🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.4%
  • lol no

    Votes: 323 92.6%

  • Total voters
    349
Ralphs already raking in over 30 replies with his millionth suicide bait xeet!
Screenshot_20250329_230655_Firefox.jpg
Screenshot_20250329_230317_Firefox.jpg
Suffah Kartman!
 
I've archived it again with the newest replies, including from Wayne Lambright https://ghostarchive.org/archive/yyyYt

1743311864098.png

1743311872267.png

Ralph won't kill himself, Wayne will think his messages saved Ralph's life, Wayne will get closer and allow himself to be used and abused until Ralph gets annoyed by some facet of his being and tells him to dai and burn in hell. Pottery, rhymes.
 
Nigga either confess you’re pozzed or shut the fuck up and end it
Now that I think about it… from the time that he was googling “do I have an STD“ and now, it’s the perfect amount of time for him to have probably seen a doctor, Send off some tests and get the results back. Maybe he has been absolutely fucking pozzed :ramona:
 
Ralph has finally come up with an excuse as to why he agreed to make DSP hundreds of dollars last night for free:
View attachment 7149673
Link / archive
I didn't know rich people love to do shows for DSP for free.

But I suppose those who donated to DSP can open their wallets knowing that every cent will go to DSP and not a penny will go to Ralph.

And the best part? Ralph is okay with that!
 
Back