Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

Furry killer said:
You should hear/see him in his little FB group of trusted friends, "WE need to get ME a new Xbox", "WE need to get ME a new PC", "WE need to get the trolls away from ME", all day every day. Do this for "ME", do that for "ME", he is not asking either, he is issuing demands/orders.
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"ME ME ME" coming from the guy who consistently says he's the nicest guy you'll ever meet, will drop everything he's doing to help his friends, or give you $20 or the shirt off his back if you needed it.
 
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Part 3: 'I don't know what to do...'
Long story short, Chance, after you told Marty to 'kill himself' multiple times and multiple predatory things, plus flashing, you should be held accountable.
There was one solution for you, leave the internet.
But that solution is long gone, you decroded portion of a human being.
 
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William Burris said:
Part 3: 'I don't know what to do...'
Long story short, Chance, after you told Marty to 'kill himself' multiple times and multiple predatory things, plus flashing, you should be held accountable.
There was one solution for you, leave the internet.
But that solution is long gone, you decroded portion of a human being.
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It's not about what he should do but rather what he wants to do. That's the thing with Chance - he'll spit in the eye of good advice in favor of what he wants above all else, consequences be damned. When that doesn't pan out he plays the victim until he either gets his way or he gets so thoroughly fucked there's just no alternative other than activating apeshit rage mode.

Honestly the little retard would make a great case study in how low IQ mongloids go about manipulating others to their own ends because they're too fucking stupid or arrogant to accomplish their goals themselves.
 
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Typhlosion Tuesdays said:
An interesting possibility I've never seen anyone suggest before is Cyraxx living with someone else. Like when he finally no longer can live in his Akron home, what if instead of him dying on the street or being part of an assisted living situation, he lives with one of his many little brothers? Some buddy troll is gonna be desperate enough. We could only hope they livestream every moment.
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Send him to Detroit.
 
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9 to 5 @ the Morgue said:
Not only was I hoping this was the case but I was playing out how it would happen and how all that would go down after wards in my head. I'm pretty disappointed. I mean this is the best ending possible they all deserve it.
I was playing out that he'd either push her down the stairs like he claimed he'd do to ed or he'd fuck up his attack and she'd use that gun and do us all a favor
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I keep imagining Raxx taking Sally hostage with a stylus while in a standoff with APD. One arm around her collar bone, the other holding the stylus, pressing it into her neck while standing on a stool to reach that high.
*Chance, this is Detective William Gloryhole with the Akron Police Department. Put the stylus down and go to bed, little man*
Chance tilts his head to the right, just barely peeking over Sally’s shoulder “No, vitch, I demand an Xbox, a power wheel for adults and a new gaming PC or I’ll do it!! DO YOU WANT ME TO DO IT?!?!”
*Chance, you’re only making things worse! Put the stylus down and go to bed! World’s worst grandson!*
As he presses the stylus harder into Sally’s triple chin, Raxx screams “I just want my life back! I screamed for help! You didn’t do anything to stop the trolls, vitch! I just wanted help!”
*Detective Gloryhole yells out to Raxx “we were the trolls all along!” then looks to his right, and gives a subtle nod to SWAT Officer Nicholas Biegler who is on sniper duty.*
*BANG*
Chance’s head explodes as a .338 Lapua ice bullet strikes him directly between his googly eyes. Scabs, skullet and rotten teeth fly everywhere. A brain the size of a walnut sloughs to the ground and Raxx’s body collapses on the ground into the dead baby pig still in the mother’s fetal sack position.
*”Well, Officer Nick, we finally assassinated the goblin.” Says Det. Gloryhole. Officer Biegler nods in agreement “first attempt was that kid that we accidentally shot down the street from Raxx’s, an unfortunate case of mistaken identity. Then we failed to snipe him from his window on stream, the white powder we mailed to him, all failures until now, we finally got the little fucker”*

The APD collectively laughs as they blast “Street Racing Scene”, get in their cruisers and drift and zip zip zoom to the donut shop. “This one’s for you, Candall” says Det. Gloryhole as he raises his Dunkin Donut coffe up for a cheers. Officer Biegler smiles, lifts his coffe up and taps Gloryhole’s cup “also to my darling Jaime who passed from this world too soon. Raxx will never get the chance to ask for her nudes again. Thankfully we faked my death and broke all his toys to drive him to insanity, and it worked.”
 
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Typhlosion Tuesdays said:
An interesting possibility I've never seen anyone suggest before is Cyraxx living with someone else. Like when he finally no longer can live in his Akron home, what if instead of him dying on the street or being part of an assisted living situation, he lives with one of his many little brothers? Some buddy troll is gonna be desperate enough. We could only hope they livestream every moment.
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I remember when there was that couple that was going to take Chris chan in. I think they bought him a switch said don't post our names. Their interactions with Chris was like, no the the people that hate Chris are right, this guy sucks. I can see someone keeping the goblin as pet.
 
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Clint was his save-everything solution for him and he tried to get on with his wife behind his back...

Point is if someone is retarded enough to take in Cyraxx they will regret it soon enough. If there is a child he will 100% molest it, same with any pets, if there is a woman he will 100% try to fuck and abuse them and he will demand endless toys like in the dms and the rig sagas, demand them to make Goblin Defense videos etc...

Cyraxx cant hold himself back, his rage, lust and infinite entitlement will make any house he slithers in a piece of hell.
 
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Furry killer said:
His plan was, until yesterday, to go live with Clint in Australia when Sally passes away. According to Chance it's a agreed upon deal between him and Clint.
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I doubt that this Clint character ever truly entertained Chance living with him. It is likely a platitude to shut Chance up.

Moving, even if he brought nothing, is impossible for Raxx because it takes significant time, money, and attention to detail. Anyone who spends time encountering the little mutant knows he is effectively worthless and incapable of doing anything by himself. He would have to navigate getting a passport, doing visa paperwork, the actual travel, which will require at least one transfer in a major airport (but probably more like two or three). Cost of all of this, plus the ticket itself, which will be expensive....... only to exist in a more hostile and expensive environment with no income, no skills, nothing.

Maybe the aborigines can take him in. He can get those tribal tattoos and do WWE style promos about Aussies living on stolen land.

Clint, if he even exists, has never considered Chance in Australia being a reality.
 
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Norwegian Trailer Trash said:
I doubt that this Clint character ever truly entertained Chance living with him. It is likely a platitude to shut Chance up.

Moving, even if he brought nothing, is impossible for Raxx because it takes significant time, money, and attention to detail. Anyone who spends time encountering the little mutant knows he is effectively worthless and incapable of doing anything by himself. He would have to navigate getting a passport, doing visa paperwork, the actual travel, which will require at least one transfer in a major airport (but probably more like two or three). Cost of all of this, plus the ticket itself, which will be expensive....... only to exist in a more hostile and expensive environment with no income, no skills, nothing.

Maybe the aborigines can take him in. He can get those tribal tattoos and do WWE style promos about Aussies living on stolen land.

Clint, if he even exists, has never considered Chance in Australia being a reality.
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Can Cyraxx even point Australia in a map?
 
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Norwegian Trailer Trash said:
I doubt that this Clint character ever truly entertained Chance living with him. It is likely a platitude to shut Chance up.

Moving, even if he brought nothing, is impossible for Raxx because it takes significant time, money, and attention to detail. Anyone who spends time encountering the little mutant knows he is effectively worthless and incapable of doing anything by himself. He would have to navigate getting a passport, doing visa paperwork, the actual travel, which will require at least one transfer in a major airport (but probably more like two or three). Cost of all of this, plus the ticket itself, which will be expensive....... only to exist in a more hostile and expensive environment with no income, no skills, nothing.

Maybe the aborigines can take him in. He can get those tribal tattoos and do WWE style promos about Aussies living on stolen land.

Clint, if he even exists, has never considered Chance in Australia being a reality.
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Imagine Cyraxx trying to hunt with a boomerang. Hours of entertainment
 
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Norwegian Trailer Trash said:
I doubt that this Clint character ever truly entertained Chance living with him. It is likely a platitude to shut Chance up.

Moving, even if he brought nothing, is impossible for Raxx because it takes significant time, money, and attention to detail. Anyone who spends time encountering the little mutant knows he is effectively worthless and incapable of doing anything by himself. He would have to navigate getting a passport, doing visa paperwork, the actual travel, which will require at least one transfer in a major airport (but probably more like two or three). Cost of all of this, plus the ticket itself, which will be expensive....... only to exist in a more hostile and expensive environment with no income, no skills, nothing.

Maybe the aborigines can take him in. He can get those tribal tattoos and do WWE style promos about Aussies living on stolen land.

Clint, if he even exists, has never considered Chance in Australia being a reality.
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Its not about Cyraxx being able to go there, we all know he couldnt.


Its about him full heartedly believing that Clint is his last hope, as the strayan ban letter reaction shows, to live somewhere after Sally goes and still going behind his back, betraying him and trying to fuck his wife.

Cyraxx will always bite and try to tear off the hand that feeds him.
 
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