The Curious Case of @Fascist Kirk - Or, Why I Hate Stickers and People Who Care About Them

[Uzumaki]

Isn't having every user subscribe to instant sticker dopamine great?

I tried to warn you however many millions of years ago.

 

[Americunt]

It takes special talent to annoy Null. That is something. I didn’t know it was possible.

Brother he literally had a hissy fit over something like this last year and almost crashed the site with no survivors editing the layout to make fun of this strawman of pro-sticker people he had in his mind, soley out of spite.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

ive seen the kinda brain damage stickers do to people
mentally sound adult individuals should not be going around opening entire investigations demanding to know why random assholes on a womens gossip website just 'negrated' them

EDIT: ALRIGHT WHO DID IT? WHO GAVE ME THE BAD STICKER? I'M GONNA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[WhatIsThePunchline]

So what I'm getting from this is I should use stickers way more often.

So I checked, there's no hamster sticker, there's no point. The world is dark.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

No, but you can calculate your weighted score using the numbers on the reactions received page

I suppose if I had autism I might be interested in doing something like that.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

Stickers simply aren't the same if you are using socks to give them or mass negrating someone's posts. The joy of stickers comes from making a good post and receiving pozrates from other respected members of the website. Negrates are your sword of judgement that is to be wielded carefully. Mass negrating just removes all meaning from any individual negrste.

mass negrating outs the user as a retard who should be not just ignored but relentlessly bullied at every opportunity. Null understands this. this thread is part of that process.

 

[Free Dick Pills]

Can I get some free dopamine??

Dick Pills is best I can do :/

 

[Goodstuff Goose]

This is the inevitable result of any forum that comes with likes, ratings, stickers, awards, or whatever you want to call them.

SomethingAwful, Reddit, Facepunch, I've seen this kind of spergery in many places.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Null needs a woman in his life.

 

[Alabama Gamer]

I just negrated your post.
FAQ

What does this mean?
The amount of karma (points) on your post and Kiwifarms account has decreased by one.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:
Rudeness towards other kiwis,
Spreading incorrect information,
Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /sneed.

Am I banned from the kiwifarms?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional negrate, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a negrate. Can you un-negrate it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a negrate. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Kiwifarms PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of negrate appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the negrate and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on kiwifarms.st. I will continue to issue negrates until you improve your conduct. Remember: Kiwifarms is privilege, not a right.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Dick Pills is best I can do :/

Stuttering John?!

 

[clara red bottoms]

Id actually be happy with no stickers, if it's for everyone. It will kill the reddit mentality in the crib.

I like the stickers. Hot take.

I like when I see someone, I can look at what they drop stickers on. I like that it makes some impossibly stupid socks immediately identifiable, like they can't fucking resist reading and stickering Azur lane or whatever specific bullshit they love. It's just a fun little breadcrumb trail. And anyone that disagrees is probably gay.

 

[obsdj]

While we’re on the topic of stickers, can this be a new addition?
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Legends tell of a

 

[genericwhitemale]

Damn, his posts in the CG were pretty good, so why he needed to sock is beyond me.

 

[Dartos Cremaster]

I like the stickers because they let me know that I’m not just screaming into a void whenever I post, not because of dopamine hits.

 

[Sprate Header]

"Hmm, suspicious"

LOL, I've so wanted to use this soundbyte in threads before but could never bother to go out of my way to clip it. Swiping this, thanks

 

[Point 707]

Joshua Null Moon and the Kiwi Farms got a herd of sticker cattle. WOOOO WE GOTT A HERD OF STICKER CATTLE WE GOT A HERD OF STICKER CATTLE.

They got a big herd of sticker cattle yippie ki yay we're sticker cattle herders we got a herd of sticker cattle, they are the most dopamine-fried fucking sticker cattle we got 'em so fried we got this awesome big fucking herd of sticker cattle and they click stickers and they sit there and they watch threads and they click more stickers, ITS THE BEST FUCKING HERD OF STICKER CATTLE.

One time Null took away all their stickers and they chimped out so much that he gave them back.

 

[gagabobo1997]

I like the stickers because they let me know that I’m not just screaming into a void whenever I post, not because of dopamine hits.

people say this but its definitely because of the dopamine hits (which are a good thing)

 

[Preacher ✝]

more like the curious case of people who still care about comics in 2025

This comicsgate thing is pretty gay not gonna lie famalan

ComicsGayte is genuinely one of the most retarded drama sectors I am vaguely aware of.

Between actually caring about comic books and co-opting the 'gate' suffix somehow the worst thing about it is that its not even funny.

 

[The Un-Clit]

@Null I just use the features of the site, if my sticker niggers is a problem I will fuck right off.

Faggot, you are gayer then that Georgio Cocklord guy who used to delete his posts if they ever got a negrate so as to keep his sticker count 'clean'.

It's Internet stickers dude, they aren't even properly counted any longer! How fucking autistic do you have to be to sockpupprt multiple accounts to updoot yourself when it doesn't even matter?