Celebrity Meghan Markle / Rachel Meghan Markle / Meghan, Duchess of Sussex / Meghan Sussex / The Alliterate One - Markle Snarkle

[Cheesegirl78]

*Janky strapless bra as the reddit ladies say

She also can't accessorize worth a damn.

Her shoes, handbags, and hats were always the wrong color and style.
The above green dress and nude heels?
The blue and white dress with the toilet-paper hat?

I'm no fashionista, but she was offered ALL the help she could need, and turned it down. I would give my left arm for that sort of help.

 

[duckling]

- Who the fuck manages to pour like that from a wooden ladel? (Nobody) this is shooped
- who the fuck holds the jar when pouring in jam (nobody)
- why is her ring always twisted away from the camera?

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New products under the beauty tab on shopmy.us/ms

I can confidently say she uses/sanctions none of these and these are just affiliate links. The price point is way, way below what she would be willing to use. She probably uses skinceuticals/sk ii/shiseido at minimum or more likely la mer/cle de peau/la prairie

 

[Cheesegirl78]

She probably uses skinceuticals/sk ii/shiseido at minimum or more likely la mer/cle de peau/la prairie

Of course.
The Ordinary and Dove are for us common folk, only the best for her leather handbag face. I've read Catherine uses mostly drugstore stuff.

 

[duckling]

Of course.
The Ordinary and Dove are for us common folk, only the best for her leather handbag face. I've read Catherine uses mostly drugstore stuff.

I thought she used the Swiss brand Karin Herzog which is about $50-$100/regular sized product

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I remember reading somewhere her stuff was mostly DS. Catherine seems thrifty, so I thought it fit.

ETA: I looked up the Karin Herzog line.
For those prices, it better make me look 25 again, mop my floors and do the laundry.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Not a lolcow, her husband is though.

 

[duckling]

So there have been rumors that Gwyneth Paltrow was shading Meghan on her Instagram reels, I didn’t post about it because I thought it was a reach. The reason I thought it was a reach is a) the evidence was tenuous at best, Gwyneth and Meghan were both just following trends and b) Gwyneth had very explicitly said in recent interviews that she does not tear down other women. Looks like Gwyneth invited Meghan over to dispel the rumor. I bet Meghan will be interviewing Gwyneth for her podcast since Gwyneth is actually a successful entrepreneur with Goop.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

thought she used the Swiss brand Karin Herzog which is about $50-$100/regular sized product

She uses a lot of Sam Chapman products, and probably doesn’t pay a dime as Sam is her London facialist.

The Gwyneth shit was a reach, because Meghan and Harry are fortunate that many of their enemies are crazy lolcows (as I said earlier today ITT). These people do nothing but kick the ball into the back of their own net. They also think the Feds told Prince Harry about their plans to create the Jan 6 mess and that there are multiple children pretending to be Archie and Lili.

Not a lolcow, her husband is though.

False. They both are.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

She uses a lot of Sam Chapman products, and probably doesn’t pay a dime as Sam is her London facialist.

The Gwyneth shit was a reach, because Meghan and Harry are fortunate that many of their enemies are crazy lolcows (as I said earlier today ITT). These people do nothing but kick the ball into the back of their own net. They also think the Feds told Prince Harry about their plans to create the Jan 6 mess and that there are multiple children pretending to be Archie and Lili.


False. They both are.

Lolcows cannot be successful. She’s successfully married her way into a royal family. She was a total fucking loser who somehow has a chance of her mutt offspring being killed by neo-Cromwell if that ever happens.

 

[duckling]

Lolcows cannot be successful. She’s successfully married her way into a royal family. She was a total fucking loser who somehow has a chance of her mutt offspring being killed by neo-Cromwell if that ever happens.

She married into the BRF and turned herself into a cow by throwing it all away because she absolutely cannot tolerate ever being told what to do. Now she’s slumming along with affiliated links on Instagram. Its hilarious. Madonna and Tara Strong both have successful careers and threads on this site.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

She married into the BRF and turned herself into a cow by throwing it all away because she absolutely cannot tolerate ever being told what to do. Now she’s slumming along with affiliated links on Instagram. Its hilarious. Madonna and Tara Strong both have successful careers and threads on this site.

I’d argue that those are aging stats struggling to deal with social media and becoming old (in Tara’s case a yenta) women. They are spiraling a bit due to their own self-image no longer being inline with their external image.

Megan girlboss, gatekept, and gaslit her way into getting Harry kicked out of the royal family and begging Jews to get her voiceover work. She is in no way a lolcow, she’s a massive mistake Harry made. She’s more proof he’s a lolcow.

This thread does come off like Beauty Parlor material so I could just not understand what women she as failure and could be wrong (but probably not).

 

[duckling]

Okay, the rest of us will continue having a good time then.

Anyways, once again the funniest thing about Meghan Markle proves to be the people who really fucking hate Meghan Markle. The /r/saintmeghanmarkle thread is in full meltdown mode, declaring Gwyneth Paltrow a has-been whose brand they are relieved to report they were always too poor to support anyways. Conspiracies abound - was this planned? Who paid off Gwyn?

Come bask in the seethe: https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMegha...7/oooo_so_it_was_all_planned_then_meghan_and/ https://archive.is/wip/UNfdE

Or, if you prefer, come gloat about another triumph pulled off by our should-be queen: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1jjwqiz/gwyneth_paltrow_makes_sure_everyone_knows_theres/ https://archive.is/wip/UbM4W

 

[TEA 3HF]

Holy shit y'all got a lot to say about a bunch of inbred Germans on a fancy chair. Damn good OP, though

 

[The Queen of Autists]

I’d argue that those are aging stats struggling to deal with social media and becoming old (in Tara’s case a yenta) women. They are spiraling a bit due to their own self-image no longer being inline with their external image.

Megan girlboss, gatekept, and gaslit her way into getting Harry kicked out of the royal family and begging Jews to get her voiceover work. She is in no way a lolcow, she’s a massive mistake Harry made. She’s more proof he’s a lolcow.

This thread does come off like Beauty Parlor material so I could just not understand what women she as failure and could be wrong (but probably not).

If you don’t think she’s an lol cow get the fuck out, we’re having fun here and aren’t stopping for you, thanks for mansplaining, you can hop along now

 

[John Andrews Stan]

New cover story with a heavily airbrushed photo that softened or completely removed the growths on her face.



Get a load of these excuses and delusions:



It’s a painful truth that all the algorithms favor polarizing and controversial subjects. But the online conversations about Maggot are more authentic than anything this bitch has ever done.



The Oprah interview was disastrous for the couple. Not to mention that no one has ever won a popularity contest against Kate. Meghan was very unstrategic to go down that road and arrogant to the point of delusion to think she stood a chance. Media outlets do love to pit women against each other, and Meghan cynically fed the beast. So spare us the fucking pity parties.



Instead she is leaning into the privilege at every step, including the nearly $200,000 wardrobe for her show. Cooking pasta with tomatoes while wearing white luxury wear just shows how much ostentatious displays of wealth mean to Meghan. She WANTS people to envy her or at least notice how rich she is. But she’ll still bitch about the inevitable backlash to such an approach.



Bingo. BTW the day they shot Mindy’s episode was only the second time Meghan had ever met her “dear friend” — and the first time was years ago for Meghan’s podcast. She’s so clearly a taker, which is probably why she’s giving us the hard sell on the idea that she’s so generous and thoughtful.



Nah. If that were true she’d have at least SOME success to her credit the past few years. The only project that got good ratings was the Netflix series where she and Harry shat on his family and turned off many former indifferent people and even fans.



She’s not human and is being treated accordingly.



I guarantee Meghan bristles when some younger, un-famous girl says they’re “proud of” her. How patronizing. Also: LOL.

 

[duckling]

New cover story with a heavily airbrushed photo that softened or completely removed the growths on her face.

I wonder when this cover was shot? She’s had some work done on her face but I never recalled her lips looking this blown out.

Regardless, I agree this had been photoshopped to flatter her, but they gave up on her freckles once they got to her necklace, lol. I saw her people cover in the supermarket the other day and she looked like her children had filled her eyebrows in and then threw her in a tub of powdered bronzer.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I wonder when this cover was shot? She’s had some work done on her face but I never recalled her lips looking this blown out.

It was taken in February on the red carpet at the Paley Center. She has her top and bottom lips very overlined.

That People cover is criminal. It almost makes me wonder if she pissed someone off there. They’ve always been a very favorable outlet for her and I’m sure they want the continued access that comes with guaranteed friendly coverage. But if she was difficult or unkind, making this the cover would be an act of petty revenge I could get behind. The amount of highlighter on her nose — for a day of gardening, no less — is ridiculous.

 

[Gorilla Tessellator II]

Let's talk about envy.
Many people claim that those who hate Meghan are simply envious because she married a prince. First of all, it's a very sexist take: not every girl dreams about marrying a prince. When I thought about it years ago if I would like to marry into a royal family, my answer was no, because right away I knew that I would not fit the role. It's not my place, I would not belong there. The idea to marry a man to gain status always felt abhorrent to me, because I wouldn't want to feel like I gained status via marriage.

I think I am not unusual to think this way, and so the claim that all of us would just want to be in her place is patently false. She has money and a nice house, but her position is clearly unfavorable, and I agree with all people who claim she has no chance to restore her reputation.
Let's go to other, even more superficial factors. I don't think she is a good fit for any skin-care brand advertising. Her skin is just not that great. I don't mean freckles here, I mean general firmness, lines, tone, etc. She is not that old, but her skin is just not doing that great.

As for other things: we were already discussing lack of hips, waist or any feminine features in her body. The picture above illustrates another glaring problem: she has a horrible posture. It's almost a hunchback. She is not fit, I think this is a typical posture of someone who doesn't exercise much. I guess it's because she didn't attend a finishing school

 

[The Queen of Autists]

An article about Harry stepping down from his charity in Africa along with everybody else from the charity because the chair woman wouldn’t step down. She’s probably the one with the problem but the comments are very interesting and there like 1000 people on some of them agreeing about Megan ruining him, that’s like ten times the activity on articles about Megan, showing people are much more interested in him than her and that they feel she was his downfall as we know.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14537049/Prince-Harry-racist-sexist-bullying-Chairwoman-charity-harassment-misogyny-QUIT.html

 

[duckling]

It was taken in February on the red carpet at the Paley Center. She has her top and bottom lips very overlined.

Yeah I do see they were over lined but what I was actually looking at was the change in the shape of her upper tubercle, that is, the upper center part of her lip, see a-d in the diagram.



Alright I’m gonna lip sperg a bit here. Naturally her upper tubercle is flat, see this pic from her “wild about Harry” vanity fair spread and another pic from 2017 where she is smiling broadly




In the recent Us cover, she had a big divot in her tubercle which is a common complication of lip filler. Now “complication” is a bit of a reach as some people actually like the clefted tubercle aesthetic - you see it a lot in Russian style or bimbofication lip filler - but in classic enhancement circles it is generally considered an undesired result.


In addition, her upper lip vermilion isn’t going all the way to her teeth which is also an overfilled complication - part of the interior of her mouth is actually being pressed and curling out from under her upper lip, leading to the lumpy edge. Her lips aren’t that big after the enhancement, but it is evident to me that her natural shape can’t handle much filler at all which is surprising because her mom is black and usually black anatomy tolerates filler quite well. I would guess she had less than 1 ml total.