Jamaican BBC. Skelly likes his cock the same way April likes her men and coffee: White and weak.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

One of those kids is going to end up a chaste pastor and a Ned Flanders-esque pillar of the community, and another is going to be a meth-crazed sloppy party power bottom. He's just never going to stop until he drives everyone around him psych ward-level insane.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick conspicuously defensive

He was the other retard on that stage. Melton is a Zumock alog who makes money off sniping Chad and treating him like Aaron 2.0. Nick‘s dipshit “joke” would require the audience to pretend Melton is some dispassionate observer with regard to Chad.

Nick, you don’t have to respond to literally every critique, especially when we have you bang to rights. But because you’re a massive lolcow, you are compelled to do the retarded option every fucking time.

PS Your eight year old daughter tested positive for a high level of cocaine in her system after you brought coke and other narcotics into your family’s home, within reach of five children. You will never be allowed to forget it.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Regarding if he alerted the court to before the positive test coming back on his daughter. He was fired up (all caps). Melton didn't seem to know this fact.

So Nick is back to lying about documents nobody has access to because as medical information they are private and not part of the court records.
And he is also back to lying about what his children said in court, using them as shields by pretending they exonerated him in court?

What a fucking creep. Sit the fuck down Skelly, shut the fuck up and take your sweetheart first offender deal.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

pretending they exonerated him in court

The fact that he keeps doing this shows just what a shameless liar Nick is. The only thing he cares about more than doing whatever feels good in the moment is what his public image is. (Remember how vociferously he denied the latter.) If he didn’t care what people think of him, he wouldn’t continue to lie through his teeth about CPS exonerations that never happened.

It brings me so much delight that he will never be allowed to forget the truth about who he is and what he did. While I would love it if Nick wasn’t too chickenshit to neck himself, having to live with such a deservedly soiled reputation for the rest of his life is a much more painful result for him.

Nick lost. Nick loses. Nick will always lose.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

A bit of guntguarding before pivoting to his favorite topic
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Only one coke container can exist at a time
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Nick uses Melton's tip system to send messages using Aaron's voice so he can simulate having a conversation with Aaron. How desperate are you for contact with Aaron, Nick? Carrying both sides of a conversation using an AI voice because you want to talk with your boyfriend again is extremely sad.