Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

FINALLY, the outside world is beginning to notice:
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He should team up and stream with Melton. They are both a pair of fat sweaty hunchback retards. Now he's back I am eagerly looking forward to seeing his hair fall out more and more over time. What's a gal, (sorry, I mean limp wristed faggot whom chopped off his balls), gonna do when he's combing his ass hair all the way up and over his shiny head to hide the dreaded BALD?
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Punished Neco said:
In the last stream Keffals revealed there's actually another partner in the polycule. Maeve, who some of you may recognize as another one of Keffals mod team, has been revealed to be a member of the polycule since late 2022.
Maeve lives(d?) in Canada, no information that they've moved to Northern Ireland. I believe Maeve was already on the Doxbin list.

In other news, We finally found out what business Keffals was talking about setting up prior to them quitting streaming last year.
Turns out Keffals had to learn Linux to setup a BDSM online marketplace. This is why Keffals had to learn Linux.
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Anyone who feels inclined to try to work out what exact business this is can potentially use this information:
  • It's incorporated in both the UK and Canada
  • It was setup sometime between March 2024 and today
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>lots of vendors lined up

I have no idea if this is true or not, but if it is, it only means they're not aware of what Keffals has done in the past few years, because they should be cognizant that anything significant Keffals does will be subject to scrutiny.
 
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Something Awful said:
Everyone says Lucas has the best PTSD, the doctor said he'd never seen PTSD so amazing!

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blah blah blah the neverending keffals cycle, who cares

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lol. veteran of twitter wars getting flashbacks here.

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muh depression, muh retardation, MUH FAWKING ENDLESS STRUGGLE!!!!

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muh crack
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Keffals never knows when to shut up, except for providing a detailed log regarding the GFM.
 
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Something Awful said:
Everyone says Lucas has the best PTSD, the doctor said he'd never seen PTSD so amazing!

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So Keffals is getting “therapy” from a psychologist?
That has me confused. Mental health professionals are spilt into three types.
Psychiatry - medically trained doctors who prescribe medications, and also diagnose.
Psychologists who diagnose and request medications to be prescribed, sometimes do a sort of action plan.
Therapists. They are more generally known as counsellors. They have many modes to do the real meat and potatoes of what we think of as mental health help. They are the ones doing the hours of talk therapy, be it person centred, gestalt,
Unless his psychologist has done further training in counselling (3 to 6 years, volunteering for free) he is not receiving therapy ( unless they trained in a wonky subtype which can be done in 100 hours). A psychologist will just tell you what to do, which is not therapy, although counselling psychologist are being more known (but you’re looking at 10 years of training). Proper talk therapy, which Keffals would not be open to (as he’s a compulsive liar) is not provided by just a psychologist. He’s just trying to make what he’s doing sound more impressive, which is so very surprising from his type, isn’t it? After all, counsellors are looked down upon by the other two fields but do the majority of the legwork of day to day help, just because they can’t diagnose.
(Source - close to someone who is an amazing counsellor who has worked very hard to help other people, and I get angry when people think that psychologists are able to do stuff which they’re not trained (or having known a couple, able) to do.)
 
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Apocalypse Chew Chew said:
So Keffals is getting “therapy” from a psychologist?
That has me confused. Mental health professionals are spilt into three types.
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I see 3 possibilities:
  • He's lying
  • He's too stupid to distinguish between psychologists, psychiatrists and therapists
  • He's been traumadumping to some random chaser on Discord and calling it therapy
I don't doubt Keffals is depressed --I certainly would be if I cut my dick off-- but I don't believe it's got anything to do with being genetically predisposed to Big Sads: he's depressed because he's a dickless asshole who Icarus'd himself out of a relatively lucrative career grooming gooners and autistic children.
 
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something that always gets me when keffals does these "im seeing a therapist and a psychologist" posts is that he will sit there and just go on and on about how he has PTSD from being swatted and how the internet is such an awful place for him mentally due to all the trauma and hate he gets constantly. yet he always comes back.

you would think he would tell his therapist this same stuff and then mention that he wants to start streaming again and they would just look at him dead in the eyes and tell him not to. there is more than enough of a pattern for anyone to see keffals should not be online its not a good place for him especially if he is being truthful.

which means he has to be seeing some of the most brain dead therapists and psychologists around if they are presented with this guy who is a drug addict with all sorts of other mental issues many of which are made worse being online especially streaming and never once do any of them seem to tell him thats a really bad idea.
 
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Get a job, Lucas. Best way to stay off the scary Internet.

Edit: It was discussed during the Depp/Heard trial that C-PTSD scores as high as Lucas is talking about would mean that the person is fully non-functional. Is Lucas lying that he scored that high? Probably not. He just bullshitted/exaggerated his answers. His therapist knows this, may or may not choose to confront Lucas on it directly. As ever, Lucas is telling people too much and making himself look like shit.
 
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