Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[diggersaurus]

Yes now he is just Hasan the bull prepper’s apprentice (still on waitlist until he makes that perfect commie video while Anisa stares at AI Hasan photos and seethe/goons)

 

[PunkinMan]

I love @Ozul drawing of Anisa. I literally made a similar one months ago in a papernote when i was bored. Pear Princess is really fun to draw!.
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Anisa if she was a Disney villain hahahahahahaha

 

[SquirrelMace]

So airsoft fatty was on nojumper and discussed falling out with idubbbz. Can't find any timestamps but having a flick through it now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_MBjpHPipE&ab_channel=NoJumper

EDIT: conversation starts at 27:10

 

[THE LAST LIFE]

We missed the good ending where Ian is currently a master electrician who occasionally puts out YouTube videos purely for fun and can squat 200lbs below parallel. He picked all the worst dialogue options and somehow got the BPD ewhore cuck ending

As per Bigbunjeeee's third video on Idubbbz, there was this Asian girl Ian was talking with on Twitter that would "jokingly" (perhaps it was a joke, who knows) say she wanted to marry Ian. Anisa got so insecure over this she started mimicking the Asian girl's appearance.
This truly is the worst timeline. The good ending was right there...

 

[thebigdream]

A likely story
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>I'm so happy that I share a-logs' drawings and read my kiwifarms thread

I'm sure that person (if they weren't Anisa herself lol) wanted you to screenshot and share their message with everyone instead of replying directly to it like the conversation it is, you dumb, attention-starved bimbo.

BPD BPD BPD

 

[LimeRikki]

You think Idubz knows she reads this thread? Someone should let him know that

I bet he's secretly seething that he doesn't have his own thread. He's fucked in the head enough at this point that I think that would wound his ego.

 

[Love Is Blue]

I bet he's secretly seething that he doesn't have his own thread

"She ruined my thread!"

 

[Mac Monster]

Anisa got so insecure over this she started mimicking the Asian girl's appearance.

That's actually the genesis of that infamous photo of her with the Lord Farquaad haircut. She was trying to look more 'Asian' so that Ian wouldn't abandon her. Shit like this is why I can't feel any sympathy for that zonked-out faggot. There were so many warning signs early on, and yet he still decided to tie the knot with this dumb bitch.

 

[Birthday Cat]

Suddenly Seattle's streets aren't as scary, Anisa? (x/a)
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its crazy how pro trans grifters talk about how they're so unsafe, going to be rounded up in camps etc, paranoid af but then they'll turn around and say some shit like "yeah i love walking around in detroit alone as a woman, so many mini quests"

Homicides in Seattle have increased significantly over the past five years, with reported homicides up more than 75%

for anyone but especially for people in chiraq-esque cities, don't go alone, if you have to go alone, go in broad daylight, head home before dark, avoid groups of melanated individuals, avoid isolated areas, carry a dummy wallet in case mugged. avoid alleys in general, avoid alleys to avoid getting forced in at gunpoint to be gang raped like the chico bruce case, dress like middle class or poor (yall got that covered tho gj) idubbz looks like a prison bitch though so ideally need a couple more friends

At this point there should be a pool where he either pulls a Chris Benoit or kills himself. I feel bad for him but not out of empathy or anything like that, it’s just genuinely disgraceful when a man who has no self respect in his life thinks he finds the one, only to be dragged in and remolded into the worst possible way. This marriage they have is the complete opposite of love, they don’t change and grow together as people, Anisa just found a guy she could mold like clay and project her insecurities on to him

i think a pool would be very heavily favored to kills himself, there's off handed comments about how he'd rage randomly but he's just broken, and broken by himself. he believes his career he spent the better portion of his life on was awful, made the world worse, got blacks and gays bullied/suicidal/kill themselves etc, hates his entire past normie fan base, hates himself. lost multiple times in a combat sport publically and broke down hard publically. his event he made for charity at best or vanity at worst was objectively a massive failure the second time.

his audience lessens by the day and all that remains is "yes queen slaaa- wait a minute did you pay jinx reparations yet?" h3h3 and amoranth squabble impacts their leftist and thot grift and most likely have many more leftists and simps giving them shit, especially post amoranth burglary waking white knights. anisa repeatedly publically humiliates him which stacks onto him hating himself and blaming himself for anything and at best giving anisa minor jab backs which she responds by just bitch slapping him into his place.

i don't think he'd ever pull the good 'ole Crippler Crossface. if i had to play out a simulation, most likely him thinking to himself he'll never be able to cleanse his sins against power word: niggerfaggots, he's not notably special to his wife/ she mentally abuses him, isolated from his family so minimal thinking they need/would miss him, he's marked his career out as being crap and mostly does nothing besides victim complex hierarchy social media so self esteem is in the toilet. so eject button would look sexy as hell. maybe one saving grace is the dawg. having something you have to regularly take care of, walk etc that's permanently your best friend even if you're shitty to it to a point (don't be shit to your dawg) can be something "hey what'll happen to it if i'm gone, i can't go on purpose". but imo he's just broken very inwardly, not outward. liable to hurt himself, low risk of hurting others. he really needed to fix his mental state first before dating/marriage or at least chose a woman that wasn't fucked up equally or worse than he was with no desire to reflect or improve

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

>I'm happy, kiwifarms , I'm happy! Look at how happy I am! Why don't you believe that I'm happy?

Enjoy the attention Anisa. We appreciate the copetent you're providing us UwU

 

[Cake Point]

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>I'm happy, kiwifarms , I'm happy! Look at how happy I am! Why don't you believe that I'm happy?

Enjoy the attention Anisa. We appreciate the copetent you're providing us UwU

Oh man, the more she tells us how HAPPY she is, the more we know how fucking miserable she is inside. This is great to know, lol

 

[Leo Frank]

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>I'm happy, kiwifarms , I'm happy! Look at how happy I am! Why don't you believe that I'm happy?

Enjoy the attention Anisa. We appreciate the copetent you're providing us UwU

Literally what in her life is there to be happy about besides not having any responsibilities and getting to fuck off?

The bangs look like shit too. Keep posting to stories anus, it’s funny watching you loose about 100 followers a day. You and your husband lose subs every single time you post. That does take talent.

When anisa eventually dies her headstone will read

Anisa Riyadh Jomha
1993-TBD
Proud, Confident, Always Happy​

 

[nanona]

Hi Anus!

you block everyone who is critical of you on twitter and yet you come here on your own volition to read what your true critics have to say. weird how that works!

dear kiwi farmer:
should you ever feel dissatisfied with how things are in your life; just remember you got more going on than an ill-fitting hairdo and are contributing more to society than this empty shell of a person.

every time she posts it's so painfully obvious that there is absolutely nothing going on in her life. no obligations, no work, no friends, no family. Just ill fitting BANGS, shitty tattoos and disgusting IBS inducing food, photographed with cringe-inducing captions. (seriously, you write like a retard, anus).

So lonely, so sad, fulfilled and happy.
Anus has to be as narcissistic as she is, because no one could ever love her or give her validation as much as she does SHE DESERVES.

 

[Baumstriezel]

I’m having the kek of a lifetime at how she’s spent more time and energy hyping up her new haircut than the fucking thousands dollars event that is supposed to be happening soon. If she could muster even a fraction of the energy she spends on showing off her empty, vapid life and insipid cooking on things that actually earn money, maybe the dumb punching bag stream wouldn’t have been such an embarrassing clusterfire.
Get them bangs though girl.

 

[stupid frog]

And then she starts to talk about this infamous website that is pretty much taboo among YouTubers to talk about. About how the people there still lament that someone named 'anisa receipts' retired, how 2-3 of them will summarize the podcast while the rest give them 'medals' because they can't sit through it. Every time is like a mini history lesson on her life, her exes, her career. 'They call my back tattoo a buttersnake', 'they say this little rusty thing in one of my photos looks like poop', 'they say you didn't go to Max's wedding because of me', 'Froggy's wife was there shittalking us'.

Imagine someone trying to explain this thread irl is hilarious, thank you.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

exactly where the fuck do you walk to lol

 

[Piss Bear]

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>I'm happy, kiwifarms , I'm happy! Look at how happy I am! Why don't you believe that I'm happy?

Enjoy the attention Anisa. We appreciate the copetent you're providing us UwU

What are we, in middle school? Who tf talks THIS much about their haircut other than someone desperate for attention and validation?

I just got a haircut too yesterday and it's a hairstyle I've never tried before so I could look fresh and nice for a friend's birthday party. I didn't need to post a picture every 5 minutes for validation, I didn't even need to ask what everyone thought, I just got unprompted compliments.
My point is, if she had actual friends in her life or family she wouldn't be this desperate for a crumb of attention like this. The friends she has related to CC3 aren't actual friends either, they are just attracted to the money and potential fame (not much potential but still)
ANISA, PLEASE GET A FUCKING LIFE HOLY SHIT I'M BEGGING YOU GIRL

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

hope no-one ever shows this degenerate what a Chelsea cut is ...

I just got a haircut too yesterday and it's a hairstyle I've never tried before so I could look fresh and nice for a friend's birthday party.

what sort of fringe did you get?

It took me a lot of decades to realise that bangs were just a Seppo word for fringe

 

[Sad sad]

A likely story
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>I'm so happy that I share a-logs' drawings and read my kiwifarms thread

>radical acceptance

She’s parroting the BPD therapy-speak, but still has her routine meltdowns & identity crises. Maybe she should radically accept that she’s a histrionic leech.

 

[Annie Jay]

I am bored, and thought I would dig through their old podcast for facts out of their own mouths. I included time stamps, repeat info, and probably missed things because it was a chore to listen to. This is posted for posterity and autistic purposes. The bold is what I found most interesting. Quotes are an approximation.

iDubbbz & Anisa's First Podcast - She Ruined My Career! #1
Published on 2023-10-02
YT | PT

Spoiler

2:21 - Ian says when his cousin was a child, people would say he had autism or Asperger's.
3:26 - Ian watches a literal autist on TikTok whose "Special Interest" is Dracula, specifically Bela Lugosi (who Ian cannot name).
5:26 - "Every time you get a hobby you turn it in to a video." - Anisa
9:52 - According to Anisa, Ian also used to watch "people trying to kill small animals", Ian corrects her and says, "Trying to conquer wildlife". They specifically mention "Mousetrap Monday", which Ian said they wondered if it was snuff, and Anisa says was fucked. She tries to blame Ian by saying he was the one watching it, she was just there too.

​

10:53 - Ian also watched "the mink guy", then falconry videos.
11:51 - Anisa says Ian has wanted to do a podcast as long as she's known him.
19:37 - "I just think it's cool that we can change our bodies." - Anisa
22:18 - Anisa says she used to fast for Ramadan.
24:12 - Anisa says she has kidney issues (only one works) due to almost dying of septic shock as a kid.
25:23 - "I've been chronically constipated my whole life." - Anisa
28:38 - Both of their dads apparently fart loud.
30:36 - Ian doesn't like talking.
31:09 - Anisa not being able to shut up is basically one think Ian liked about her from the start, somehow. (made him feel comfortable & trust her)
31:44 - Says he puts on a personality for his videos.
33:23 - On their first date, they talked "about everything". Including Game of Thrones, how they both wanted a Mastiff (which they got with Fiona), YouTube, home ownership, Anisa's dead Alzheimer's grandfather (Ian wasn't completely listening and thought her dad was dead)
35:23 - Anisa wouldn't sleep with him on the first date. Ian thought she wasn't interested in him at all.
39:20 - "The content I made in the past is bigoted, and I do need to be concerned with other peoples feelings." - Ian
42:43 - Ian brainstorms video ideas with Anisa.
46:59 - Anisa says she was a people pleaser growing up. Says she is more blunt now as an adult.
51:17 - Ian says he doesn't have "a very good or strong sample size" of relationships to draw experience from.
53:09 - Ian talks about how he used to be "very diminishing" of work people did helping him, ex. "Anyone who was holding the camera I essentially considered a human tripod."
53:16 - Ian expresses gratitude for how much Anisa has helped him with his projects.
54:57 - Ian brings up how they used to fight a lot more than they do when this was filmed. Anisa says they fight "once every 3 months".
56:14 - Ian displays how he gave up fighting Anisa.
57:09 - Anisa basically repeats what we say here ("I ruin everything"), but implies Ian encourages her to ignore it and keep trying. I guess it's true - he did force Anisa to stay on OnlyFans, et al. Is your boy Ian boiling this frog?
57:35 - Ian says they've been together 8 years.
57:55 - Anisa again repeats what is said in the thread regularly.
58:17 - Anisa names all the content she's done with Ian in the background, and you will finally understand this girls entire problem. She thinks she's iDubbbz.
1:00:00 - Ian says Anisa saved him from "a fucking death spiral".
1:01:43 - Ian says he wouldn't have boxed if not for Anisa.
1:01:55 - Ian says Anisa gives him comfort that he doesn't get from his family or friends.
1:02:51 - They've been together since 2016 or 2017. (Anisa says '16).
1:03:19 - Ian didn't have a bed frame and woke up at 3pm every day before Anisa. He was 6'1 and 140lbs.
1:04:55 - Ian basically explains that the old iDubbbz wasn't taking care of himself. The Ian you see currently is.
1:05:47 - Anisa says Ian used to eat canned beans on a cold tortilla with some cheese, that he'd then microwave. Ian replies, "That's a bean burrito!"
1:06:23 - Anisa says they used to live on "a house on a hill, away from everyone". She would go to bed at 11pm and wake at 7am, he would go to bed at 4am and wake up at 4pm.
1:07:43 - Ian talks about how he used to be very unfulfilled in life, but couldn't see it at the time.
1:09:08 - Because of Ian's poor sleeping habits, at one point the only thing open during his wake time consistently was Jack In The Box and Sonic.
1:10:19 - Anisa says they used to live in Vista. One time after he got her from the airport, Jack In The Box was resetting the machines, and Ian had no food in his place (and no furniture), so they just sat in the car waiting. But now she thinks of it fondly.
1:11:40 - Anisa calls them her favorite trauma memories, and brings up "the OnlyFans stuff". Ian calls it "special to think back at". Because of the response videos, they basically walked on the same looping path out of anger and boredom due to COVID. Because of this, they discovered their dog Blitz had a disc issue. In short, Anisa was miserable.
1:15:27 - Ian is a huge weeb for the anime HUNTER X HUNTER.
1:17:32 - Ian says they watched the podcast before it was released.
1:27:56 - Anisa mentions she's on booktok, which is interesting since she later mentions not being able to read "long" books ((Anisa book club, when?))
1:36:17 - Ian's hair stylist is named Gabe.
1:38:32 - Anisa is 5'6.
1:43:22 - Ian says they will have kids if life "gets easier" and if they "feel like there is more to life".