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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

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  • lol no

    Votes: 335 92.8%
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SargonF00t said:
Who is she?

Is she someone who has a show that is sektur related?
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Can’t recall if there’s been a crossover but I do recall seeing her on Twitter just posting cleavage for attention. Some comedian I think.

Also sorry Ralph she has a BF

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AltisticRight said:
Piggytits is Tweeting up a storm, oiking at Chris Brunet.

>Did you know this guy has a job
>Did you know like my scorned boyfriend Fuent, he was an IVF baby
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Retweeting paedophiles.
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Looks like he's leaving the Sektur everyone. For a total of four, or was it five hours?
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Man, lots of IVF babies in the groypher (and former groypher) sphere. Be funny if Chris and Nick Fuentes shared an IVF daddy, but Nick looks too Mexican

Going to say Jewish god-complex doctor did more favors for Chris in the paternal DNA dept than Ronnie Ralph’s schizo beer loving DNA did for Ralph. Wonder if Chris’s dad was cucked or his mom was just using an any-sperm will do donor, so whatever sperm donor at least got through med school even if he is amoral psycho. But if there was a husband involved and he thought his sperm was being used, that’s awful. (The doctor seemed to use his sperm for any of the “low sperm count” cases to get his high success rates)

(Some doctor in Utah did this too. It seems Fertility doctors using their own, or residents, baby batter wasn’t unusual from the 70’s to 90’s. I’ve read many cases, baby from NYC fertility doc, who grew up in a Jewish family discovered his father was some Irish dude. Another IVF NYC Jewish girl discovered her dad was black, when they were promised Jewish sperm. Up until the 1990’s many fertility doctors gave no fucks, since they figured nobody would know the difference anyway and people got a baby. DNA testing was a disaster for them.)

I enjoy these little narrative side streets in the sector.
 
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Well the ol' Gunt is stuck between a rock and a hard place. Wear the ballcaps go bald quicker, don't wear the cap...and holy hell, what is going on.

I was trying to think what I can respect or appreciate about Ralph, the only thing I could come up with is his ability to sit in that chair. Whether it's 4-5 hours or 12...pretty impressive. I find it hard to sit in a chair like that for even a half a fucking hour.
 
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Sam Losco's Wife said:
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His physique is increasingly bizarre. Big ol' head, narrow sloping shoulders, he's a real life Funkopop.

lester said:
I was trying to think what I can respect or appreciate about Ralph, the only thing I could come up with is his ability to sit in that chair.
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It's not so much an ability as a necessity. If you were as drunk/drugged as Ralph, you wouldn't be able to stand up either.
 
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Obscura539 said:
What’s up with the video testimonials lately? There’s been a string of them and they all look to be the same. Has Ralph lost his creativity? Maybe Amanda really was the muse for him. Sad
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Maybe he should just go and fuck an actual horse then?
 
Ralph the retard who considers himself an on the edge living outlaw, crying about the "criminal organization" Kiwi Farms, lol. Also what the fuck is "recording conversations about minor children". What does that even mean? What is a minor child? is there a major child? It's illegal to record someone talking about kids? What? I feel retarded trying to understand what he is even crying about. Did Jesse clip him talking about Xander or something?
 
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