Xanderhal / PigPuncher / Alexander Haley - Steven Bonnell's dumber padawan, bridge burner, and the "chad" of breadtube. Also his GF does meth.

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If you've ever been locked out of all accounts believe me its not a fun time. Especially when you enter the password that you haven't changed in ages and the faggy password app is having a retard moment and tells you that its wrong, so you go into fucking super hyper panic mode over it.

I mean technically you should write down all your passwords on paper or keep a manual backup somewhere but there does come a point where you have so many accounts and passwords that management of it all becomes very much not trivial to deal with anymore.

Compounding this problem is that many website that require 2FA will be fucking faggots to you and be like "oh we don't recognize this IP address, please check your email!" even though you've just entered a fucking 2FA code. So if you lose access to the email you might be fucked also.

TLDR: buy a second budget/basic phone with all of your accounts logged into and your 2FA shit on it also.
If you didn't know Xanderhal is the guy who once lost all of his money, because somebody hacked his Paypal and Steam account. He used his Paypal and Steam as a "wallet".
 
If you've ever been locked out of all accounts believe me its not a fun time. Especially when you enter the password that you haven't changed in ages and the faggy password app is having a retard moment and tells you that its wrong, so you go into fucking super hyper panic mode over it.

I mean technically you should write down all your passwords on paper or keep a manual backup somewhere but there does come a point where you have so many accounts and passwords that management of it all becomes very much not trivial to deal with anymore.

Compounding this problem is that many website that require 2FA will be fucking faggots to you and be like "oh we don't recognize this IP address, please check your email!" even though you've just entered a fucking 2FA code. So if you lose access to the email you might be fucked also.

TLDR: buy a second budget/basic phone with all of your accounts logged into and your 2FA shit on it also.
I had this shit happen to me overseas, I got my phone stolen so I lost access to everything because 2FA is so prevalent.

My solution was just buy a burner phone there that accepts e-sims but to activate an e-sim from my carrier you need a code ... which they text to your number... which I needed the eSim to access...

Ended up having to fly to New York City and get a new sim and phone (I had insurance).

Now when I'm overseas I always use the burner (which turns out can't be used on US netwotks) with the local sim to wifi hotspot to my main phone since it's free to call US numbers overseas if you're on wifi with my carrier.
 
I think at this point Xander should consider applying to a group home. How this person can survive on his own? He is so dumb: (x/a)
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BTW anyone has access to his Discord? It might contain some gold.
He's so dumb I think my brain is melting trying to understand what the actual problem is.
His phone is just cracked so he has his sim card still and is saying himself all he needs to do is buy a new phone to plug that card into. His TFA isn't device/app-locked and if he had an important key file to unlock his passwords on the phone he would have said so. If money is a problem he can buy a 25$ flip phone or cruise Facebook marketplace for a working used phone. Hell, he could probably even beg on there for free phone he can take for this emergency. So why is he even considering starting a new youtube account?? He wouldn't be able to be monetized for a few months under youtube's payout system iirc, there's no way he couldn't get someone to bring a phone to his house within that time.
It's not even the meme of the guy sticking a stick in his bike wheels, this is a man who decided his day is over because he forgot to buy milk the night before and now he can't make his cereal (and obviously he can't just go get milk now).
 
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If you didn't know Xanderhal is the guy who once lost all of his money, because somebody hacked his Paypal and Steam account. He used his Paypal and Steam as a "wallet".
yeah I don't think that makes someone a bad or malicious person (although maybe incompetent).

I apply "the grandma rule" to this sort of shit - if my/your grandma lost access to her accounts or got scammed over the phone, would I sit there and think "she's a bad person or an idiot"? No.

I haven't read most of the OP so I don't know the rest of his story, but getting your money stolen (and we live in a world where people increasingly get income online and rely on things like PayPal and their Steam wallet for "banking") sucks dick. It could happen to anyone, and I'm one of the people that gets calls from friends about their accounts/phone getting hacked and shit like that - it happens to good people and it happens to bad people, it doesn't mean they are bad people though.
 
I think at this point Xander should consider applying to a group home. How this person can survive on his own? He is so dumb: (x/a)
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BTW anyone has access to his Discord? It might contain some gold.
Honestly, I don't buy this story at all. Windows updates don't just log you out of all websites and the "phone fell out of pocket" sounds equally dumb. I bet he just threw a hissyfit, smashed his phone and is pityposting to get his Discord to finance a new one.
 
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yeah I don't think that makes someone a bad or malicious person (although maybe incompetent).

I apply "the grandma rule" to this sort of shit - if my/your grandma lost access to her accounts or got scammed over the phone, would I sit there and think "she's a bad person or an idiot"? No.

I haven't read most of the OP so I don't know the rest of his story, but getting your money stolen (and we live in a world where people increasingly get income online and rely on things like PayPal and their Steam wallet for "banking") sucks dick. It could happen to anyone, and I'm one of the people that gets calls from friends about their accounts/phone getting hacked and shit like that - it happens to good people and it happens to bad people, it doesn't mean they are bad people though.
Although he is a "breadtuber" he could be considered one of the "morally better ones". He is mainly very stupid, gullible and imbecile.

Losing money by scam or hack is very bad, I can empathize with people that this thing happened,
but continuosly doing stupid things and decision like Xandehal does is simply outright STUPIDITY.

I think he deserves to be mocked, because of his lack of self awareness and incapability to take sound advice seriously, but he is far from the worst cows (or breadtubers) here.
 
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He's so dumb I think my brain is melting trying to understand what the actual problem is.
His phone is just cracked so he has his sim card still and is saying himself all he needs to do is buy a new phone to plug that card into. His TFA isn't device/app-locked and if he had an important key file to unlock his passwords on the phone he would have said so. If money is a problem he can buy a 25$ flip phone or cruise Facebook marketplace for a working used phone. Hell, he could probably even beg on there for free phone he can take for this emergency. So why is he even considering starting a new youtube account?? He wouldn't be able to be monetized for a few months under youtube's payout system iirc, there's no way he couldn't get someone to bring a phone to his house within that time.
It's not even the meme of the guy sticking a stick in his bike wheels, this is a man who decided his day is over because he forgot to buy milk the night before and now he can't make his cereal (and obviously he can't just go get milk now).
Can't like most smartphones made in the last like 10 years plug like a USB C to HDMI into a TV or monitor? Even if the screen is fucked that might be better than nothing. Most android phones if you have a USB hub can accept keyboards and mice too.
 
Can't like most smartphones made in the last like 10 years plug like a USB C to HDMI into a TV or monitor? Even if the screen is fucked that might be better than nothing. Most android phones if you have a USB hub can accept keyboards and mice too.
From recent experience I got all my files and (more importantly) photos off of a busted phone using this method.
I couldn't get my stuff off it without access to the screen to click and allow my files to transfer so I plugged it into my monitor and a mouse to turn off that safety setting then plugged it into the computer and got it all off. But he doesn't even need to be that technical for his needs. And from his history I doubt he could do something so simple as google for a solution like that anyway
 
I couldn't get my stuff off it without access to the screen to click and allow my files to transfer so I plugged it into my monitor and a mouse to turn off that safety setting then plugged it into the computer and got it all off. But he doesn't even need to be that technical for his needs. And from his history I doubt he could do something so simple as google for a solution like that anyway
I literally cannot fathom how somebody can be so useless. Technical knowhow? To plug shit in!? Does Xanderhal have some sort of legit retardation, or is he just one of these zoom-zooms/millennials that had their parents do everything for them until like 25 so now they have no idea how to be a human.
 
yeah I don't think that makes someone a bad or malicious person (although maybe incompetent).

I apply "the grandma rule" to this sort of shit - if my/your grandma lost access to her accounts or got scammed over the phone, would I sit there and think "she's a bad person or an idiot"? No.

I haven't read most of the OP so I don't know the rest of his story, but getting your money stolen (and we live in a world where people increasingly get income online and rely on things like PayPal and their Steam wallet for "banking") sucks dick. It could happen to anyone, and I'm one of the people that gets calls from friends about their accounts/phone getting hacked and shit like that - it happens to good people and it happens to bad people, it doesn't mean they are bad people though.
No, hes very retarded lol just watch this video
 
Xanderhal is so stupid he’ d pick up a calculator and turn it on and then scream “why the fuck wont the television turn on?”

Xanderhal is so stupid, when he went to a bar and someone asked “Hey, how’s your day going?” He’d respond with “I don’t know, days don’t have wheels.”

Xanderhal is so stupid, if you told him to find the Y in a trigonometry problem, he’d just a draw a circle around it.
 
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I think at this point Xander should consider applying to a group home. How this person can survive on his own? He is so dumb: (x/a)
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If you do any business with Comcast, you're a fucking retard especially for phone service. I bet he's paying like $100 a month for his phone alone when there's much cheaper yet lesser known option available pretty much everywhere.
 
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Honestly, I don't buy this story at all. Windows updates don't just log you out of all websites and the "phone fell out of pocket" sounds equally dumb. I bet he just threw a hissyfit, smashed his phone and is pityposting to get his Discord to finance a new one.
I haven't used Windows much recently but I'm pretty sure if your drive is full then it starts clearing cached files which includes browser cache to try and get enough space to keep operating, pretty sure it's some legacy feature from when clearing that cache would actually have an impact but now the space is negligible so it just causes inconveniences for no reason basically. I can't find anything about this happening because search engines are giving me irrelevant shit but I remember it happening a few times to me and having to log into everything again when my C drive ran out of space (unless I'm retarded and experiencing delusions).
 
I haven't used Windows much recently but I'm pretty sure if your drive is full then it starts clearing cached files which includes browser cache to try and get enough space to keep operating, pretty sure it's some legacy feature from when clearing that cache would actually have an impact but now the space is negligible so it just causes inconveniences for no reason basically. I can't find anything about this happening because search engines are giving me irrelevant shit but I remember it happening a few times to me and having to log into everything again when my C drive ran out of space (unless I'm retarded and experiencing delusions).
Not sure what you're on about here. Windows isn't gonna arbitrarily delete session tokens or caches of a browser, or any other software for that matter, just because the volume it is installed on is full, it would just error out during the installation of the update.
 
Just remembered while watching the latest MATI, that Xanderhal lives with his parents, pretty sure he could borrow one of their phone to solve this very difficult issue of getting back his Google account.
 
Xanderhal is really stupid. So stupid that he thinks his phone breaking is the end. Dude just get a new phone, take the sim card out of the old, put it into the new, and then try logging. Unless if he somehow trashed his sim card.
 
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Xanderhal is so stupid, when he went to a bar and someone asked “Hey, how’s your day going?” He’d respond with “I don’t know, days don’t have wheels.”
Is this the new "What's up? The Sky/Ceiling"? Would like to try saying that for kicks, but I don't want to come off as a snarky smartass.
 
So... Xandernipple had to give a take on Harry Sisson and it's not surprising: basically he says these women are falsely accusing Harry, because the people reporting on it are conservatives.
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Funny how leftoids, suddenly care about false accusations against men, when the man is a leftoid like himself. Except in this case these accusations are actually valid. It's almost like leftoids will defend their creepy niceguys to own the chuds.
 
Funny how leftoids, suddenly care about false accusations against men, when the man is a leftoid like himself. Except in this case these accusations are actually valid. It's almost like leftoids will defend their creepy niceguys to own the chuds.

Xanderhal has used what little cash and influence he has to lure mentally ill women so it's not surprising he'd assume another leftist creator is "innocent"
 
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