Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture

[Professor G. Raff]

Damn, I wanted to support King Quarterpounder by buying all his coffee brand coffee but I've been buying tea brand coffee this whole time...

Seriously though, it's coffee... one of the most bloated, oversaturated markets there is. Why did he even think it was a good idea to do this when he was probably doing quite well from YouTube? Hell, even the idea of 'anti-woke' coffee (which he might claim is not the case in desperation now, but was probably generally understood to be the appeal originally) is a cornered market.

Might have to become The Nickeling after this.

 

[Super Malario]

I just can't comprehend which dick at Youtube this living soyjak keeps on sucking.
I have clicked the "don't show this channel to me"-button millions of times since the days he got beat up by a faggot in dress and lost all of his "IBS-apperances" years ago and still his clickbaitslop keeps cracking through every now-and-then.
Hambly is a joke of a man and it makes me point and laugh at him even more that he has fucked up the infinite money-glitch with frivolous spending on useless passion-projects.

Suffah balding basement pisser.
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[Vapid_Idiot]

Coffee is for faggots, Monster energy drink chads rise up

 

[6MillionCoofs]

How is it that Tim Pool can seemingly (again seemingly, for all I know the Beanie Lord is in debt up to the hat) run basically the same kind of coffee venture while Quarter Pounder is flailing around like a drowning retard.

Easy. Tim at least has people that will clearly tell him he is being silly. Having someone else check stuff avoids a lot of screw ups.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

- claims his coffee company isn't dropshipped and is 100% apolitical

hope he loses all his money, what the fuck kind of statement is that lmao
"sorry boys this butter is marxist we cant buy it"

 

[mindlessobserver]

What is with Youtubers and the Coffee grift? It's not just Quartpounder. Timmy is doing it too.

 

[ChromaQuack]

It's a big risk to take to start a real business and not a bad idea

It's just a bad idea to start a business where the model is re-selling white labeled, often overpriced (even at the white label level, to say nothing of the final product) goods. Doubly so the only quote-unquote competitive advantage you hold is "streamer brand name". Triple so when it's a consumable, every day good. People are incredibly fickle about their tastes in food stuff. It'd be like you selling MATI cheese wheels. You'd be diluting your brand power by having to account for the market's tastes. You're certain to get zero sales from Americans not being able to appreciate trve evropean cheese. (slight exaggeration but you get what I mean)

Even his one competitive advantage of "streamer brand name" is weak, quarterpounder is the kind of streamer who to my knowledge is just a news reader/aggregator for topics, there's not that much sway in terms of personality to cash in on either.

I get following trends and "everyone is doing it" but a market study would have saved him $300k. Hope he learns from it.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

It's just a bad idea to start a business where the model is re-selling white labeled, often overpriced (even at the white label level, to say nothing of the final product) goods, doubly so the only quote-unquote competitive advantage you hold is "streamer brand name", triple so when it's a consumable, every day good. People are incredibly fickle about their tastes in food stuff. It'd be like you selling MATI cheese wheels, you're diluting your brand by having to deal with people possibly not liking whatever kind you chose to sell. You're certain to get zero sales from Americans not being able to appreciate trve evropean cheese.

Even his one competitive advantage of "streamer brand name" is weak, quarterpounder is the kind of streamer who to my knowledge is just a news reader/aggregator for topics, there's not that much sway in terms of personality to cash in on either.

I get following trends and "everyone is doing it" but a market study would have saved him $300k. Hope he learns from it.

If someone had a coffee company and he was able to label it for his audience, the product pipeline would make more sense.
If he had a coffee company and it was stable on its own, and his stream audience or whatever wasn't part of the business model it would make more sense.
"Monetizing your audience with generic product" is not the solution.

 

[Null]

I really want to try his coffee and compare it to off-the-shelf freeze dried Cafe` Bustello, but I gave up all caffeine for Lent and I'm not disappointing baby Jesus for Jeremy.

 

[Retink Retunk]

I remember when Tim Pool was launching his coffee shop, that never opened, and now he's trying to franchise to other people, he originally wanted to carry Hamburger's coffee but he couldn't get it down to a reasonable price. Probably because it was just white label garbage with low margins, but it's funny that Hamburger failed that grift check.

 

[mlanguishi]

What is with Youtubers and the Coffee grift? It's not just Quartpounder. Timmy is doing it too.

Well at least it's probably better than shit like Ridge wallets. The amount of nonsense I've seen shilled on these channels. And of course Critikal is shilling for SOAP of all things. That greasy motherfucker lol.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Extreme stupidity. He took the easy money he got from mumbling into a webcam on youtube and put it all into shitty coffee and other dumb business ventures. Could have just invested a % of his earnings in stocks or real estate but instead wanted to sell coffee and give money to styxhexenhammmer. Pure idiocy.

Even if he wanted to do dumb shit. You invest first and do dumb shit with all the earnings from investments. Any idiot knows that.

 

[Mullet Man]

TL: DW - Quarterpounder's 300k debt response video is, of course, simply an 11 min e-begging ad for his paypigs to bail him out and buy his coffee

- claims his coffee company isn't dropshipped and is 100% apolitical
- alleges a supplier who manufactures his K-cup boxes caught wind of his politics and deliberately delayed a 20k order to harm him economically for his Mother's Day busy period
- already had 220k in debt in trying to get coffee stocked on Amazon and wants to get his Coffee Brand Coffee on retail shelves physically within the next year
- bought an 80k machine on his CC to be able to make the K-cup boxes in-house
- apparently his personal assistant Maggie remains his PA, but also is working FT doing all the customer service for CBC
- claims coffee company has 6 employees
- is e-begging for paypigs to bail him out by marketing a "limited edition" CBC Founder's Pack consisting of: freeze dried strawberries, two sneak peeks at Spring fruit coffee flavors and a numbered, personally signed Thank You note from Hambly - for 99$
- selling 1k 99$ Founder's Packs, claims to have already moved 200 units
- seems to be redirecting proceeds from a MAGA Mixology book that was earmarked to fund a new studio to now pay off his personal debt in the unrelated coffee company

That’s on him for trying to start a coffee brand. Coffee sucks.

 

[WelperHelper99]

is e-begging for paypigs to bail him out by marketing a "limited edition" CBC Founder's Pack consisting of: freeze dried strawberries, two sneak peeks at Spring fruit coffee flavors and a numbered, personally signed Thank You note from Hambly - for 99$

Quarterpounder is really giving the kikes a run for their money, holy fuck

 

[Esquilax]

How long ago did he start this coffee venture? Guessing he wanted to buy cheap-o mystery meat beans to roast, but recently bean prices have gone up from their standard commodity prices, meaning he may have picked the worst time to start getting into the market.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Coffee is such a retarded market to try to break into for what's obviously a midwit amateur. Should've made a video game or something.

 

[AltisticRight]

THIS MORON FINANCED PART OF HIS BUSINESS ON HIS OWN FUCKING CREDIT CARD!!! HOW LEVERAGED IS THIS MOTHERFUCKER WITH THE BANKS/CREDIT UNIONS!!!! RAGS TO RICHES TO RAGS JEREMY!!!!!

>I don't know how to properly run a bare-minimum low-effort coffee drop shipping business, leftoids are to blame
The absolute pathetic state of the right wing in modern days. It's getting more and more embarrassing. From some soda company having to fund retards on Twitter to this garbage.
These events exemplify the retardation of left/right football game labels and how it's used to mark niggercattle like a scorching hot iron. It's all the same. Modern rightoids are no better than the 2014-era "social justice warriors". They both follow the same dumb playbook -- labels for an outgroup, manufactured outrage, FAT.

I don't even know where to begin. What's the market of his coffee? Like-minded rightoid morons like him would just drink energy drinks.
Coffee enthusiasts? Most of us are centre-left on social issues and increasingly, the hobby is trying to promote sustainable bean sourcing. You know, "CLIMATE CHANGE OMGGGG SO FAKE" might wipe out 80% of the bean suppliers. That's also pretty left-leaning, which goes in complete contrary to idiots who uses the term "woke".
So it's all a grift and the intended audience aren't coffee enthusiasts. Of course his business failed.

It must be so hard for an adult to take responsibility for their own failing business and learn from it in preparation for something greater. What a colossal faggot.
Total rightoid death.

 

[Double Taps]

Is coffee having a hayday or some shit? I've seen a few political commentators plugging their own coffee startups, reminds me of the black rifle coffee grift. Protein/energy supplement powders also had a phase like this not too long ago with streamers, they all had their own autistic flavor names and designs with Advanced.

 

[Slippin Kimmy]

Busy news night, damn

 

[mlanguishi]

How long ago did he start this coffee venture? Guessing he wanted to buy cheap-o mystery meat beans to roast, but recently bean prices have gone up from their standard commodity prices, meaning he may have picked the worst time to start getting into the market.

According to Grok:
Jeremy Hambly started Coffee Brand Coffee in May 2022. Specifically, he announced the opening of the online coffee shop on May 2, 2022,

I thought it was way longer than that actually. Seems like he's been talking about it forever