Ralph is just an amoral grifter. I like heās now grabbed on to the āleft left meā cliche. He would just like free healthcare and legal drugs, if you want to know the truth about it. He thinks drugs should be legal and talks about how it was his choice to do drugs. It goes right over his head that people like him are the reason they made drugs illegal, because guys like Ralph cannot handle the choice and end up like him, breaking into cars or panhandling by the exit ramp.
Maybe this will finally convince people to stop indulging Ralphās empty claims of sobriety, or that he went to rehab.
Reminder this was recorded fresh out of Ralphās ārehab stintā Iām always shocked how often even some ppl here buy into him being sober, even briefly, every damn time. Ralph does not want to be sober. Ralph wants to be a functional addict, but heās a miserable failure even at that.
āRalph soberā is just not being obviously shitfaced drunk and slurring while he streams in the afternoon. He will never get sober, but if he did he would stop streaming. Drugs are the only reason he finds his current existence tolerable. Heād the same as a hooker, they almost always quit the business when they get off drugs. The allure of degrading yourself for money disappears once you donāt have a habit to keep funding.
Also, itās hilarious to hear Ralph still talk about his pawpawās ring and it is worth $10k. āItās got big diamondsā lol, so do drills. Why he has to brag about value when it comes to his grandfather ring says everything about Ralph family values
