The Curious Case of @Fascist Kirk - Or, Why I Hate Stickers and People Who Care About Them

[WelperHelper99]

Unfortunately, Kiwi Farms is a drama website infested with people commenting on ideas, concepts, and current events they do not fully comprehend, understand, or think about the future consequences following a given event.

Spoiler: retard sperging

I am guilty of this, as are most users, but have you seen the lengths that people in USP2 go to defend the Trump admin? "erm, they just had this massive opsec leak, but it doesn't matter because... it just doesn't matter, okay?"

Besides, trashcans are funny.

I mean sometimes a like or whatever is fine. It becomes a problem when it's used to ignore people like a coward. And yes the trash can is hilarious

 

[Computer Guardian]

just kill the sticker system and replace it with something else Jersh, nobody who aren't reliant on the dopamine will fault you

 

[Preacher ✝]

Never once was I ever motivated to create a sock, much less solely one to updoot myself.

NEED MORE DOPAMIIIIINE!!!
MORE SERATONIN!!!

 

[Mmemes]

Electronic stickers are the best.

FUCK YEAH GUYS I LOVE REDDIT AND DISCORD SO FUCKING MUCH I PAY MICROTRANSACTIONS TO KEEP UP FOR MY HUGBOX STICKIES YEAAAAAAH

 

[neger psykolog]

I don’t get why you hate stickers, this is funny.

because you can't sell virtual stickers for real money: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-buying-a-farm-2020-merch-run.65910/

 

[dont step on snack]

Typical Redditnigger if others don't agree with their mental-diarrhea, they have to do it themself.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Oh for fucks sake, AGAIN?!?

It's better this then another DM chain GoonerGate.

 

[NSA Intern]

I vaguely remember this user and have the opinion his posts didn't have much of useful substance.

 

[crazedaze]

I like this because this faggot was like my first interaction in the farms and he is clearly a psychotic schizo incel rapist

 

[Breadbassket]

He seems really personally invested in the #Comicsgate thread for some reason.

 

[Summer of George]

If you wanna shut off the sticker notifications again, that would be just fine.

 

[draggs]

Unfortunately, Kiwi Farms is a drama website infested with people commenting on ideas, concepts, and current events they do not fully comprehend, understand, or think about the future consequences following a given event.

Spoiler: retard sperging

I am guilty of this, as are most users, but have you seen the lengths that people in USP2 go to defend the Trump admin? "erm, they just had this massive opsec leak, but it doesn't matter because... it just doesn't matter, okay?"

Besides, trashcans are funny.

The best stickers are the trashcans, the puzzle pieces, the top hats. All the you really parasocially ground someone's gears stickers

 

[Dan of Steel]

What a massive fucking waste of time and brain space, dude could do something productive.

This got me thinking, luckily every sticker a user gives is timestamped, so just doing a cursory analysis of the screenshots Null provided, along with screencaps from @Delany's Donkey shows:

i am a victim of this man's autism #metoo
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This nigga has been going on a sticker rampage for the past five hours on a weekday, when most people are at work. (I'm on my lunchbreak and fascinated reading this autism) The Null screenshots also show that he will go on these sticker spergouts at seemingly random hours of the day/night, even into the wee early hours of the morning.
I don't know if this is a cry for help, mental illness, the guy being in-between jobs/currently unemployed with nothing better to do except be extreme online; probably in combination with drinking/drug intake as one is to do when they're a NEET and probably depressed, or a combo of all the above. But I do know that this is fucking pathetic. Given the posts he's made in this thread, he's trying to own it or act like he's in on the joke, like he's really proud that he got daddy null's attention for 15 minutes. No dude, you're not above it all or in on the joke, you're a fucking loser.

Please kindly kill yourself. Thanks.

 

[Pedophobe]

Brother he literally had a hissy fit over something like this last year and almost crashed the site with no survivors editing the layout to make fun of this strawman of pro-sticker people he had in his mind, soley out of spite.

It was pretty fucking funny though.

 

[Mmemes]

Unfortunately, Kiwi Farms is a drama website infested with people commenting on ideas, concepts, and current events they do not fully comprehend, understand, or think about the future consequences following a given event.

Spoiler: retard sperging

I am guilty of this, as are most users, but have you seen the lengths that people in USP2 go to defend the Trump admin? "erm, they just had this massive opsec leak, but it doesn't matter because... it just doesn't matter, okay?"

Besides, trashcans are funny.

Unfortunately I trashcanned someone because I was half tired and probably meant to give them a Horrible reaction to some crazy shit but next morning couldn't even figure out which thread it was. I bet you that shit happens to others more than we know.

 

[NSA Intern]

He seems really personally invested in the #Comicsgate thread for some reason.

Comics are the most autistically childish of male hobbies, and I'm saying this as someone who knows entirely too much Warhammer lore.

 

[The Noticer]

I only know of this guy because he started crying about a puzzle piece i gave him for acting like a retarded sperg.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Need moar stickers!

 

[Randy Facalding]

It's this shit all over again

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Are Fascist Kirk's socks in the room with us right now?

Yes, Fascist Kirk is the Ceiling Cats..