Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

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I opened this thread expecting to just read a bit and click off forever, but then I ended up reading all 519 pages in one sitting. Whoops. Now that I've earned my PhD in BPD FTM Lesbian Jewess Studies, I just wanted to state that this is an exquisite read.

I'm shocked she has gotten away with threatening legal action multiple times, sockpuppeting more times than one can count to ban evade, and acting like a general nuisance, and yet, all she needed to stay was do a 1 minute task for a mod to personally guarantee her to not get banned and to the regulars to all change their avatar to her anime boy obsession. I'm further shocked she got other lolcows to crawl out of the woodwork to either get involved with her or even simp for her, and get threadbanned over it. There were even new weirdos who decided to cowtip and make themselves look worse than here. Despite being in a cycle of improving her life, relapsing into arguments here, apologizing, relapsing, etc she still gets users hoping for her betterment to where it isn't just a distant thought. While right this moment, everybody here is messing with her (for good reason), there was a good 50-100 pages where it was tough love, but a really supportive tough love not often seen. I could really only see something of this level if Terry A. Davis came back from the dead and he decided to post on the farms for that much supportive talk.

I'm not even mad. I'm genuinely impressed. This is a really fun read, and I only wish I got in earlier. Other than clocks, carrots, her weight, her being a child/adult, and other people using a specific avatar she's using, I wonder what else gets her going.

As I'm the exceptional individual who just read through 519 pages of a thread all at once, I can't claim to be the less retarded one at the moment. But Zoey, if you're reading this, I will give this advice only once. If you want people here to be supportive like they were before, stop replying to these topics I just listed. If you ignore it and only respond to softball posts or at least don't blow up at people, you will probably get that positive attention you were getting earlier with only very few users still egging you on as much as they are. But please don't listen to this advice. I'm enjoying this thread too much. If you're really a lolcow, this advice should fall on deaf ears, so if you ignore this and keep doing it, you are admitting you are a lolcow of your own volition.
 
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@The Strongest Haaton What a beautiful write up. I could not have expressed it better if I tried. Thank you for the great post, its freshing to read a newcomers assessment of everything that has happened.
 
all she needed to stay was do a 1 minute task for a mod to personally guarantee her to not get banned
Trombonista has also given a similar ultimatum to Emily Nicole Cassidy, all Emily had to do was draw Trombonista's favorite football player and Emily's thread would be locked. Emily did not draw the football player.

While right this moment, everybody here is messing with her (for good reason), there was a good 50-100 pages where it was tough love, but a really supportive tough love not often seen.
It can be both. Me trying to trigger her mental breakdowns are uh... a test. Yes. A test to see if she's improved. Totally.
In all seriousness though, she isn't a terrible person. There's no real reason to hate her like so many other cows on this forum. Most people here who are currently messing with her do hope she gets better, but we also want our fucking laughs damn it.

@mitsuba :3 bathtub update?
 
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