Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

Why Ground Zero?​

There is literally a Bondage Event in less than 2 days...
Jesus Christ

He owns two copies of The Balldo (tm) -- a silicon device that's strapped to a guy's scrotum.
He owns a "field kit", a suitcase full of sex toys they use on each other. The suitcase travels with the family. Once they had to spread the luggage out because the consoomers bought too many clothes. The TSA had to check their luggage, taking the family's sex toys out for examination. It turns out that a lawyer (at the time) was too stupid to understand flight rules. Vibrators need batteries and you can't just check that in. Whether to Skelly's dismay or excitement, their battery powered sex toys must be carried with them onto the plane. Oh, and yeah -- if you were wondering, the children were there as well.

He owns a collapsible St. Andrew's cross. A bondage sex cross named after Saint Andrew.
Saint Andrew was persecuted by the Greeks where he was bound to a cross. This cross is also featured as the flag of Scotland.
Of course when some coombrained freaks saw this, their immediate response was to create a sex contraption and name it after a Christian saint.


He followed some Russian rope shop. Not that kind of rope like skipping ropes or ones used to tie down a boat, that type of ropes.

She's not selling scented candles to accentuate the atmosphere. Those candles are used for... go google it. I wish I didn't do that when I first saw this.

He followed a Brazilian "motel" with a particular theme.
Don't let the name fool you, they're not talking about magic shows or autistic yugioh cards.

Here's one of their rooms. A bed that's caged with bondage equipment on all four corners. Go figure the logistics of such a bed.


Summing up, does Nitrous Nick visiting some BDSM event still seem out of character? Does it still sound like fan fiction, or an educated deduction from the resources we have?
You be the judge. (Sentence him to the chair please.)

What I didn't mention in depth:
- Visiting Hedonism II twice
- Gay 90s nightclub underwear dances
- Claiming gay men would hit on him. Out of curiosity and extreme autism, I showed his photo to some gay people I know, none of them said they'll consider, let alone "hitting on him".
- Pure Pleasure
- Edit: he also wanted to build a sex dungeon. I'm sure I left out more.
- The fact his freaky sexual escapades warrants an entire long post should tell you something.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Real talk: There’s no way Nick is having better sex than those of us who aren’t devoting more than half of our waking hours to fixating on sex and digging into an ever-expanding list of novel degeneracy.

There’s no way any of this is worth it. Just like the cocaine Qover was not worth losing his kids over.

But he will never, ever stop. He’s not just doing it to thumb his nose at us. Nick is using perversions as a way to avoid doing right by his children and getting his life together.

And he actually thinks we’re jealous. LOL.

 

[sherwoods110]

They have Great Wolf Lodges all over the country. I'm assuming they went to the one in Bloomington, Minnesota then ditched the kids in the hotel for some degenerate swinger event in Minneapolis.
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Oh, I'm a dummy. I didn't realize it was a chain, so I thought the Wisconsin Dells location was the only one. This makes more sense.

 

[Folgers Can]

The discolorations on his skin are really something:

I know it's probably sun damage but AIDS is funnier:

In particular it sure is something how they're neatly lined up parallel to the seams of all those gay wifebeaters he's always wearing:



If you've seen it before, you will immediately be reminded of another condition consistent with this seam-adjacent pattern, and it sure fits the bill considering what's already known about the sort of fetid squalor he calls home:


[L]

Sadly Nick's notoriously tiny Korean laundry machines won't be capable of eradicating this infestation, but hopefully at least Great Wolf Lodge is equipped to fumigate his suite for the safety of other guests.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

that type of ropes.

Weird decision, I thought he would bite a bullet.

 

[AltisticRight]

Weird decision, I thought he would bite a bullet.

He's about 41% closer to becoming Nichole already.

 

[East_Clintwood]

eal talk: There’s no way Nick is having better sex than those of us who aren’t devoting more than half of our waking hours to fixating on sex and digging into an ever-expanding list of novel degeneracy.

Of course he's not. People who have fulfilling sex lives are not desperately trying every perverted trick in the book "to spce things up", because they don't need to.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Those candles are used for... go google it

It's called "waxplay" in the universe of coombrains.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Following Nick's Breadcrumbs ​

this is my 2 minute Google search theory and is probably wrong

Nick, as many have pointed out loves leaving breadcrumbs, it's part of his exhibitionist lifestyle.
Yet he also whines when people do dig into it, so let's do that.

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The Great Wolf Lodge​

Nick is staying at a Great Wolf Lodge in Minnesota. Probably this one, as it's the only one I could find.

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Ground Zero​

So that leaves us with a huge search...where in the area could there be a degenerate club for Nick-aaaand I found one Google in 0.7 secs.

WELCOME TO GROUND ZERO
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Where is Ground Zero?​

Literally a 20 minute drive from the Lodge...leave the kids, strap on the Balldo™, get whipped, get back in time for the buffet!
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Why Ground Zero?​

There is literally a Bondage Event in less than 2 days...
Jesus Christ
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Curious what you guys think.
This is all just my speculation.

Pretty sure we've talked about Ground Zero before. And Bondage-a-go-go isn't an event so much as a regular thing there.

Not saying they wouldn't go (there is an opportunity for a little public whipping, after all) but just as likely there's some Lifestyle party. Or a munch or maybe some tantric couples event for them to "heal their marriage."

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

maybe they're just going to denny's

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Real talk: There’s no way Nick is having better sex than those of us who aren’t devoting more than half of our waking hours to fixating on sex and digging into an ever-expanding list of novel degeneracy.

The man travels with a suitcase of sex toys and had to watch his wife make strange noises he never heard before while she was getting plowed by another man. That’s not a high bar to set.

 

[Vibralldo]

Following Nick's Breadcrumbs ​

this is my 2 minute Google search theory and is probably wrong

Nick, as many have pointed out loves leaving breadcrumbs, it's part of his exhibitionist lifestyle.
Yet he also whines when people do dig into it, so let's do that.

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The Great Wolf Lodge​

Nick is staying at a Great Wolf Lodge in Minnesota. Probably this one, as it's the only one I could find.

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Ground Zero​

So that leaves us with a huge search...where in the area could there be a degenerate club for Nick-aaaand I found one Google in 0.7 secs.

WELCOME TO GROUND ZERO
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Where is Ground Zero?​

Literally a 20 minute drive from the Lodge...leave the kids, strap on the Balldo™, get whipped, get back in time for the buffet!
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Why Ground Zero?​

There is literally a Bondage Event in less than 2 days...
Jesus Christ
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Curious what you guys think.
This is all just my speculation.

I guarantee this is the real impetuous behind his trip because there's no way he'd actually take his kids on a vacation for reasons not involving his dick or nose.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I like the theories, especially the close by one. We all know for all of Nick's bluster about being adventurous, he's actually pretty lazy and lame. Goes to hedo twice. Guess to a trick stop sex toy shop. Where else has he been?

That's right, there is burlesque karaoke at Gay 90s this weekend.

https://gay90s.com/

https://archive.ph/RMymo

I wonder if he has the money still for bottle service and a VIP booth?

 

[not william stenchever]

That’s exactly what he said. It’s a very Midwestern mode of speech.

I would have thought that Minnesota would be ground zero of Wash=Warsh but maybe my enthnography is incomplete.

Cokee-Cola

 

[An Autistic Axolotl]

Pretty sure we've talked about Ground Zero before.

Probably confusing it with Ground Zero.

You have a good memory! Looks like you found it back in 2023.

 

[Melty Butter]

Again, why though?

“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters” - Donald Trump. Donald knows what's up. (Not trying to get political. The left has its crazies with huge cults. See Hasan and the Bernie bros.)

I'd love to blame social media for this delusional fan loyalty, but it's probably always existed. Social media simply made it more obvious and allowed people to find a community to reinforce each other.

Next, after determining the reason, I look for anything obvious or a message. This is the biggest clue as to what a photo is about. They why of it.

I loved your post. A couple of superficial points you missed: First, it's fairly rare for a married heterosexual man to take an IG selfie (alone) on a family vacation. That's generally reserved for women and gays. Second, he's performatively trying to show that he's back to being a family man with his wife. Speaking of, there's nothing genuinely happy in Kayla's eyes. She looks exhausted.

Ground Zero

Summing up, does Nitrous Nick visiting some BDSM event still seem out of character?

I, too, googled "swinging events in Minneapolis" when he said that he and Kayla were off to their own adventures. The ads that Google is now pushing onto my feed are very unfortunate.

Anyone know if Bob and Celeste are back from Europe?

I considered that. I was wondering about the logistics. Who took the kids back to Spicer while Nick and Kayla went to party in the city? Bob and Celeste have been in Europe since the 14th (Hawaii before that) and often come to MN in April/May. They may have joined at GWL and taken the kids back to Eagle Lake.

 

[Vibralldo]

I considered that. I was wondering about the logistics. Who took the kids back to Spicer while Nick and Kayla went to party in the city? Bob and Celeste have been in Europe since the 14th (Hawaii before that) and often come to MN in May. They may have joined at GWL and taken the kids back to Eagle Lake.

I assume they're still at the resort and are just going to sneak out at night or tell the oldest to babysit.

 

[Pelican Bones]

I assume they're still at the resort and are just going to sneak out at night or tell the oldest to babysit.

"Hey, I need to go watch your mom get railed by a black guy that doesn't pay his car note (heh heh, gotem!) so don't let your brothers and sisters out of the room and we'll be back whenever we get back."

 

[Vibralldo]

"Hey, I need to go watch your mom get railed by a black guy that doesn't pay his car note (heh heh, gotem!) so don't let your brothers and sisters out of the room and we'll be back whenever we get back."

Based on how he said he desperately wanted his parents to talk to him about sex I genuinely believe the conversation went something like this.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Speaking of, there's nothing genuinely happy in Kayla's eyes. She looks exhausted.

Bitch looks like she's got a whole group of crows doing a Riverdance around her eyes.