King of Hateful Slurs
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"Fatal Fury is trash I don't even want to play it. The FGC has fallen billions must play walking sims."
"Fatal Fury demo hype!!"
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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"Fatal Fury is trash I don't even want to play it. The FGC has fallen billions must play walking sims."
"Fatal Fury demo hype!!"
PieceofShet
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Thats a weird way of saying "people will know what works and what not and I wont be able to stomp noobs on day1 with my 60 years of fighting game experience."
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Laying the groundwork for the inevitable robust ragequit, after he gets out of the newbie bracket and starts getting bodied by veterans.
Snortack623
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dsp is a fat homo, he's gonna get real boring
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Gonna?
You must have been sleeping, we passed that station about 4... maybe 5 years ago.
Snortack623
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I mean I have a feeling he will soon shut down and be shutting down outside people coming in. He's gonna be even more ban happy than usual. oh neger do you sleep?
Tom Went To The Mayor
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"The modern FGC has ruined fighting games. Anyway, watch me look for noobs and scrubs I'll proudly beat up and then later cry when someone better than me fucks me up."
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He's constantly stroking his cock about what constitutes a "competitive, high lebul" match when he's playing fighting games but other people are sweats.
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Imagine hiring Phil to be your hype man.
Dr Pavel I'm CIA
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What a POS, it's crystal clear he only wants to stomp noobs to inflate his ego of "pro fighting game player".
WWE Champions really broke him deeply. He only gets a rush if he wins no matter if there isn't any challenge he just needs that win.
Kagome Higurashi
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Has to sneak a beg into everything he does.
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I don't think it's the gacha dopamine hits that broke his brain in this particular regard. Phil has always been a childish sore loser. He was probably that kid who would unplug your controller out of the Super Nintendo when you were about to win.
thisniggaTRASH
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Heard the Casino going over some of his streams. Very funny how every dent that try to stream ends up mimicking DSP in one way or another. All the mannerism, vocabulary and opinions towards DSP, truly they sound like victims of pignosis. At the very least, this PWR guy isn't the worst streamer spawn DSP has brought into the world. Redemptiongames is actually a demon that should never had turned on a stream ever and I blame the pig for it.
QwahlityKahntent
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this fake-ass positive persona he put out on social media really grinds my gears
he's the most toxic, negative person on the planet and everyone other than the most dented of retards can see how fake this shit it
A Piece of Coal
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Unfortunately, there are quite a few retards. Wrasslin fans, NASCAR fans and some Kino Casino tourists.
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"Streams of goodnes" aka "me yelling at the chat for not giving me enough money" and a "refreshed setup" just means some other shit he plasters his office with and he has to fumble around because it is not working. And finally "planning my birthday bash" aka low effort animations, maybe some gamer balloons and I will drink as much alcohol as you will pay me for while stuffing my face with doordashed slop ands maybe some old Khet cake (no not THAT cake)
DSP for president 2032
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I'm currently watching DSP play Disco Elysium because I thought watching one of my favorite games be played by one of my favorite lolcows would be kino.
So far,
-Phil immediately selected the Pignosis skill. There are 24 different skills. He didn't even read the others, just immediately gravitated towards the one that lets you lie and manipulate people.
-Normally, he reads out the different dialogue options, but when a character said "wait a minute, you owe me money!" It triggered something in him, and he hit the "run away" option without saying anything! Like a reflex or something.
-Gets humiliated by a belligerent child who he wanted to punch in the face but pussied out.
I found it funny that he picked the deflection option like he always does in online confrontations.
The other kid calls him a faggot in her native language and he adopts a discomforted lean-in-manual-ban posture.
Sadly, he skips over practically all of Measurehead's dialogue, which is some of the most interesting and funny writing in the entire game. I'm not sure if it's because of his performative discomfort with the themes of eugenics and race-combat, or because the holy Schedule dictates that he only has 10 minutes left to play before it's Hogan time.
Right when Measurehead mentions the ravages of al ghul (alcohol), DSP goes "oh my gahhhd" and ends the dialogue, I thought that was funny.
I don't know if I'll be watching the rest of the playthrough, since Cuno and Measurehead are the only characters that are basically just detractors come to life.
So far,
-Phil immediately selected the Pignosis skill. There are 24 different skills. He didn't even read the others, just immediately gravitated towards the one that lets you lie and manipulate people.
-Normally, he reads out the different dialogue options, but when a character said "wait a minute, you owe me money!" It triggered something in him, and he hit the "run away" option without saying anything! Like a reflex or something.
-Gets humiliated by a belligerent child who he wanted to punch in the face but pussied out.
I found it funny that he picked the deflection option like he always does in online confrontations.
The other kid calls him a faggot in her native language and he adopts a discomforted lean-in-manual-ban posture.
Sadly, he skips over practically all of Measurehead's dialogue, which is some of the most interesting and funny writing in the entire game. I'm not sure if it's because of his performative discomfort with the themes of eugenics and race-combat, or because the holy Schedule dictates that he only has 10 minutes left to play before it's Hogan time.
Right when Measurehead mentions the ravages of al ghul (alcohol), DSP goes "oh my gahhhd" and ends the dialogue, I thought that was funny.
I don't know if I'll be watching the rest of the playthrough, since Cuno and Measurehead are the only characters that are basically just detractors come to life.
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Something about a 70 year old man saying "STREAMS of goodness" is just disturbing.
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It's Phil the infamous multi-time masturbator.
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Yep. Phil's an archetypal scrub. Incapable of honest self-interrogation and doomed to mediocrity. His overall quality of life reflects this. Makes him a great lolcow, ofc.