"Current year" terms that piss you off

[The Last Stand]

When publishers/developers use the terms "players" to gauge a game's success. There's a difference between "one million PLAYERS on launch day" and "one million COPIES sold on launch day." If anything, now you'd be judged on if those one million PLAYERS will stay for the long term.

 

[Fag Albert]

"You don't know me", is something I don't inherently mind. But most of the time I hear it is when someone is caught elbow deep in the proverbial cookie jar and wants to try and squirm their way out of any fault regardless of how obvious it is.

 

[polaris_VII]

I'm not sure if this counts, but when the DSM-V came out they merged Asperger's and Autism under one umbrella. While the two obviously do share a lot of traits, there's a big difference between Timid Tom (who likes to sperg out about Linux to his online friends) and Dim Daniel (who shits himself in diapers and watches Thomas the Train at the age of 40). I dunno.

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

“Culture vulture”- always comes from people who wanted diversity in the first place.

 

[Shart Attack]

"Niggercattle" is just "sheeple" for people who think they're edgy. Wake up, sheeple.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

Sex worker, especially when referring to prostitutes. The word prostitute was perfectly fine.

 

[Bagronkleton]

Aura and aura farming. It seems to be in response to somebody either striking a pose, dressing like a garish retard, or both. Just as often the dumbass in question is going to pull some dumb fuck stunt or antic when someone says it.

Hate it so much.

 

[I Do Not Post]

Aura and aura farming.

It literally just means "looking cool" afaik.

 

[Bagronkleton]

It's also dumb as fuck. Just say looks cool.

 

[The Hardest R]

Aura just sounds like negress “glow up” speak. It’s always the least important people who are obsessed with dumb shit like vibes, auras, and glow ups.

 

[Super Malario]

Sex worker, especially when referring to prostitutes. The word prostitute was perfectly fine.

I much prefer whore

 

[Local Fed]

This gross tranny I work with wears this god awful ocean breeze perfume it fucking stinks smells like air freshener. Jesus fuck why do you think it's appropriate to wear that shit to work? Can't wait until this faggot inevitably quits I'm tired of smelling his stinky fucking ass. At least I only share 1 or 2 shifts with him a week. Most of the time he's Fuel Center or Front End's problem.

I fucking HATE this generation. Stupid fucks can't follow simple instructions, nag people about dumb shit, can't see the big picture. Clueless, lazy. No basic social skills whatsoever.

It would be one thing, however questionable if he did it to cover up the stench of his stinkditch; but I've worked with him before: HE DOES NOT SMELL. He doesn't fucking need it! Like fucking WHY. People, for the love of God have some fucking self-awareness and common courtesy.

He's competent enough to be passable, he would be fine to work with if just did he fucking job and didn't wear his nasty ass perfume. I would honestly take the worst performing person in my department over him just so I don't have to fucking smell him.

Does the tranny do this while constantly saying "bussin' no cap frfr" or something?

 

[Super Malario]

Does the tranny do this while constantly saying "bussin' no cap frfr" or something?

Hopefully he isn't publicly talking about his "bussy"

 

[Local Fed]

While he works? No, he's pretty quiet. He stinks, he's slow, and doesn't pay attention to his alerts. He needs to learn how to prioritize. And also learn to not nag people about shit that doesn't even fucking matter, this fucking nigger think he needs to remind me, in the group chat, to do something when I've been working this position 10x longer than this retard. And also, like fuck off, you're the closer, it's your responsibility anyway.

He'll nag me/other people to do shit he's perfectly fucking capable of doing, and like I said, isn't a priority away.

My post was a joke about how I think you posted in the wrong thread.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

My post was a joke about how I think you posted in the wrong thread.

Oh, you're right, I'm a retard, I did post in the wrong thread.

 

[lowiqindividual]

"x-coded" it makes my blood boil, don't know specifically why

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

"x-coded" it makes my blood boil, don't know specifically why

When they say someone is queer-coded, they mean “he has stereotypes associated with a gay male so he must be gay”.

 

[SoyteenNate]

"Cis"
A politically correct term that refers to people who identify with their assigned sex
referring to them as "cisgender." This term is entirely unnecessary, as the labels we used before were completely fine; it also just sounds stupid to use casually with others.

 

[Flaming Insignias]

When they say someone is queer-coded, they mean “he has stereotypes associated with a gay male so he must be gay”.

Which then becomes “queerbaiting” when their blatant projection is debunked by the creators.

 

[Akashic Retard]

Not current year at all, I’ve heard people say it my whole life, but I have a lot of linguistic pet peeves and I’m using this thread to dump them as they come to me.

“In any way, shape, or form”

Just fucking say in any way. It’s just redundant.

I also hate:
“Every fiber of my being” but don’t really have anything to say about that.