Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[East_Clintwood]

I was browsing a pirate site totally legit streaming service earlier. I can't believe you people never told me Pat starred in a movie:

 

[Judge Holden]

The pig is awake, and is talking about his fuck nozzle


Incidentally you have fatrick's fixation with aping bongland comedy retards to thank for his "[INSERT CURSE WORD/PEJORATIVE HERE] waffle/nozzle/muffin/stick/sausage" schtick, as this has been the effective calling card for shrill John Oliver types for like twenty years or more

 

[AltisticRight]

Wrong as always, Porque Squealer. The Corolla is also made in the US. And they likely outperform Lazy Susan the Rustang too.

Based Orange man is one of us (r/fuckcars), suffa fatrick. Enjoy walking 5 minutes to your local grocery and stroking out because you're FAT.
>used cars exist...
shush
Don't tell Fatrick he's a dumb-dumb.

 

[(°▽°)]

Alright, slight PL here, but I'm a geologist in Wisconsin. We've been trying to figure out the source of the odd seismic activity that happened last week and I may have an idea of the potential source.

Does anyone here know how much Patrick weighs? A rough estimate is fine.

If you're looking at activity that's less than a 7 or 8 on the Richter scale, you can conclusively eliminate Patrick as the source.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

People are dying because the Mustang is still in production?

They reused the Mustang brand on a boring electric crossover SUV. Ford II must be spinning in his grave.

"Patrick, you are smart, gainfully employed, and love and support your daughter."
"NoooOOOooo, child."
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Wrong as always, Porque Squealer. The Corolla is also made in the US. And they likely outperform Lazy Susan the Rustang too.
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Actually the real reason is the cash for clunkers program killed the used cars market, so there's barely any shitboxes. Destroying perfectly good cheap cars for a meagre 0.6-0.7 MPG increase and an emissions reduction of 0.4%.

 

[cuttysnark]

Cash for Clunkers took 700,000 cars total.

Some of those cars certainly would have been on the road for a few more years, but that’s not enough impact that it would make a meaningful difference in the supply of cars 16 years later.

 

[femoralcanal]

Where does it say only Studio Ghibli gets to have fun?


From Brotherman AntSucks

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Where's Tiny Tim in 9/11?

 

[femoralcanal]

Snip

This cunt doing the " evil woman boosting an account displaying the N word" while putting just half a red pixel over the letter "i" in nigger and calling it a day is such a fat hypocrite... he does it every time.

My theory is he craves to publicly use actual slurs instead of N-word, R-word, etc. Since he can't, this is a way to get his juices flowing while pretending to whiteknight.

And while we are mentioning him chastising others for "boosting awful things", a Brotherman reminds us of this fucking gem:

Spoiler: NSFW

What a life, man. What a life...

 

[i440BX]

Is Kyle Tomlinson twitter account a pest or his real brother? I think 70% chance of being a pest.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Is Kyle Tomlinson twitter account a pest or his real brother? I think 70% chance of being a pest.

Are you retarded?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Really looking forward to Tiny Tim: Red Rain on London. Save me, Tim, the urchin begged. Broken in body, mind, and anus by Fagin. Soon, my child, I shall take my revenge for all Miss Havisham's orphan boys, blighted by her inventively cruel sexual games. Scrooge's assassin (Pip) will not enjoy prison.

 

[FinnSven]

Is Kyle Tomlinson twitter account a pest or his real brother? I think 70% chance of being a pest.

You are not a real Kiwifarmer, Child.

You have been instructed on many occasions to not sneed on this forum.

Doing so further will constitute felony sneeding.

Enjoy pink triangle, stalker.

 

[Post Reply]

Why, yes. That looks like our gang tat, Patrick.

 

[i440BX]

You are not a real Kiwifarmer, Child.

You have been instructed on many occasions to not sneed on this forum.

Doing so further will constitute felony sneeding.

Enjoy pink triangle, stalker.

Sneed.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

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This cunt doing the " evil woman boosting an account displaying the N word" while putting just half a red pixel over the letter "i" in nigger and calling it a day is such a fat hypocrite... he does it every time.

My theory is he craves to publicly use actual slurs instead of N-word, R-word, etc. Since he can't, this is a way to get his juices flowing while pretending to whiteknight.

And while we are mentioning him chastising others for "boosting awful things", a Brotherman reminds us of this fucking gem:

Spoiler: NSFW

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What a life, man. What a life...

Oh wow, queer as an insult this is a good pile of shit to rub his nose in.

 

[dj0449674]

"Patrick, you are smart, gainfully employed, and love and support your daughter."
"NoooOOOooo, child."
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Wrong as always, Porque Squealer. The Corolla is also made in the US. And they likely outperform Lazy Susan the Rustang too.
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Democrats CAFE standards made it impossible to buy a small entry level car in the US.

In 2016 a Honda Civic 4 door was $16.5k, they start at $25,000 and good luck at getting one at that price.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Oh wow, queer as an insult this is a good pile of shit to rub his nose in.

I was staring really hard at the letters on his handle to be sure if that was or wasn't him because that almost seemed like a pest parody follow-up from a short-lived impersonation account. I'm still not sure if it was stea L thygeek or stea I thygeek. I know pat is a contradictory ffwbt but I don't think queer is in his wheelhouse. Fuck nugget, idiot, moron, shit stain, all those milquetoast "it's a bad word" insults are his speed. I wouldn't expect a fag, a queer, even a retard to leave his porky fingers or his mouth.

All that being said fatter things have happened.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

I was staring really hard at the letters on his handle to be sure if that was or wasn't him because that almost seemed like a pest parody follow-up from a short-lived impersonation account. I'm still not sure if it was stea L thygeek or stea I thygeek. I know pat is a contradictory ffwbt but I don't think queer is in his wheelhouse. Fuck nugget, idiot, moron, shit stain, all those milquetoast "it's a bad word" insults are his speed. I wouldn't expect a fag, a queer, even a retard to leave his porky fingers or his mouth.

All that being said fatter things have happened.

The thing is we all know that Patrick is dying to use some real gamer words. He wants to call Leslie a cunt, shout 'nigger' at Boomia, and call all the Pests a bunch of retards. Alas, he cannot, so he sounds like a flaming niggerfaggot instead.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

More squabbling with Queen Leslie on Bluesky. Multiple different argument threads.