StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

[anscochrome]

im disappointed in myself for ever watching his videos and wasting time listening to his shit.

You, me. and hundreds of others share this sentiment. The first step toward recovery is admitting you had a problem

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Neither Chris nor Tarl can take their sweet revenge on anyone who has wronged them or just forget about it and move on, so to keep their sanity intact they have to believe some otherworldly being will avenge all their grudges.

Pretty much the same with Ralph where if you wronged him he’ll take credit for any mild inconvenience as the Ralphacurse.

 

[PsychoSam]

Who did Samantha try to reach out to when Tarl spent the night in Jail?? Whoever it was must want to stay clear of her with that response!!!!

 

[VeeAndro]

tarl also never notices anything about globoschlomo/israel.

Just like his brother from another mother Razorfist who, unrionically, took the declassified info about the CIA and Mossad being involved with JFK and insisted the real assassins were "The Soviets." I have to confess though that I don't care about JFK and didn't read the declassified documents, just saw screenshots. I have a prediction that Tarl will go to rehab and either become an Atheist, Wiccan or some kind of Christian that is ether very liturgical or that is something like Unitarianism.

Who

Clearly a sibling

 

[Godmode]

Who did Samantha try to reach out to when Tarl spent the night in Jail?? Whoever it was must want to stay clear of her with that response!!!!

@Laylithe has been awfully quiet since the Dark Lord Tarl Von-Warwick got taken to Darkrod dungeon.

 

[F95]

Who did Samantha try to reach out to when Tarl spent the night in Jail?? Whoever it was must want to stay clear of her with that response!!!!

Likely her sister - the one that leaves cryptic YouTube comments

 

[Spodermon]

so sick of his schtick.

I was at that point, once, but finally ended suffering his Sleazy P Marteeny redundancies and all too small repertoire of things to say by just not watching anymore, can recommend. This thread is comfy and all the Styx I need, much better this way…

You, me. and hundreds of others share this sentiment. The first step toward recovery is admitting you had a problem

i was just about to post how this is in part an ExStyxWatchers Anonymous thread, you beat me to it…

 

[MattAgee]

I was a-thinking—ain’t y’all worried about being the victims of this chaos magick mess Tarl’s fooling with? Couldn’t he just whip up some spells and—bam—people who criticize him on Kiwi Farms end up like that DA?

 

[clipartfan92]

Couldn’t he just whip up some spells and—bam—people who criticize him on Kiwi Farms end up like that DA?

Notice the footer at the bottom of each page, we're on a mission from God and have protection.

✞ James 4:7

Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

I was a-thinking—ain’t y’all worried about being the victims of this chaos magick mess Tarl’s fooling with? Couldn’t he just whip up some spells and—bam—people who criticize him on Kiwi Farms end up like that DA?

You might enjoy this blast from the recent past.

 

[mickrussom]

Who did Samantha try to reach out to when Tarl spent the night in Jail?? Whoever it was must want to stay clear of her with that response!!!!

god damn this is tiger king tier shit.

Just like his brother from another mother Razorfist who, unrionically, took the declassified info about the CIA and Mossad being involved with JFK and insisted the real assassins were "The Soviets." I have to confess though that I don't care about JFK and didn't read the declassified documents, just saw screenshots. I have a prediction that Tarl will go to rehab and either become an Atheist, Wiccan or some kind of Christian that is ether very liturgical or that is something like Unitarianism.

EXACTLY!
I made a picture of fucking RazorZionFist for this very reason.
His first reaction was it was the FUCKING SOVIETS?!
Jesus H Christ!

Notice the footer at the bottom of each page, we're on a mission from God and have protection.

✞ James 4:7

James 4:7 Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.​

yes.

 

[VeeAndro]

I was a-thinking—ain’t y’all worried about being the victims of this chaos magick mess Tarl’s fooling with? Couldn’t he just whip up some spells and—bam—people who criticize him on Kiwi Farms end up like that DA?

Hi, Styx-Alt. It's pretty cozy here tonight.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

What experiences? Dropping acid can give a powerful experience, but it's all in your head dude. I'm just gonna mention that I've never seen a schizo not believe in God or some other higher mystical power like aliens.

I've done all sorts of psychedelics and have done all sorts of meditative practices. Just the other day I spent 10 hours straight in Full Lotus doing pranayama.

Definitely ain't all in the head! Non-physical entities are most definitely real and mess with physical beings (humans, pets, in some cases electronics) on a regular basis.

Eventually everyone reading this will realize I'm right.

 

[VeeAndro]

10 hours straight in Full Lotus doing pranayama.

OMG you're a masochist! To be fair, I have short stumpy legs and could never do lotus. My ankles just want to sink right down and I get stuck in half lotus. I haven't tried that human pretzel shit since my 20s.

 

[Malikov]

EXACTLY!
I made a picture of fucking RazorZionFist for this very reason.
His first reaction was it was the FUCKING SOVIETS?!
Jesus H Christ!
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Look at that hairline. Convinced he got a hair unit put in a few years back as before that he was looking thin on top.
A recent vid for comparison:

https://youtu.be/H9jbqg0Qe9E?si=hjMsWQ5Zf160Roko

 

[Dude Snakes]

Styx is drunk trying to get his stream to work, any bets on if this year will be the year he crumbles completely ?

He is in the process of that. Just had an RTU like incident of his parents interrupting his stream. Tarl is getting few donations and is now known as a self admitted insane person who beats women. He has resorted to cursing people which usuallyends up p hurting himself in the process. I expect he will be back in jail again soon.

 

[merrybrandybuck]

Yep. Literally went from this to that.
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It's remarkable how the saccharine slop generator that managed to make a morbidly obese fent goblina look vaguely cute and sympathetic, is powerless when it comes to Tarl.

 

[Serbian Deadbeat]

I was a-thinking—ain’t y’all worried about being the victims of this chaos magick mess Tarl’s fooling with? Couldn’t he just whip up some spells and—bam—people who criticize him on Kiwi Farms end up like that DA?

Even if he tries it i have gypsy magic on my side. I pay a gypsy to put anti-styxhexandhammer666 wards on my soul. A vial of gypsy tears also works.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Even if he tries it i have gypsy magic on my side. I pay a gypsy to put anti-styxhexandhammer666 wards on my soul. A vial of gypsy tears also works.

Gipsy magic lol, not even once dood.

But i have been out of the loop for a while, who did Styx assault this time?

 

[Dude Snakes]

No I didn't. I pissed in Julian's shampoo bottle because he made an executive decision to destroy a relationship I was in instead of letting me talk to my own partner about my issue of being bisexual when I was 19/20. Again, another sorrowful reminder that you can't trust anyone, even friends (especially Julian Garretti, who's rocking a bald look and doesn't need shampoo).

I wish you would go away, you are an insane attention whore who shits up this thread.