DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
This current rant is absolutely delusional. He went on for about 10 minutes, but I only clipped a small segment that contains the essence of his "point":

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He really, really doesn't get it, does he? Let's sum up the points he himself(!) made:

Kino Casino:
  • Only have to work 3 days a week to make a living (and more)
  • Have people throwing thousands of dollars at them for simply turning on the stream
  • Are able to take vacations
  • Are able to cancel streams without it impacting their income
Guy who masturbated live on stream:
  • Has to work 6 days a week to make a living
  • Has to beg and guilt-trip dozens of times every single day
  • Is not able to take vacations
  • Is not able to cancels streams without it impacting his income
Gee, it almost sounds like "quality over quantity" is a thing...

But, luckily he's now finally and completely done with drama! For good! (he will break this promise within at most two hours, guaranteed)

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He even framed that rant, or at least parts of it, as a mix of "now some peepul might say... and I agree with you" and "it's your fault".
 
Phil's continuous complaining about how difficult every single thing is is the most obvious giveaway that he's genuinely very low intelligence. When I'm writing software and I have to code some very complicated thing, it's really daunting and hard to even get started. I imagine this is how DSP wrestles with everyday adult shit like opening a bank account. Just gathering your vital records and filling out a form must feel like writing something like a multimedia processor in Rust.
there are very few things that make me genuinely MATI and Phil doing tech support is one, holy fucking shit... its not just that he is very low intelligence, but its also that he wont accept he doesn't know what he's talking about and then what makes it worse is all the dentractor creators start putting out their own dog shit tech takes and very low intelligence responses just to try one up a retard and act literally the same when called out too...
 
100% just heard the bird again. Listen from 6:52:50 on Raw Phil.
Why are we only hearing these noises now after the DMs?
You guys know what is happening? lol, this is amazing

Remember when people found the WWE Champions account and were like "there's no fucking way this is real!"
Then the account just started spending tons and tons and tons and seemed to be spending even fucking more? Like who would even do that once they knew they'd been caught?

DSP is now buying even more fucking animals just to spite the trolls
Nigga is literally going to end up with like 57 exotic animals by the end of next month
 
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This retard really said one of the greatest RPGs ever made (Fallout 1) is only worthy of a "joke playthrough" because it's "old and outdated".
Despite the fact he's been playing games 6 days a week for nearly two decades, he still is only able to come up with the most retarded and uninformed opinions on games.

Sometimes I'm shocked by how uniformed and clueless he is on the industry that he makes his living on, but then I remember it's Phil. Phil will tell you the grass is blue and sky is green to feel contrarian and smart. He will tell you two entirely contrary things, black and white, within the same sentence. I stopped caring about Phil's takes on games many years ago because every single thing he says is not informed by his experiences with games, with gaming, not even by how much money he makes playing a game- it is all completely informed by his mental illnesses.

His takes are worthless not just cause they're lazy, stupid, bold-faced wrong and uninformed, they're worthless because every word that slips out of his mouth is just his mental illnesses, ego, and greed speaking. It's not even worth being upset about a video game opinion from him because in his reality and ours the games that we're speaking of are entirely different. His perception is so warped that if he sat down and played Fallout he would not have played the same game as you. He played it through a lens so distorted that you're not even thinking about the same game.
 
Despite the fact he's been playing games 6 days a week for nearly two decades, he still is only able to come up with the most retarded and uninformed opinions on games.

Sometimes I'm shocked by how uniformed and clueless he is on the industry that he makes his living on, but then I remember it's Phil. Phil will tell you the grass is blue and sky is green to feel contrarian and smart. He will tell you two entirely contrary things, black and white, within the same sentence. I stopped caring about Phil's takes on games many years ago because every single thing he says is not informed by his experiences with games, with gaming, not even by how much money he makes playing a game- it is all completely informed by his mental illnesses.

His takes are worthless not just cause they're lazy, stupid, bold-faced wrong and uninformed, they're worthless because every word that slips out of his mouth is just his mental illnesses, ego, and greed speaking. It's not even worth being upset about a video game opinion from him because in his reality and ours the games that we're speaking of are entirely different. His perception is so warped that if he sat down and played Fallout he would not have played the same game as you. He played it through a lens so distorted that you're not even thinking about the same game.
DSP plays video games?
 
Phil's continuous complaining about how difficult every single thing is is the most obvious giveaway that he's genuinely very low intelligence. When I'm writing software and I have to code some very complicated thing, it's really daunting and hard to even get started. I imagine this is how DSP wrestles with everyday adult shit like opening a bank account. Just gathering your vital records and filling out a form must feel like writing something like a multimedia processor in Rust.
I know I've said it before but he couldn't figure out the steam login page for like a good half hour back when he was setting up his new "fan donated" pc. Phil trying to code something would cause his brain to melt.
 
The new thumbnails that Phil is making (After the Darziak escape from the vortex) look amazing and full of energy. If a zoomer sees this enthusiasm on the face of a 43 year old man playing COD as a job, they're sure to click on it. But the evil pajeet Neal Mohan is burying him in the algorithm.

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This fag really thinks he is something special in this world, doesn't he? Maybe he doesn't get that when he talks about having morals versus the MOHRANS that do drama 24/7 he is comparing himself to the extreme and not to his actual peers. What about streamers like Jerma985 or Forsen? They are very similar to what Phil is minus the lolcow status and the obvious money above content mentality. Both of them do gameplay as their main content, both get money from their audience and they make it do while playing anything they want. Hell, I catch Jerma casually playing abandonware with 10k viewers. Forsen is the most stream snipped, earrape bombed motherfucker there is and he makes it his content; he just organized a tournament in PUBG for his stream snipers that spam the mic with weeb/racist songs or just general loud noises to compete, it was funny as fuck. I wonder what DSP would say if he actually sat down and disected those two, I would LOVE to hear the copium about how they are not the same, they don't have the hate against them, they got a team of people behimd them, bla bla bla.

I was going to clip the extreme money pinching today (despite being the normal around these parts) but I reduced it to one mp3 file.


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No one is out here eating morals and drinking virtue, my nigga. Everyone wants to be entertained first, the people that give you money despite this berating are trying to fight ghosts, thinking the money they give you make the other side mad.

you dont remember,

he has no peers.

He did everything himself, he was never given an easy route, no sponsors, no promoters, all hard work and dedication.
 
The new thumbnails that Phil is making (After the Darziak escape from the vortex) look amazing and full of energy. If a zoomer sees this enthusiasm on the face of a 43 year old man playing COD as a job, they're sure to click on it. But the evil pajeet Neal Mohan is burying him in the algorithm.

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The peak male form ladies and gentleman. That sound we heard yesterday wasn't a bird, it was Kat groaning in pain trying to move after Phil blew her back out. All the Mr. Universe competitors dream of one day having a chiseled physique like this.
 
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Remember this is the same nigga who did not know how to operate a washing machine til he was 36. For months, I have been saying I think Phil is dumber than Chris because at least Chris is inquisitive about things that interest him.

It is fucking unreal that this nigga does not understand BE ENTERTAINING. People give money if they are entertained. I do think I am correct, though, about his whales being stretched out. Regular whales use socks, and I think they are getting bored with using sock accounts now.

We are going to see a swift pivot from games, I think, sooner rather than later.
 
The new thumbnails that Phil is making (After the Darziak escape from the vortex) look amazing and full of energy. If a zoomer sees this enthusiasm on the face of a 43 year old man playing COD as a job, they're sure to click on it. But the evil pajeet Neal Mohan is burying him in the algorithm.

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Isn't it crazy that even his video titles are just him whining? :story:
 
Jesus, Kino ruined this man
Becoming a shambling embarrassing mess pocket watching the Kino?

All part of the king snakes plan. This is what flawless victory looks like, morons!

Also bullying and lying and drama were ok in this one instance because Phil has a meaningful relationship with bullying and lying.
 
Phil's continuous complaining about how difficult every single thing is is the most obvious giveaway that he's genuinely very low intelligence. When I'm writing software and I have to code some very complicated thing, it's really daunting and hard to even get started. I imagine this is how DSP wrestles with everyday adult shit like opening a bank account. Just gathering your vital records and filling out a form must feel like writing something like a multimedia processor in Rust.
I’d push back on this a bit. I think it’s possible for Phil to be smarter than he appears (which only makes him more detestable) but that he’s spent his whole life developing the anti-social skills to sad bastard people into doing everything for him. At some point it becomes a hardcoded part of his psychology and mannerisms.

Lazy > Stupid.
 
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