You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

Retards who are not clinically retarded. I just had to troubleshoot a family member's computer problems. He is older, but he constantly forgets his passwords for everything. He always gets fooled by popups thinking his computer is infected with a virus. He doesn't read shit and just clicks, like when a website gives you the little notifcation "do you want to allow scamware.xyz,.adfucker.you.are.retarded.NIGGERS.AIDS to send you notifications?" he just hits yes. He is a pajeets perfect target. Even though I installed a new browser on his computers with uBO and disabled those notifcation requests by default he just goes back to using edge. Even though I setup a password manager for him on his mobile and computer, he doesn't use it. He asks why is X happening? Because you are doing Y. Do not do Y. Does Y anyway and calls me up again, why is X happening again?

Today he forgot his windows login password, and the fucking security question answers which literally were "name of first pet", "first school", "city you were born in". How the fuck can you not even get those right? Luckily it was just a local account so easy fix, but god damn it's annoying.
 
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Company hires a piece of shit that got let go by a competitor.

Ran a retarded simple side of our business for like 8 months that isn't related to the rest. By fucking over every field engineer and customer, he increased income for his tiny business unit by like 3%.

Idiot comes to my side. Keeps bugging me about how we do things over where I work. Finally he flexes the 3%. "What's that in raw numbers. Not percentage but just income"

Fucking dumbass Indian faggot goes "14.2 million" like I'm supposed to be impressed.

The last project I worked on, that wouldn't cover half the equipment, let alone installation, commissioning and first three years of warranty.

But since this Indian faggot works for nothing and a random MBA just looks at percentages, this idiot is on the fast track to derailing yet another US company into the ground, like countless others.
 
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Stepan Shahumyan said:
Going shopping, two old ladies in front of me begin telling their life stories when I'm trying to get something from the store. Try to get out of aisle, man behind me has his shopping cart in the middle, fucking around his phone.
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Was he e-carting? That grinds my gears. I hope people realize when they've got some idiot picking their groceries for them, that these people are idiots. I've never seen so much bell pepper weighing and head scratching when they're all the same price for one. Then the person tap tap taps away on their phone and wanders somewhere else and looks at the phone some more, then stares at boxes of cereal forever.
I tried using a shopping list app very briefly in my life and it was a pain to enter everything in and scroll around on my phone. I've been back to winging it or using scratch paper for years now. I can't imagine how long it takes to do someone's shopping for them and have to track it all on a phone.
Maybe one of you people do task rabbit bullshit and can disabuse me of my impression of this dumb job. The weird tech people in my neighborhood use this service all the time and it just baffles me. I hate grocery shopping but I can't imagine paying a premium for it unless I was infirm. In fact, I'd even volunteer to do that job on occasion just to keep the elderly out of the fucking isles.

...how do you trust people to pick a good avocado?!?
 
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That was ten years ago, now we’ve upgraded to gaslighting men into becoming incels.

Case in point: the exhausting 'height discourse' infecting every conversation. It’s almost funny how widespread it is. Social media absolutely needs regulation; I'm talking China-level control. Letting these platforms toy with gullible minds is not going great.
 
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Devious Dave said:
Low tier migtow slop posts.
Dudes who've never had a relationship last longer than a few months are out here talking about how they'll never marry a woman without a prenup.
Whenever i see these guys complain about women I'm just starting to assume they'd rather fuck a dude in the ass
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Captain Syrup said:
Actually, that era was ten years ago. Now, we’ve upgraded to gaslighting young men into becoming incels.

Case in point: the exhausting 'height discourse' infecting every conversation. It’s almost funny how widespread it is. Social media absolutely needs regulation; I'm talking China-level control. Letting these platforms toy with gullible minds is not going great.
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I hate those videos on Youtube of men reviewing TikTok videos of incel women, and convincing men not to date women. Most women in real life don't act like those idiots on TikTok.
 
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Ah yes, another day, another round of the internet shuffling through its three remaining memes.

You’ve got your giant turd vs. douche sandwich joke, then Anton Chigurh shows up to remind everyone, once again, that a rule brought you here, which is apparently still profound, and then some guy will smugly inform you that it’s grilling season.

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The lack of moderation online (restraint, I mean, not the janny kind). It's been like 3 days and I'm already tired of the ghiblification stuff. It's not so much the meme itself, it's just that it's the same shit over and over again. It was the same with those A.I. movie posters a while back. I just wish people would have a little moderation and not flood the place. Anyone who does this has no right to mock YouTube commenters ever again.

Kind of ninja'd by @Captain Syrup

Devious Dave said:
Whenever i see these guys complain about women I'm just starting to assume they'd rather fuck a dude in the ass
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JustStopDude said:
Company hires a piece of shit that got let go by a competitor.

Ran a retarded simple side of our business for like 8 months that isn't related to the rest. By fucking over every field engineer and customer, he increased income for his tiny business unit by like 3%.

Idiot comes to my side. Keeps bugging me about how we do things over where I work. Finally he flexes the 3%. "What's that in raw numbers. Not percentage but just income"

Fucking dumbass Indian faggot goes "14.2 million" like I'm supposed to be impressed.

The last project I worked on, that wouldn't cover half the equipment, let alone installation, commissioning and first three years of warranty.

But since this Indian faggot works for nothing and a random MBA just looks at percentages, this idiot is on the fast track to derailing yet another US company into the ground, like countless others.
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Some of these indian faggots happen to be the top of some of the biggest tech companies, for hilarious irony. The biggest irony is one for Microsoft. Yet, look how much shit Microsoft is in? Doesn't matter how much shit it's in as long as said shitty indian faggot gets their money to rival the jews with.
 
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