You fucking serious? The only joke here is your self control. Fix your shit.
Naaa there's a lot of fucked up shit in our food. I took a vacation to Europe for a few weeks, ate over there exactly like I do here and I dropped 10 lbs.
All that shit RFK is railing against, especially the toxic petroleum based food colorings we use, really fuck our systems up.
I'm well aware of the more gonzo stuff they eat, but surely there's a middle ground.
We had a Chinese exchange student when I was a kid and she would make pretty good stuff I'd never seen before for us from time to time. The first time we brought her to a "Chinese restaurant" she was in hysterics about the food lol. "We don't eat this!".
Also, we sent her back home like 20lbs heavier lol.
One time I was doing some writing / producing for a prospective Jpop singer. Sony Japan sent her to my house in America to live with me for like 3 months while we worked on the songs. While she was here, she went nuts. She was especially enamored with how ethnic food here is cooked by the actual nationality and how they all have their own neighborhoods. For example, in Japan, if you want greek food, the chef is most likely a Japanese guy who went to Greece to learn how to cook and then returned home whereas, if you want Greek food in NYC, you just hit Astoria, which is about as close to Greece as you can get outside of the country itself and the food is cooked by an actual Greek. Similar for other ethnicities - Jackson Heights for South American, Flushing for Asian, Ozone Park/Howard Beach for Italian, etc.
Anyway, by the time I sent her back to Japan, she had gained about 15 lbs and Sony dropped her immediately. I always felt bad about that.
Hey, I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Using a new account since my main one for KF I'd prefer to keep WELL away from his work but. Well, On Sunday my dad
@Gehenna passed away. He had been having heart issues for a while and he took a bad turn over the weekend. he had, rather playfully, mentioned the "Nutters and secret geniuses" in the thread and had fondly mentioned a few of you guys by username. So I thought to tell you all who held a special place in his jaded heart.
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Very sad news. Gehenna was good for this board because even though his predictions weren't always spot on, he was one of the more calmer posters. He had a good talent for tempering everyone's expectations by showing why things aren't as good as they appear, yet he had a great ability to pull doomers back from the edge by showing how everything isn't as bad as it appears. He will be missed around here as he brought a sense of calm and evenness to all the craziness. His autism no longer grows with every step. My deepest condolences. May Lord Jesus be near to those who are broken hearted and comfort those crushed in spirit during this difficult time.
I'm always going to remember
@Gehenna for how much he loved lasagna and for how much he hated Mondays..
That's why he died on a Sunday, I guess.