Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

Does this halfwit forget that the pair of them sat in a hot tub in their underwear, planting big wet ones on each other's faces while they flaunted their rank effeminacy for the world to see?

That’s not how it happened. Nick was 100 percent the aggressor and Aaron looked extremely uncomfortable as Nick touched and tried to kiss and lick him. It was absolutely vile.

 

[AnOminous]

Is this a new pic?
Anorexic exhibitionist can't help but show off his skeletal torso. Disgusting.

He's mighty proud to look like a homeless homosexual meth addict covered in jail tattoos.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

is it just the lighting or is his right eye dilated but not the left

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Good grief, this looks like those pictures of Jonathan Yaniv’s uneven googly eyes. Is Nick going to start wearing used pads next?

 

[john marston]

Nick Rekieta's fans are really something else. That's a really creepy para-social relationship on display right there. That random faggot thinks Rekieta is his friend.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, Ricky Rackets the Rail King is high and looking for women and children to violate. Wouldn't it be something if this is what gets him caught?

 

[Vibralldo]

He's mighty proud to look like a homeless homosexual meth addict covered in jail tattoos.

Nick's literally got a fetish for exposing people to his degeneracy against their will

 

[Swole McPole]

Damn, his eyes look dead inside. I'm starting to believe all that bollocks about attempted suicide now.

That’s not how it happened. Nick was 100 percent the aggressor and Aaron looked extremely uncomfortable as Nick touched and tried to kiss and lick him. It was absolutely vile.

It was vile, but as I saw it, Aaron was Nick's paid-for fuckboy. He might have been a little squirmy, but if his choice was to let Nick kiss and fondle him in public, or put his hand in his own pocket to pay for his Molly and Cocaine, Aaron was happy to put up with a little hanky-panky.
Definitely uncomfortable though, yeah.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

https://www.instagram.com/p/DHtcnMDJ25b/?igsh=bmEyc3BnYndxMXlh

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lol

Yeah, this was a bull run. Nick looks run through and Kayla has her Jamaican glow.

 

[Vibralldo]

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Nick Rekieta's fans are really something else. That's a really creepy para-social relationship on display right there. That random faggot thinks Rekieta is his friend.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, Ricky Rackets the Rail King is high and looking for women and children to violate. Wouldn't it be something if this is what gets him caught?

He should ask John about what Nick thinks of his friends

 

[Maraschino]

Is that poop drops on junkie's right shoulder?

Shit. It's literally AI deciding that in the process of trying to fix Nick's fucked up face, that it recognized his tattoos are SHIT.

Those eyeballs look so unnatural and painted lmfao.

His eyes remind me of "shark eyes", someone who's secretly an unhinged fucking psychopath, where you can't tell exactly what's wrong with them, but you know just from looking at them that what's on the face is detached from something underneath that should be there but just...isn't. Like a demon wearing the face of a human.

Except it isn't secret, because too many people (unfortunately for Nick) know how much of a fucked up and vile individual he is, and his attempts to win rhetorically are being slapped the fuck down, like he should've been, repeatedly, with a fucking hammer.

 

[AnOminous]

Like a demon wearing the face of a human.

Like Patrick Bateman, but a really scrawny, gay Patrick Bateman whose morning routine involves a line of cocaine and a single Dorito, followed by repeatedly punching himself in the face and screaming about Aaron's penis.

 

[Melty Butter]

They have Great Wolf Lodges all over the country. I'm assuming they went to the one in Bloomington, Minnesota then ditched the kids in the hotel for some degenerate swinger event in Minneapolis.
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Confirmed:
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He got a deal!

From poking around it looks like 2 nights mid-week in a Grizzly Suite (entry level for 7 people) + optional meal credits - discount is about $1,800.

 

[Chazzed Up]

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Nick Rekieta's fans are really something else. That's a really creepy para-social relationship on display right there. That random faggot thinks Rekieta is his friend.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, Ricky Rackets the Rail King is high and looking for women and children to violate. Wouldn't it be something if this is what gets him caught?

I genuinely don't get what these remaining urchins get out of Nick. Nick doesn't even stream anymore. He basically Livejournal posts and these guys give him reassurance. He didn't even give them the Locals gift. The ultimate retarded marks.

 

[Depressed_Oni]

The easiest way would be for him to serve jail time because he relapsed

Nick actually serving time would be enough to convince me to make him lolcow eternal. A normal seething crashout wouldn't qualify because Ralph's been crashing out way harder

My thought is, and this is just me thinking out loud, is that the next month and a half Nitro Nick will strut around after the plea deal, say he was innocent and that he’s a good boy. I think his hubris will get the best of him, he will get into a traffic/car related incident and be busted with coke/alcohol/weird shit in his car and destroy the plea deal. After he gets carted off to jail for a light sentence (courtesy of mom and dad) he will forever be the Lolcow lord and win Lolcow of the year for 400 years.

 

[Vibralldo]

My thought is, and this is just me thinking out loud, is that the next month and a half Nitro Nick will strut around after the plea deal, say he was innocent and that he’s a good boy. I think his hubris will get the best of him, he will get into a traffic/car related incident and be busted with coke/alcohol/weird shit in his car and destroy the plea deal. After he gets carted off to jail for a light sentence (courtesy of mom and dad) he will forever be the Lolcow lord and win Lolcow of the year for 400 years.

I wish him 1,000,000 lolcow of the year awards

 

[del_toid]

I genuinely don't get what these remaining urchins get out of Nick. Nick doesn't even stream anymore. He basically Livejournal posts and these guys give him reassurance. He didn't even give them the Locals gift. The ultimate retarded marks.

I think it really is just a parasocial thing. They dont see him as a streamer, but as a figure or a friend. If you met them in real life, they would probably be super dysfunctional autistic guys like you see at streamer meetups.

 

[Lian Xing]

But yeah, Nick thought he could teach the world how to live happily ever after. It’s fucking insane.

If you haven't reduced or eliminated your alcohol consumption after watching Nick crater into the ground, you have learned exactly nothing from this whole ordeal.

 

[AnOminous]

I genuinely don't get what these remaining urchins get out of Nick. Nick doesn't even stream anymore. He basically Livejournal posts and these guys give him reassurance. He didn't even give them the Locals gift. The ultimate retarded marks.

And even when they're trying to be sympathetic, he spits in their faces and insults them.

What pathetic simps. Who the fuck is even stupid enough to suck on this skelly's Balldo at this point?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I genuinely don't get what these remaining urchins get out of Nick. Nick doesn't even stream anymore. He basically Livejournal posts and these guys give him reassurance. He didn't even give them the Locals gift. The ultimate retarded marks.

retards who can't admit they were wrong.
They have to double down because being wrong is worse to them somehow.

 

[dont step on snack]

If you haven't reduced or eliminated your alcohol consumption after watching Nick crater into the ground, you have learned exactly nothing from this whole ordeal.

If you required Nick as an example, to not Polysubstance abuse, you are probably lost either way. *grammar

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Who the fuck is even stupid enough to suck on this skelly's Balldo at this point?

Nick got the die-hard fans he deserves. I’d be shocked if the entire gaggle of them could break three digits for IQ points.