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PTSD from the police politely knocking on his door and asking to come in? Poor guy 
Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.
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BREAKING NEWS: Lolcow shocks his MOObs with cattle prod and claims mental illness, more at 11.
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A few years ago, this might have worked. At least for a bit. Back then, he was a key figure in the troon community and sex toys fitted into his edgy image. But a fat, balding junkie has-been is no one’s pick to be the face of dildos. That’s before we’ve got into his history of scamming followers and his tendency to do really stupid shit. Even if this business does well, it’s guaranteed he’ll sabotage it by saying something dumb.
What I never see is true self-reflection. His “I wish I’d nevers” are always things he can blame other people for. He never acknowledges his own part in creating his alleged trauma. Nor does he ever explore why he keeps doing things that he knows will make people attack him.
So now he’s just going to edge back to his old ways, the same thing will happen, and he’ll sob that he’s leaving the Internet forever.
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It's interesting watching someone who's currency was effectively sympathy and self-victimization but can now no longer peddle that trade in any effective way.
Lucas, I feel as if you're not appreciating the gravity of this situation; You are a sniveling, conniving fuck and literally MILLIONS of people know this. You have burned every bridge you've ever built with anybody. You can cry all day to whoever wants to hear it and I promise you, nobody gives a fuck. You are universally hated by everyone for who you truly are and that's just not going to be a hill you'll be able to get over. This situation is static, it is a fixed point in time, this is not a recoverable position.
You lose. You lose every day you continue to think you can't.
Lucas, I feel as if you're not appreciating the gravity of this situation; You are a sniveling, conniving fuck and literally MILLIONS of people know this. You have burned every bridge you've ever built with anybody. You can cry all day to whoever wants to hear it and I promise you, nobody gives a fuck. You are universally hated by everyone for who you truly are and that's just not going to be a hill you'll be able to get over. This situation is static, it is a fixed point in time, this is not a recoverable position.
You lose. You lose every day you continue to think you can't.
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Is it just me or does anyone else naturally read any Keffals post in a slower, Eeyore-like cadence than they do for other cows?
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I read his posts in a Mr Crocker of Fairly Oddparents voice that occasionally spazzes out about kiwis instead of fairies.
It all comes off as a monologue a shitty villain who sucks at being the villain would ramble on about
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"Here is a list of struggles so I can use them as excuses later"
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dont forget the constant pizzas. to this day im sure he cries whenever a delivery guy shows up with food though that could also just be because he is high as fuck and seeing things. hard to tell with him tbh.PTSD from the police politely knocking on his door and asking to come in? Poor guy
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I don't doubt that he had a heart rate at 150 but it wasn't because of Twitter. I'm going to take a wild guess and say it has to go with the rampant drug use and sedentary lifestyle and this is just his resting rate.
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The weak should fear the strong
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Nice adding that little part about, "getting arrested at gunpoint". Lucas is such a fucking moron that he thinks people aren't immediately going to go back and reexamine that little fib, when the cops went and politely asked him to comply and he just sort of did. Reexamining that leads into reexamining the other little fib about being misgendered by the police which leads to another fib about suing the police department over the misgendering which leads to yet another fib about how he was going to spend that $100,000 (Canadian unlike Null's legal fund).
What happened to that hundred grand anyway? Really weird. I think a few more zaps from the cattle prod will help my boy remember.
In any case the reason the ding dong is streaming is because he's probably broke and needs drug money.
What happened to that hundred grand anyway? Really weird. I think a few more zaps from the cattle prod will help my boy remember.
In any case the reason the ding dong is streaming is because he's probably broke and needs drug money.
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He is such a fucking drama queen. No one gives a shit about you, you fucking retard crack head freak. Everyone knows you are a liar and a fucking grifter. No one gives a shit what you have to say, Lucas. The fact that you haven't killed yourself proves what a narcissistic piece of shit you are. He needs to follow his relatives examples and commit to un-life.
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Are the nightmares from him shooting his #StopKiwiFarms money up his arm? Or are they from how he openly bragged that he needed people to keep harassing him so his audience of sexually confused minors (and Tipster) would keep giving him money to shoot up his arm?
Either way, I'm pretty confident in calling bullshit on his PTSD score. Either he's lying (which he does) or he found a therapist retarded enough to say "Wow, you're more traumatized than just about every soldier and rape victim I've ever met."
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Poor Keffals. He should do some coke to take the edge off.
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To be fair, the Keffals-Kiwi War was monumental and has deeply affected both sides. A few weeks ago, I heard someone fart and nearly had a heart attack.
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Fake farts, fake ptsd, fake woman.
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I grabbed some clips from Thursday's stream.
Keffals says he has four partners.
Keffals talks about PTSD flashbacks and going into fight or flight mode. He's a fighter, you see, and that gets him into trouble.
Keffals talks about drama being a trap and how content creators that didn't like him are reaching out to give him a second chance.
He says he's more energetic than when he left and it pissed him off that Mutahar made fun of his psychomotor retardation.
He claims to have started a new antidepressant and that it's likely the reason he had to stop streaming the day before.
Keffals shares the instructions he gave to his social media manager.
Keffals explains why he's thinner.
Keffals reflects on his falling-outs with Demon Mama and Xanderhal.
Keffals understands that he'll never reach the level he was at before, but still wants to retire in 12 to 24 months.
Keffals on being a degenerate and enjoying humiliation.
Keffals retrieves his violet wand, explains its features, and tells a story about the electromagnetic interference screwing with some guy's monitor.
He says the cattle prod is like a "baby toy," like "tickling" compared to the violet wand. He compares the evolution of his pain tolerance to eating hotter and hotter peppers.
Keffals tells another story about having a guy use the "body contact cable" feature of the wand so Keffals could drag his cross necklace across the guy's arm to "electrocute" him.
Keffals tells his chat they have to get involved in the kink community if they want to do this kind of stuff. He says the two people that were the best with rope were both Boy Scouts and that the rope tying they learned woke up something inside of them.
Keffals shares a story about shibari (a type of Japanese bondage) that took place when he was recovering from his stinkditch operation. Dilation is mentioned.
Keffals claims to not drink alcohol anymore.
Keffals ends his stream by asking older women to call him. Jokingly, of course
Keffals says he has four partners.
Though, though, uh, one of my partners is starting film school, so, uh, when I go to. Uh, because I, I, uh. I'm gonna be a bit more honest about, you know, my personal life on stream. I don't give a shit, you know? I really just don't give a shit anymore.
'Cause I have, like. I have, like, four partners. I am poly. One of them's going to film school, and I have this expensive camera I'm not using, so I'm just bringing it with me when I go back to Canada for a bit. Uh, so he can fuck around with it.
'Cause I have, like. I have, like, four partners. I am poly. One of them's going to film school, and I have this expensive camera I'm not using, so I'm just bringing it with me when I go back to Canada for a bit. Uh, so he can fuck around with it.
Keffals talks about PTSD flashbacks and going into fight or flight mode. He's a fighter, you see, and that gets him into trouble.
I have a lot of changes that I still need to make, and, uh, I've already made some big changes. So, I, I'm not gonna say who specifically, but, um, I handed over my Twitter, my Bluesky, and my Instagram to a longtime community member, and they're gonna be running all of my socials for me.
I, I gave a, I gave a set of instructions on how to run it, because I, I have, um. The big, the big reason that I left, I have very bad PTSD. Like, the only reason I'm as chill as I am now is because I've been going through therapy. I have a great psychiatrist. I found some medications that worked. I learned some coping techniques, because…
So, the problem was, that I had, is with PTSD, you have triggers, right? And it can be a sight, it could be a smell, it could be a memory. Th- there's a lot of things that can trigger a PTSD flashback. And when you have a flashback, you go into fight or flight, right?
So, the problem with me specifically is that I do not fl- I don't flight, I fight, and I start fights. And then it starts more fights, and it (laughs) and it, it, like, it spirals, right? Like, people are shit to me, and then I'm shit to people, and then people are shit to me because I'm shit to people, 'cause people are. You know, it's like this never-ending cycle.
I, I gave a, I gave a set of instructions on how to run it, because I, I have, um. The big, the big reason that I left, I have very bad PTSD. Like, the only reason I'm as chill as I am now is because I've been going through therapy. I have a great psychiatrist. I found some medications that worked. I learned some coping techniques, because…
So, the problem was, that I had, is with PTSD, you have triggers, right? And it can be a sight, it could be a smell, it could be a memory. Th- there's a lot of things that can trigger a PTSD flashback. And when you have a flashback, you go into fight or flight, right?
So, the problem with me specifically is that I do not fl- I don't flight, I fight, and I start fights. And then it starts more fights, and it (laughs) and it, it, like, it spirals, right? Like, people are shit to me, and then I'm shit to people, and then people are shit to me because I'm shit to people, 'cause people are. You know, it's like this never-ending cycle.
Keffals talks about drama being a trap and how content creators that didn't like him are reaching out to give him a second chance.
He says he's more energetic than when he left and it pissed him off that Mutahar made fun of his psychomotor retardation.
He claims to have started a new antidepressant and that it's likely the reason he had to stop streaming the day before.
Drama is a trap. It's. So, like right, right before I quit, I was doing drama content, right? And those were the best streams that I had in terms of viewership, in terms of donations, but they were incredibly fucking toxic. And they made me have a lot of enemies as well, and I completely regret, like, doing all of that kind of stuff, and I'm never going to do that kind of stuff again.
And I, I, I have, I've had to explain this. So, an interesting thing about coming back has been like, um, some content creators who actually like, really didn't like me, are kinda giving me a second chance. Like, they're reaching out. They're like, "Welcome back, Keffals. " Um, it's been, it's been kind of heartwarming. (sighs) But like, I honestly don't re- Okay, I actually lost my train of thought there.
The one thing that I'm noticing, um, with coming back, and I hope this is noticeable to like, a lot of the people watching right now, is that I'm a lot more energetic than I was, like, before I quit. I feel- I was, I was in such a rough shape when I (laughs) like, when I was last streaming. Um, because like, because of my PTSD, I was sleeping maybe three days a week.
And, um, one thing that really pissed me off, like more than anything, like throughout all of the hate and throughout all of the things that people said, was. But right before I quit, I was like, really trying to be open about my mental health struggles, right? Like, this is something I- I can't avoid that. I don't think it makes me a weak person wanting to talk about it, but I got made fun of specifically for one thing. And it's why, um, even though Mutahar put out that big piece on me, I refused to even watch it or even entertain any of his criticisms, because he mocked me for struggling with a serious mental health problem. Because I, I was talking specifically.
So I have a sub-type of major depressive disorder called melancholic depression. So like, the, the biggest differences with, um- with, like, regular major depressive disorder and melancholic depression is, with people who have melancholic depression, when they have episodes, their mood does not improve at all to positive news. Like, you could win a million dollars and you will feel nothing. You are za- you are sapped of any ability to feel any sort of positivity.
And another thing which I struggle with in these episodes, and it's why Mutahar mocked me, was a symptom called psychomotor retardation, because ha ha, it, it has the word retard in it. It's being used in a clinical sense, right? Because when I get like that, I, I start to slow down. I move more slowly, I talk more slowly, I think slowly. And it's, it's very noticeable, and it's especially when you are in front of a camera all day and you're talking to an audience, it is something that is incredibly hard to, um, to deal with.
And also, it's incredibly hard to try to pretend you're okay when you're not okay. So, that's just kind of been, um, that's kind of been where I've been at. I just started a new antidepressant today, or yesterday. I think that's actually why yesterday I may have had to, like, quit early, 'cause I just started a new antidepressant and I started feeling sick midstream and I just quit.
And I, I, I have, I've had to explain this. So, an interesting thing about coming back has been like, um, some content creators who actually like, really didn't like me, are kinda giving me a second chance. Like, they're reaching out. They're like, "Welcome back, Keffals. " Um, it's been, it's been kind of heartwarming. (sighs) But like, I honestly don't re- Okay, I actually lost my train of thought there.
The one thing that I'm noticing, um, with coming back, and I hope this is noticeable to like, a lot of the people watching right now, is that I'm a lot more energetic than I was, like, before I quit. I feel- I was, I was in such a rough shape when I (laughs) like, when I was last streaming. Um, because like, because of my PTSD, I was sleeping maybe three days a week.
And, um, one thing that really pissed me off, like more than anything, like throughout all of the hate and throughout all of the things that people said, was. But right before I quit, I was like, really trying to be open about my mental health struggles, right? Like, this is something I- I can't avoid that. I don't think it makes me a weak person wanting to talk about it, but I got made fun of specifically for one thing. And it's why, um, even though Mutahar put out that big piece on me, I refused to even watch it or even entertain any of his criticisms, because he mocked me for struggling with a serious mental health problem. Because I, I was talking specifically.
So I have a sub-type of major depressive disorder called melancholic depression. So like, the, the biggest differences with, um- with, like, regular major depressive disorder and melancholic depression is, with people who have melancholic depression, when they have episodes, their mood does not improve at all to positive news. Like, you could win a million dollars and you will feel nothing. You are za- you are sapped of any ability to feel any sort of positivity.
And another thing which I struggle with in these episodes, and it's why Mutahar mocked me, was a symptom called psychomotor retardation, because ha ha, it, it has the word retard in it. It's being used in a clinical sense, right? Because when I get like that, I, I start to slow down. I move more slowly, I talk more slowly, I think slowly. And it's, it's very noticeable, and it's especially when you are in front of a camera all day and you're talking to an audience, it is something that is incredibly hard to, um, to deal with.
And also, it's incredibly hard to try to pretend you're okay when you're not okay. So, that's just kind of been, um, that's kind of been where I've been at. I just started a new antidepressant today, or yesterday. I think that's actually why yesterday I may have had to, like, quit early, 'cause I just started a new antidepressant and I started feeling sick midstream and I just quit.
Keffals shares the instructions he gave to his social media manager.
Um, yeah, so with, like, social media, I, I basically told the person who's running it, like, if there's positive messages, send it, them to me. Don't show me nasty shit people are saying. And if, like, a big right-wing account decides that they wanna target me again, just, like, post a meme in the responses.
Like, if they're like, if they're like, "Keffals, g- try- helped minors get HRT," just, just post, just post the drawing of the woman going, "Erm, is this you?" And the, holding a piece of paper that says, "The most based thing ever." 'Cause it's just like, (laughs) like of, of all the things to criticize me for, you criticize me for, like, some of the most based shit I've ever done. Like, come on. Come on, now.
Like, if they're like, if they're like, "Keffals, g- try- helped minors get HRT," just, just post, just post the drawing of the woman going, "Erm, is this you?" And the, holding a piece of paper that says, "The most based thing ever." 'Cause it's just like, (laughs) like of, of all the things to criticize me for, you criticize me for, like, some of the most based shit I've ever done. Like, come on. Come on, now.
Keffals explains why he's thinner.
By the way, I look thinner. Are you okay? Um, so, okay, so you know how I was talking about melancholic depression? One of the symptoms of melancholic depression when you're in depressive episodes is that you stop eating.
So yes, I have lost a lot of weight. I was in a very ser-, I was in a very, very dark place for a while. But I, I have resources and I have supports, and I have people who love me, and I was able to get out of that.
So yes, I have lost a lot of weight. I was in a very ser-, I was in a very, very dark place for a while. But I, I have resources and I have supports, and I have people who love me, and I was able to get out of that.
Keffals reflects on his falling-outs with Demon Mama and Xanderhal.
Yeah, no, I, I know Demon Mama put out an exposé on me and I. (sighs) I never had a, I d- I never had anything negative to say about her, so I, I just kind of felt weird about the whole thing. And it was, like, right at the time where I was being. It was right at the time when I was like, "I, I can't do this anymore," too. So I just never.
All I can say is that it really hurt, because I, I really like her. I, I thought we were friends. And I wasn't expecting that. I kinda thought that she would have my back.
Um, as for Xanderhal, um, the last thing I saw of Xanderhal was that leaked screenshot of him saying that he wanted to beat me to death with a Glock. And that was, that was the last stream I ever did. Like, I'm not even joking. That was actually the last stream before I quit, because I was just like, dude, I- I- (sighs).
He was trying to convince his editor to dox me. It was, it was, like, insane. And I, I just, like, I, I felt, I, I felt like I had been through enough. I just didn't wanna deal with any of that. Like, I, I, he just. I just. What do you even say about that?
All I can say is that it really hurt, because I, I really like her. I, I thought we were friends. And I wasn't expecting that. I kinda thought that she would have my back.
Um, as for Xanderhal, um, the last thing I saw of Xanderhal was that leaked screenshot of him saying that he wanted to beat me to death with a Glock. And that was, that was the last stream I ever did. Like, I'm not even joking. That was actually the last stream before I quit, because I was just like, dude, I- I- (sighs).
He was trying to convince his editor to dox me. It was, it was, like, insane. And I, I just, like, I, I felt, I, I felt like I had been through enough. I just didn't wanna deal with any of that. Like, I, I, he just. I just. What do you even say about that?
Keffals understands that he'll never reach the level he was at before, but still wants to retire in 12 to 24 months.
And now, now that I'm back, I'm like, okay, we're going back. We're going back to how things were when I started, okay? Like, I don't think I'm ever going to reach the zenith of where I used to be. I don't think I'll ever be a 1K Andy again, but I also don't really care. Um.
I wanna be the type of streamer where you tune in because you had a stressful day at work and you just wanna chill, and the vibes are good. There, there's a lot of things I could be doing if I wanted to make more money as a streamer or get more viewers, and I'm not going to be doing any of those things. I'm gonna be doing what I wanna be doing.
Okay, so, so I got asked that by VioletGirl in the chat, and I totally spaced out. So, (clears throat) I'm working on this. It's. This is a long-term project. Um, I'm not back forever. I'm planning on streaming full time for another 12 to 24 months. And then I, I would like to act- I would like to retire, 'cause I can't do this forever.
Like, at a certain point, everyone has to move on. You can't be a content creator forever.
I wanna be the type of streamer where you tune in because you had a stressful day at work and you just wanna chill, and the vibes are good. There, there's a lot of things I could be doing if I wanted to make more money as a streamer or get more viewers, and I'm not going to be doing any of those things. I'm gonna be doing what I wanna be doing.
Okay, so, so I got asked that by VioletGirl in the chat, and I totally spaced out. So, (clears throat) I'm working on this. It's. This is a long-term project. Um, I'm not back forever. I'm planning on streaming full time for another 12 to 24 months. And then I, I would like to act- I would like to retire, 'cause I can't do this forever.
Like, at a certain point, everyone has to move on. You can't be a content creator forever.
Keffals on being a degenerate and enjoying humiliation.
Um, I am a degenerate. I don't talk about that very much. I, I am incredibly kinky. It is. It is something that I just never talked about on streams, because like, people had enough reasons to hate me. I just didn't want to give them more ammunition.
But like, whatever, the cat's out of the bag. Oh, I, uh. They're gonna find out I have a humiliation fetish? Go ahead. G- bully me. Do it. Please. Please do. (laughs)
But like, whatever, the cat's out of the bag. Oh, I, uh. They're gonna find out I have a humiliation fetish? Go ahead. G- bully me. Do it. Please. Please do. (laughs)
Keffals retrieves his violet wand, explains its features, and tells a story about the electromagnetic interference screwing with some guy's monitor.
He says the cattle prod is like a "baby toy," like "tickling" compared to the violet wand. He compares the evolution of his pain tolerance to eating hotter and hotter peppers.
Keffals tells another story about having a guy use the "body contact cable" feature of the wand so Keffals could drag his cross necklace across the guy's arm to "electrocute" him.
Your new boyfriend showed me his collection of floggers this wee-. Oh, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Do you wanna see s- Do you wanna see the coolest shit ever, then? I see that there's a fellow degenerate in the chat. I w- I'm going to have to, um. Hold on. Let m- let me get some good B-roll while I go grab something insane to show you. Uh.
Okay, I'm back. Um, yeah okay. Okay. Who, who was it who was talking about floggers?
Um, okay. Okay, it was, it was CephalopodHugs. Do you know what this is? I'm sure you know what this is. Does this look familiar to you? To anyone? Electric flute. (laughs) This is a violet wand. This is used for electrocuting people. You plug different things into it and you can use it to electrocute people. It is for people who, uh, really like pain.
And do you see this? This plugs into another component that plugs into this. All of the tails of this flogger are made with silicone rubber so they're completely conductive. So when the f- tails hit you, you get electrocuted.
This is, this is, uh, this was a great investment. (laughs) "It's a Pikachu machine." So true. Link in the chat. Just g- just Google "violet wand store."
So okay, so the interesting thing with violet wands is that, um, from a technical perspective, a violet wand is basically just a transistor radio. So I was over at some guy's house and, uh.
(laughs) Shout out, shout out to Scandinavians for inventing Snus. I love this shit.
Um, what was I saying? Can chat, can you remind me please? I don't remember what I was talking about. I th- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, tr- um, violet wands, transistor radios. It's basically a transistor radio, right? I- I found this out in the funniest way.
So, um, so basically I- I was at this guy's house and I plugged it in and turned it on, and one of his monitors started freaking the fuck out. And like, he got all mad and he was convinced that I like, broke his monitor. And then I found out what was actually happening. His monitor was unshielded and it was radio interference, because a violet wand is basically just a transistor radio that you use to electrocute people.
So it has a magnetron in it? I don't know enough about the tech behind it. Um, I'm a fan, I'm a fan of them personally because like, I am a huge masochist. Like.
But so, so, um, a lot of you weren't there. The first, the first face cam stream I did back, we were playing buckshot roulette. And if cha- I made chat, I polled chat, and if we lost I had to cattle prod myself. This is like a baby toy compared to the violet wand. Like, this is like tickling compared to a violet wand.
And so the reason, like the reason I like violet wands is because they dish out a lot of pain but they don't leave a mark. Whereas like with regular floggers and stuff, it's like you just show- To dish out ev- that much pain, you're going to be covered in welts and bruises, and you're probably going to start bleeding. 'Cause I, for some reason, uh, have like an insane.
Well okay, so I kind of compare it like. Just like 1 in chat if anyone here has ever gotten really into hot sauce. I'm sure there's like at least one person.
Okay so you know what it, you know what it's like then, right? You start off with Tabasco sauce. And then you get used to it. And then you move on to scotch bonnet peppers, and then you move on to habanero peppers, and then suddenly you're just eating entire bowls full of fucking ghost peppers because you build up a tolerance to the spice and you just like continue going. No one just starts with ghost peppers. And I- I feel like it's, I feel like it's the same sort of thing going on.
Actually, uh (laughs) I was at a party the other weekend. Um, uh, some guy was using a- a- his own violet wand, not mine. Mine's better by the way. I- I- I- I've fucking violet wand mogging that guy. Um, and some other person walks in, uh, who had never seen it before and I was like, "Hey can I try something?"
So, the violet wand has something called a body contact cable. So basically, they hold onto a metal rod and they become conductive and then any- and then if anything touches them, it zaps them.
So I made him hold the body contact cable and uh, I don't know if you- if this is like super visible on camera. I have this, uh. I- I'm not Catholic. I got this at the Vatican while I was in Rome and I wear it as a bit. I took it off and I- I just like dragged it along his arm so he was (laughs) getting electrocuted with a cross.
Yeah, I mean like it's, it's not for. It's not for everyone, but yeah, that's like a big part.
That's always been like a big part of my life. I just like. It just never felt like appropriate to talk about on stream, but I don't feel like I have much to lose. You know? Um, like, li- li- like why, w- why hide that?
Okay, I'm back. Um, yeah okay. Okay. Who, who was it who was talking about floggers?
Um, okay. Okay, it was, it was CephalopodHugs. Do you know what this is? I'm sure you know what this is. Does this look familiar to you? To anyone? Electric flute. (laughs) This is a violet wand. This is used for electrocuting people. You plug different things into it and you can use it to electrocute people. It is for people who, uh, really like pain.
And do you see this? This plugs into another component that plugs into this. All of the tails of this flogger are made with silicone rubber so they're completely conductive. So when the f- tails hit you, you get electrocuted.
This is, this is, uh, this was a great investment. (laughs) "It's a Pikachu machine." So true. Link in the chat. Just g- just Google "violet wand store."
So okay, so the interesting thing with violet wands is that, um, from a technical perspective, a violet wand is basically just a transistor radio. So I was over at some guy's house and, uh.
(laughs) Shout out, shout out to Scandinavians for inventing Snus. I love this shit.
Um, what was I saying? Can chat, can you remind me please? I don't remember what I was talking about. I th- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, tr- um, violet wands, transistor radios. It's basically a transistor radio, right? I- I found this out in the funniest way.
So, um, so basically I- I was at this guy's house and I plugged it in and turned it on, and one of his monitors started freaking the fuck out. And like, he got all mad and he was convinced that I like, broke his monitor. And then I found out what was actually happening. His monitor was unshielded and it was radio interference, because a violet wand is basically just a transistor radio that you use to electrocute people.
So it has a magnetron in it? I don't know enough about the tech behind it. Um, I'm a fan, I'm a fan of them personally because like, I am a huge masochist. Like.
But so, so, um, a lot of you weren't there. The first, the first face cam stream I did back, we were playing buckshot roulette. And if cha- I made chat, I polled chat, and if we lost I had to cattle prod myself. This is like a baby toy compared to the violet wand. Like, this is like tickling compared to a violet wand.
And so the reason, like the reason I like violet wands is because they dish out a lot of pain but they don't leave a mark. Whereas like with regular floggers and stuff, it's like you just show- To dish out ev- that much pain, you're going to be covered in welts and bruises, and you're probably going to start bleeding. 'Cause I, for some reason, uh, have like an insane.
Well okay, so I kind of compare it like. Just like 1 in chat if anyone here has ever gotten really into hot sauce. I'm sure there's like at least one person.
Okay so you know what it, you know what it's like then, right? You start off with Tabasco sauce. And then you get used to it. And then you move on to scotch bonnet peppers, and then you move on to habanero peppers, and then suddenly you're just eating entire bowls full of fucking ghost peppers because you build up a tolerance to the spice and you just like continue going. No one just starts with ghost peppers. And I- I feel like it's, I feel like it's the same sort of thing going on.
Actually, uh (laughs) I was at a party the other weekend. Um, uh, some guy was using a- a- his own violet wand, not mine. Mine's better by the way. I- I- I- I've fucking violet wand mogging that guy. Um, and some other person walks in, uh, who had never seen it before and I was like, "Hey can I try something?"
So, the violet wand has something called a body contact cable. So basically, they hold onto a metal rod and they become conductive and then any- and then if anything touches them, it zaps them.
So I made him hold the body contact cable and uh, I don't know if you- if this is like super visible on camera. I have this, uh. I- I'm not Catholic. I got this at the Vatican while I was in Rome and I wear it as a bit. I took it off and I- I just like dragged it along his arm so he was (laughs) getting electrocuted with a cross.
Yeah, I mean like it's, it's not for. It's not for everyone, but yeah, that's like a big part.
That's always been like a big part of my life. I just like. It just never felt like appropriate to talk about on stream, but I don't feel like I have much to lose. You know? Um, like, li- li- like why, w- why hide that?
Keffals tells his chat they have to get involved in the kink community if they want to do this kind of stuff. He says the two people that were the best with rope were both Boy Scouts and that the rope tying they learned woke up something inside of them.
"I like that stuff. I've never managed to meet people IRL who do."
You gotta get involved in the commu- That's like. That's the problem, is that, like, you, you need to step outside of your comfort zone and you need to go to munches. You need to actually, like, meet people who are really into this stuff to the point they form community around this kind of stuff. Because those communities exist.
You can get involved with them. Obviously, they very much value confidentiality. I, I can't, I can't name places, I can't name names, I can't name anything because people can get fired, people can lose their jobs. People are very secretive about this stuff for a good reason, but I, I don't know. Um, I kind of realized that if I was going to s- like start working on a business where I am a proprietor of, uh, sex toys for degenerates, I, th- oh, I'm probably not gonna be able to hide that particularly well.
Okay, but that. Okay, but ReaverOfDarkness, that's a problem. You can't find a friend who just does that stuff randomly. Like, a lot of this stuff actually requires, like, skill and practice.
Like, like rope. Some people are really into rope, and it takes a lot of time and effort to learn how to be good at tying rope. And one thing I find is funny is, like, two of the best people who have ever, like, done, like, like, tied me up incredibly well have been people who got their fucking rope tying badge in Boy Scouts as kids. Like, it just happened to be two separate people who happened to both be in Boy Scouts and both had the rope badge. And I feel like, I feel like Boy Scouts woke something up in them.
You gotta get involved in the commu- That's like. That's the problem, is that, like, you, you need to step outside of your comfort zone and you need to go to munches. You need to actually, like, meet people who are really into this stuff to the point they form community around this kind of stuff. Because those communities exist.
You can get involved with them. Obviously, they very much value confidentiality. I, I can't, I can't name places, I can't name names, I can't name anything because people can get fired, people can lose their jobs. People are very secretive about this stuff for a good reason, but I, I don't know. Um, I kind of realized that if I was going to s- like start working on a business where I am a proprietor of, uh, sex toys for degenerates, I, th- oh, I'm probably not gonna be able to hide that particularly well.
Okay, but that. Okay, but ReaverOfDarkness, that's a problem. You can't find a friend who just does that stuff randomly. Like, a lot of this stuff actually requires, like, skill and practice.
Like, like rope. Some people are really into rope, and it takes a lot of time and effort to learn how to be good at tying rope. And one thing I find is funny is, like, two of the best people who have ever, like, done, like, like, tied me up incredibly well have been people who got their fucking rope tying badge in Boy Scouts as kids. Like, it just happened to be two separate people who happened to both be in Boy Scouts and both had the rope badge. And I feel like, I feel like Boy Scouts woke something up in them.
Keffals shares a story about shibari (a type of Japanese bondage) that took place when he was recovering from his stinkditch operation. Dilation is mentioned.
Oh, shit, I have a shibari. Should I tell a shibari story? Like, I don't even. Dude, what the fuck is my stream now? I don't know if this is good or bad that I'm being this honest.
"It's getting banned from Twitch spe-.” Will I get banned from Twitch for talking about this stuff? I don't know. Will I? Is this a banned topic on Twitch? 'Cause I don't th- I don't think it is. I'm not actually talking about sex.
I was like 19 or, um. And it was. I was either 18 or 19. I was reco-. I, I had just come back from Thailand. I was recovering from bottom surgery and I was, I was, um, part of this like ambassador program for the L. for an LGBT, uh, suicide prevention YouthLine. So, they flew a whole bunch of us out from like different parts of Canada for training and to meet each other, and we all shared this one house in Toronto. Um, and my, my one friend who wa- was very kinky.
So e- everyone else had shared accommodations. I had to dilate, right? 'Cause obviously I just got back from bottom surgery. I, I got my own room because of needing that accommodation. She came over and she tied me up shibari, 'cause she is very into shibari. Um, and then we get a knock at the door, so she had to quickly untie me and pretend nothing ever happened.
And I shit you fucking not, the, the YouthLine counselor who was at the door was fucking classmates with the woman who tied me up shibari. And it was the most awkward exchange I had ever seen.
They both went to the same university. They were both in the same class. (laughs) She fucking knew what was up. It was so fucking funny.
"It's getting banned from Twitch spe-.” Will I get banned from Twitch for talking about this stuff? I don't know. Will I? Is this a banned topic on Twitch? 'Cause I don't th- I don't think it is. I'm not actually talking about sex.
I was like 19 or, um. And it was. I was either 18 or 19. I was reco-. I, I had just come back from Thailand. I was recovering from bottom surgery and I was, I was, um, part of this like ambassador program for the L. for an LGBT, uh, suicide prevention YouthLine. So, they flew a whole bunch of us out from like different parts of Canada for training and to meet each other, and we all shared this one house in Toronto. Um, and my, my one friend who wa- was very kinky.
So e- everyone else had shared accommodations. I had to dilate, right? 'Cause obviously I just got back from bottom surgery. I, I got my own room because of needing that accommodation. She came over and she tied me up shibari, 'cause she is very into shibari. Um, and then we get a knock at the door, so she had to quickly untie me and pretend nothing ever happened.
And I shit you fucking not, the, the YouthLine counselor who was at the door was fucking classmates with the woman who tied me up shibari. And it was the most awkward exchange I had ever seen.
They both went to the same university. They were both in the same class. (laughs) She fucking knew what was up. It was so fucking funny.
Keffals claims to not drink alcohol anymore.
Is the discord, okay, I’ll talk about that- I was gonna actually just go grab a drink. Not alcohol. I, I don't actually drink, um. Uh, that was a huge fish, holy shit.
Keffals ends his stream by asking older women to call him. Jokingly, of course
Also, I guess I should probably ask before I go. Um, uh, but if you are an older woman watching this stream, um, and you would like to talk after the stream is over, my number...
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I can hear the voice full of irony and perfectly picture his therapist rolling with their eyes as they tell Lucas how severe his depression is
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He haven't got heart rate spikes like that since the last line of coke he snorted with his fans money.
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To be a fly on the wall in his therapy sessions. How often he deflects or redirects responsibility, I wonder if the therapist is picking up on how avoidant Lucas is when it comes to taking responsibility for shit. Would it be "ableist" for the therapist to suggest "just stop logging in" as a countermeasure for his problems?
This CEO roleplay selling cheap dick prods and anus ticklers when he has 0 business acumen will be interesting to watch burn. It seems like its just another avenue to embezzle investor money or gov grants/tax credits if he cant squeeze more blood from what remains of his retard audience.