DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Son of Big Boss]

I see after the successful KC Arc, the writers are now back to doing the usual "Trying to go Viral to attract new dents" filler arc. *Sigh*
Well, i guess even the writers need time to cook, so let's skip these filler episodes.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

I get the feeling DSP is getting these infamous (to say the least) people to do collabs with just so if it goes bad he can say he has a reason to shit on them without looking like he is picking fights for no reason. Until that happens, having a shit eating rapist on his morals based and meaningful content is okay.

Also, with the show being hosted by two wrestling fags I can only imagine what they are coordinating on DMs for tonight.

 

[PieceofShet]

He just said that kick users, who mostly from the kino are leaving mass because kino SNAKED DSP! But I thought he snaked them!!!

 

[Ozzy Mosis]

In Phil's dented world, it's not enough to beat him. You have to beat him "the right way". A way which doesn't embarrass him and make him look like the coping retard he is. No throw loops, no corner traps, no DR extensions, no long combos, no pattern setups. You have to "impress him".

Of course he doesn't realize that the reason he gets wrecked is because he gets downloaded. He thinks his play is unique and intelligent, even when every single good player he goes against in any game realizes he struggles to block low.

He's better than the average player that much is true. You don't get to Master without being at least okay at the game. But against real competition he's a pushover because his mental is so weak. It's ironic he complains about pattern play because watching actual good players against him shows just how much he plays on automatic. That SF6 dhalsim mirror a while ago really demonstrated the difference.

This is true. I sniped him a few months back (I was playing JP, he was playing Blanka). I was watching his stream before we matched and I knew exactly how he was going to start the round, and that he'd EX Up-ball when faced with any corner pressure. He just called me a mouth-breathing pattern player.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

This is true. I sniped him a few months back (I was playing JP, he was playing Blanka). I was watching his stream before we matched and I knew exactly how he was going to start the round, and that he'd EX Up-ball when faced with any corner pressure. He just called me a mouth-breathing pattern player.

a-log alert!!!!

 

[MAWBD2]

He just said that kick users, who mostly from the kino are leaving mass because kino SNAKED DSP! But I thought he snaked them!!!

Pigroach is like Schroedinger's cat, he is both snaking and is snaked the same time.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

MODS, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

 

[Looney Troons]

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He also has to plead for sahpport

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I also say it’s his lack of empathy. I remember one guy sent a super chat saying “he was scared his friend could have been hurt in a shooting in his home town”. Phil did his hollow “thinks for the super chat”, ignore the message, then started to talk about his NEW AND IMPROVE SET UP. it’s like the food bank where he was complaining about it. Really Phil? Making fun of the hungry is cold hearted and makes him looks like an self centered asshole. Phil grew up getting everything he wanted besides the Wolverine action figure and he still hates his parents over it.

phil is definitely a sociopath. maybe not to an extreme but he definitely doesnt give a single fuck about anyone other than himself, not even his own parents

 

[LuchaZombie]

He just said that kick users, who mostly from the kino are leaving mass because kino SNAKED DSP! But I thought he snaked them!!

He did! He snaked them so hard he banned their names in his chat, bans anybody that brings them up and deleted that King Retard Snake stream.

I know he said he was done with drama and he still brings them up daily but that’s just to keep the memory of his historical snaking alive.

I mean, what other evidence do you need?

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Tonight is the Gout & Gunt Show. I'm hoping for some gold dust.

 

[draculapenis]

He stole the lazy anti-woke gaymer react-style shit from Side Scrollers, he stole the double-ironic (not actually ironic) begging from Kino Casino, and now inshallah we get to see Phil start hollerin racial slurs like the Ralphamale

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I think this is one of the main reasons so many people just don't like phil. Growing up we all knew that kid who was miserable to play video games with- if he lost it was always because the controller is messed up, the game was glitching, he has a headache, he just ate so he's hands are slippery, etc but when he wins, he's the greatest player ever and he'll brag constantly about how good he is. People see phil raging at games and blaming everything but himself and he perfectly embodies the kid we all hated growing up.

The thing is the kid we all knew acting like that probably grew out of it by the time he was in his early teens, phil is in his 40s and still acts like an entitled child playing video games. Its just so easy to not like Phil, and this isn't even touching on all the dishonesty and stuff like that.

It was all fun seeing him in his 30s still doing this, but he has grown beyond the issues he normally has with videogames and extended it to some weird new milestone in his life called adulthood where he does exactly the same shit he does with a videogame, with everything else.

The blue collar, hard worker talk is going to piss a lot of people off whoever catch him saying that crap. It's one thing to say you pressed a button or didn't, it's another to claim something you do as actual hard working, manual labor.

All fun and good until this guy tries to gaslight everyone and tell you how the real world works when he has been sittin in a fuckin' chair 6 days a week telling you how smart he is lookin the way he does.

 

[Niggernerd]

Only Phil can get a cohost who happens to also like alcohol, poop and wrestling. What a world

 

[#lurker]

Listening to today's pahdcast as background noise. It genuinely gives me financial anxiety to hear that his long term plan is to just take out a second mortgage. He will never live a single day of his life where he isn't worrying about bills and money. This is why you shouldn't get angry at him getting donations. He lives in hell.

 

[Seaside Ronin]

Tonight is the Gout & Gunt Show. I'm hoping for some gold dust.

I cannot wait for this

The fact it's in the evening means the chances of Ralph coming in shittered and pilled up are much higher.

 

[Gator_Aids]

I get the feeling DSP is getting these infamous (to say the least) people to do collabs with just so if it goes bad he can say he has a reason to shit on them without looking like he is picking fights for no reason. Until that happens, having a shit eating rapist on his morals based and meaningful content is okay.

Also, with the show being hosted by two wrestling fags I can only imagine what they are coordinating on DMs for tonight.

This is the worst possible thing Phil can do. All of these guys know the real money is in going to war with Phil. All of this is pretense until Phil says something stupid and they can spend a week or two grifting on putting “destroy DSP” in their stream titles.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This retard is whining about his kitchen again. I guess blowing money on cameras and a new PC is someone else’s problem.

 

[Kier Starmer]

The thing is with Phil's bankruptcy, a bank won't even touch him for a second mortgage. How the fuck do you just snap away $70k and not even save any for taxes?

The fact that he said it said it was like equity he had was wild. He also told us that he confirmed a few of our theories were correct, and he had an estimation. The assessor told him too they need to renovate pretty much everything, as it is a 30-year-old house and has no alterations. He should just sell now and leave, but with the damage and a rework, he will get a ton of lowballs, and no one will overpay.

The thing is, if you do it yourself, you can do a kitchen refit for 000's and not 0000's.

 

[Kheapathic]

The thing is, if you do it yourself, you can do a kitchen refit for 000's and not 0000's.

Yes, but would trust Phil with any sort of tool; I wouldn't trust him to turn off the gas or electrical if we're gonna tear into walls, I wouldn't even trust him to give me a proper tape measure reading to determine dimensions.

Edit: Also, why the fuck is this retard playing a new game. Yes, you dropped AC Shadows, but fucking focus on something you're already working on you fucking retard.