2025-03-26 - OFCOM: "Advisory Letter: illegal content risk assessments - your duties under the Online Safety Act 2023"

[Rudolf's Friend]

Here's my thoughts on the situation, courtesy of @Bathrobe_dwane

@Null you should respond to them with these videos next time they decide to screw with this site.

 

[DickMain]

If the Britbong commie government is going to throw their weight around and demand Americans do as they say they can at least have the courtesy to spell 'program' correctly.

NIGGERS THE QUEEN TONGUES MY ANUS

 

[7.62x38mmR]

KYSMAXX BONGS
YOUR COUNTRY HASN'T BEEN RELEVANT IN HALF A CENTURY AND NEVER WILL BE AGAIN

 

[neger psykolog]

I’ll conduct a risk assessment of the Bri’ish:

Risk Name: Bureaucratic Braindead Faggotry
Risk Description: If the British government is permitted to continue their bullshit, then everyone will have an all-around worse time than we otherwise would’ve.
Impact: Very High
Probability: Very High

Risk Name: Moslemification
Risk Description: If Pakistani moslems continue to inbreed at a greater rate than the bri’ish reproduce overall, and more of them are permitted to migrate into Ingerland, then British culture will be irreparably destroyed.
Impact: Very High
Probability: Very High

Risk Name: Being Gay and Eating Slop
Risk Description: if British people eat Gregg’s Sausage Rolls and butter covered in beans covered in cheese beyond an acceptable threshold, they may continue to be fat, gay, and servile.
Impact: High
Probability: Very High

tbh I was hoping null would do something like this, pick the worst subforum (either A&N or DSP) and ask them to do the risk assessment and paperwork for the lulz. It's basically the same as telling them to fuck off but its funnier.

don't forget: someone gets paid to go through the paperwork and they probably have to have meetings over it

 

[Vibe_Guy]

They couldn't even enforce 13 colonies correctly. What are they going to achieve here?

A "we tried " when a tranny comes to complain about KF to UK courts.

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

I swear, every fucking time I hear about the UK's Kafka-esque bureaucracy, I immediately think of V For Vendetta (the comic).

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

Their logo is dogshit

 

[Dick Pooman]

Angloids getting "kindly regarded" once again. Love to see it.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

Maybe I'm just illiterate, but I can't even figure out what "risks" they're trying to deal with here. It feels way too vague and that's not good for a supposed legal document.

It's exactly what you would expect: everything from advocating terrorism all the way down to mean words about brown people and misgendering.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

British people waking up to a email court summoning them, then trying to log onto KF to complain only to realize their ISP blocked the site:

 

[KhorneFlakes]

Remember; the UK government regularly allows Middle Eastern men to gangrape white girls, torture them to death, and serve them up as kebab meat. But it's SHITPOSTERS who are the real danger!

An Empire, for this.

 

[Jimjam the zimzam]

so either a: the bongs implement their version of the chinese firewall and force UK ISPs to DNS block all websites that don't comply with this lunacy, or b: they realize how unenforceable this is once only faceberg and jewgle comply, and give up. or maybe both, they try, fail miserably, then quietly undo it and pretend it never happened.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

"That was a little harsh. I should add an LOL at the end."

 

[Waifu Denier]

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Next you will also tell me the police didn't ignore the grooming gangs and those minority stats are totally included.

 

[Mad Mamba]

You can take my ability to laugh at online retards from my cold dead fingers, Mr. Starmer.

 

[Kiislova]

then quietly undo it and pretend it never happened.

That is the fun thing about laws, they never seem to disappear, just get unenforced until it is convenient to enforce them back again.

 

[ScooterL]

I can see a VPN subscription in my near future

I'm amazed any sensible person in the UK isn't already using a zero-log VPN based in another country.

I'd say it's getting near the point Null should block the entire country for British readers' own good.

 

[Pill Cosby]

This is what happens when Socialists slowly take over a democracy for the Elites at Davos.

 

[4ChanPartyVan]

You can take my ability to laugh at online retards from my cold dead fingers, Mr. Starmer.

Mr? Nigger doesn't even deserve the title. Just call him Queer Starmtrooper like the fucking rest of us.

 

[Meat Target]

I swear, every fucking time I hear about the UK's Kafka-esque bureaucracy, I immediately think of V For Vendetta (the comic).

You ever notice that nearly all iconic dystopian fiction was created by Bongistanis?

When you're a race of wretched inbreds confined to a rainy, gloomy island, you grow to only find satisfaction or a sense of self-ownership by hurting and lording over other people in any way possible.