Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

I've long suspected Kayla just married Nick for the inheritance gibs, I don't think her own family has a lot of money. She's definitely bisexual, and Nick being the closet faggot he is no doubt enjoys her pegging skills in the sack. Aaron probably knows a lot more, but just can't say anything.

Aaron ate his GOO. Nick also ate Aaron's GOO, we all know that, too.

 

[Chazzed Up]

"That industry is garbage because there's a bunch of women in it. The #MeToo shit has pervaded the porn industry and, like, some of it is legitimate. Like, some of guys are weird and they do, like, rape the women off set, like, that's all bad... but just like everything else, like, if you insert any politics into the, like your personal stuff, they'll come after you and will shut down your payment processors, and it's really easy to go after people who produce porn because it's a vice and it's a sexual vice so... (no further elaboration)"

Women ruin everything by being legitimately raped.

 

[FedPostalService]

Women ruin everything by being legitimately raped.

They even ruin rape with all they crying and screaming they do.

 

[demicolon]

FAGGOT
IN THE UNIVERSE​

 

[stupid frog]

Ergo Ethan Ralph is funnier than Nick Rekieta.

Remember when Ralph slurred out, "Nick Rekieta said I could piss on that grave." and everyone believed him?
That's the kind of lawyer people thought he was BEFORE he got caught with his dick in April's mouth on stream, etc.

Ralph > Nick
FOREVER BITCHES

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Oh please let it be Aaron. Having Aaron petition the court for the footage to combat Nick's lies about dosing his kid would be awesome followed by Aaron sharing the warrant video with Geno on his show.

He's literally mentally retarded. You can see the brain damage in his eyes. Remember when he could at least lie coherently? Those days are gone.

This man is an obvious mental retard at this point. He can't even speak coherently. Even his lies are so stupid that nobody could possibly believe them.

He is subject a bad liar, but he thinks he is a master of deception while he spouts obvious amd easily disproveable lies.

On Juju'' show he tried to claim a W over those who claimed he said 'the police planted evidence'. He claimed that his only claim was that the state would have to prove the drugs were his. On Chrissy Mayer's show he specifically said, 'you do not know what cops bring inti your house'.

 

[Melty Butter]

Aaron probably knows a lot more, but just can't say anything.

I wonder if Aaron will chat more with us in here after he's settled his case? I think that could be of mutual benefit in sharing information on the child dosing loser with us here.

I'm sure Aaron knows a lot more, but I doubt he'll share it here. Understandably, the Farms didn't exactly deliver freshly baked cookies when he arrived.

Regardless, the RP misdemeanor plea will severely prevent him from mentioning Kayla. It's a little frustrating because he's the only person in this saga who can give insight into the Rekieta family dynamics.

I slept on your comment, trying to recall exactly what he'd revealed (pre RP charges) about the Rekieta family dynamics.

• The SpaghettiOs story
• Trying to make a game with the kids to help them organize the clutter
• Going to the mall with Kayla and the kids while Nick and April stayed back for sex and drugs. (This is a vague memory of the story. I may have the details wrong. I believe all 8 kids were present.)
• Playing with the kids as the 'fun dad', taking them outside to throw balls, because he was impatient with the laziness of the other three. (This fits with Aaron's personality. He's an early riser, etc.)
• One of his kids (the youngest daughter, IIRC) started vocally protesting about visiting the Rekietas, which, supposedly, alarmed him.

As for stories about the drugs and the polycule, I think he's shared just about everything. What's annoying is that Aaron sucks at digging deeper or was never asked (PPP, I'm looking at you). Stuff like:

• Was Kayla afraid of Nick? Was it her idea or Nick's to start swinging? Did she ever confess to cheating on Nick before Aaron?
• Who cooked and actively parented the kids? Was there any homeschooling going on whatsoever?
• What was Kayla's relationship like with her family? Where does Dan Sletta fit in? Does Dan Sletta even speak to Nick?
• Did Kayla discuss her surgeries? Is she as insecure as she often portrays herself? Was she an overspender?
• Were any of the kids (two teens and a preteen after all) pushing back on the madness?

Additionally, how about Kaylas family dropping in with some behind the scenes info on our favourite tard, even if posted anonymously. Dumb idea?

I have to think that someone from the community will speak up eventually. It's got to be incredibly challenging, though. Kayla's family is protective of her and the kids, and it's a very interconnected, insular community.

I've long suspected Kayla just married Nick for the inheritance gibs, I don't think her own family has a lot of money. She's definitely bisexual, and Nick being the closet faggot he is no doubt enjoys her pegging skills in the sack.

Well, she was a kid when they met, 19 years old, correct? And she likes dorks (see Aaron). You might be right, but they look hella in love in their wedding pics. Moreover, Kayla is not a particularly strategic person. Fast forward 20 years, yes. The money is probably what keeps her there.

 

[dont step on snack]

I've long suspected Kayla just married Nick for the inheritance gibs, I don't think her own family has a lot of money. She's definitely bisexual, and Nick being the closet faggot he is no doubt enjoys her pegging skills in the sack. Aaron probably knows a lot more, but just can't say anything.

It probably was a huge influence for sure. But you don't just turn from a "natural beauty" to a drugged TV zombie.

My best guess is, she was a inexperienced country girl who was manipulated by the narc into a relationship (gay roleplay). In the beginning it could be a happy marriage, where she thought "she can fix him" but the more he failed, the more insufferable he got.

I don't think we got the timeline of her downfall. It could be around the time they got a nanny, presumably after a post-natal depression and Nick's start as a professional alcoholic.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

It's a little frustrating because he's the only person in this saga who can give insight into the Rekieta family dynamics.

April could share a lot of stories too. It all depends on if she was paid off to sign a NDA or if she can come around eventually and unpack the full story.
And there should be other swinger couples out there who have history with the Rekietas, and they could also share their story with us.

Depending on how bad it will get after the sentencing Kayla's family could also unpack some dirt.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I personally think it's irrelevant because she was tested at such a sky high number. It wasn't 600 or 1000, it was above 5000. It blew the instrument's upper bound it was calibrated for. For all we know, it might have been 15,000.

I believe he's used this argument as "proof" it was a false positive (i.e. the test results were so high, she'd be dead. Or the test results were so he, she would have been snorting 10 lines a day.)

The reality is the data and tables that relate metabolite levels in hair to drug use are based on adult drug users. There isn't a large number of 9 y/os with coke habits to make a table.

The study I did see is that the levels the daughter had was consistent with children of drug addicts where exposure was incidental/environmental. Just living in the house with Nick and Kayla is enough to believe the result. The result was a normal level in these victims.

Also, Nick keeps framing the kids drug test as somehow about him. The drug test was likely in the context of the state providing medical care for the kids in their custody. A psych and med workup to determine if the kids need rehab or intervention is motivation for the test. A follow-up test or a test to "confirm" is wholly unnecessary if there is no medical benefit to the kids. The 9 y/o didn't need coke rehab. A retest isn't going to change or inform that decision. "But it makes me look like a shit parent" is not a reason for the state to pay for another test. Nick's narcissism doesn't allow him to see it had nothing to do with him.

 

[200MB]

Imagine the smell

 

[Potentially Criminal]

April could share a lot of stories too. It all depends on if she was paid off to sign a NDA or if she can come around eventually and unpack the full story.
And there should be other swinger couples out there who have history with the Rekietas, and they could also share their story with us.

Depending on how bad it will get after the sentencing Kayla's family could also unpack some dirt.

Even if there's an NDA, are Bob and Celeste willing to go in front of a judge and cry about how they paid a coke whore a bunch of money to keep quiet about the insanity that unfolded in their son's house and led to their grandchildren getting taken away by the county.

I'd like to think they have too much dignity for that

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

So he'd prefer his porn with only men. What a cocksucking fairy homo.

Director: "Wow, this new fluffer can really suck a cock"

Producer: "Actually, that's our in-house counsel. He's on his lunch break"

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I'd like to think they have too much dignity for that

I was under the impression that their embarrassment tolerance is very high.
Celeste poses for what must be intentional crazy eyes pictures (or is just crazy) and even posed with some very suggestive pineapples in at least one picture that was archived by someone in this thread.

I do not think Nick and Kayla were the first Rekieta couple who discovered the degenerate lifestyle.

You be the judge of the embarrassment levels these people can live with.

[EDIT] Preservetube fails to archive the video. No idea what's going on there. (and spelling)

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

I'd like to think they have too much dignity for that

Sadly, Nick does not have too much dignity for that. He gives literally zero fucks about inconveniencing, embarassing, harming or traumatizing anyone associated with him. I can easily see him whining to a judge about it.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick’s ‘dipping-his-toes’ reintroduction to streaming that isn’t some self-serving perversion of the Gospels or a pretentious rant about how ‘these kids can’t be traumatised—they eat Wagyu with chopsticks!", say it ain't so!

Is it any good?

No, he brings the charisma of a rotting pigeon corpse in a Bronx alley, the comedic timing of the last time your Alzheimer-ridden grandfather remembered your name, and the jitters of a Parkinson’s victim. Stick with the prestigious prostitute contracts, Nick. Your used to paying women to remain under duress.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Even if there's an NDA, are Bob and Celeste willing to go in front of a judge and cry about how they paid a coke whore a bunch of money to keep quiet about the insanity that unfolded in their son's house and led to their grandchildren getting taken away by the county.

I'd like to think they have too much dignity for that

I also doubt they would have lump-summed it all out. If there is an NDA, she probably receives a monthly allowance (hopefully out of Nicks cut). Her next check would always be contingent on compliance. They'd just stop paying her. They hopefully know that Nick isn't a lump sum candidate either.

I'd like to think they had too much dignity to keep bailing out their 40+ y/o man child but Nick's not responsible enough to pay April off on a regular schedule. If the divorce arc happens, Nick will be in jail within 6 months because he forgets to pay child support.

 

[JamFlowMan]

I also doubt they would have lump-summed it all out. If there is an NDA, she probably receives a monthly allowance (hopefully out of Nicks cut). Her next check would always be contingent on compliance. They'd just stop paying her. They hopefully know that Nick isn't a lump sum candidate either.

That's how Vince Mcmahon had it set up too and it worked...until he stopped paying. Luckily Nick doesn't have a history of not paying important shit in his life.

 

[3MMA]

He is literally unable to move the fuck on.
What a fucking loser.

That’s the crux of it. Just about everything else with Nick is window dressing & his further grasping at straws. It’s no surprise that Cuck wasted yet another opportunity to move forward (even just a little) & instead walked right back into his own mess & proceeded to broadcast even more info about it. Nicks eager to keep going, he’s going to continue until he’s sucking cocks on air. His final broadcast will be him talking to Aaron as if he’s in the room with him, but 10 years have passed & Aaron hasn’t spoken Nicks name in over 8 years. Nicks video is on dick sucking technique, he’s teaching other homosexual divorced men to get all the goo. Nick calls this winning.

 

[Fapcop]

Nick calls this winning

Don’t forget about Nick with the grace of an alkie lying in his own vomit, sparked about how nobody got to see the body cam footage.

That’s what he considers a win.

“Yeah, I might have lost my streaming career, been arrested, had my nine year old test positive for coke, and had the fact that I’m a cuck and my house is a gross pigsty, become a legal fact in court… But you never got to see the arrest footage Heh-heh-heh!”

It probably was a huge influence for sure. But you don't just turn from a "natural beauty" to a drugged TV zombie.

My best guess is, she was a inexperienced country girl who was manipulated by the narc into a relationship (gay roleplay). In the beginning it could be a happy marriage, where she thought "she can fix him" but the more he failed, the more insufferable he got.

I don't think we got the timeline of her downfall. It could be around the time they got a nanny, presumably after a post-natal depression and Nick's start as a professional alcoholic.

I think a bunch of people underestimate how hard it is for a woman zonked out on benzos, who’ve spent decades unemployed and being kept in a state of learned helplessness by her narc husband, to move on.

No nanny. Five kids. No employment history.

Easier to swallow another Xanax and watch Nick get pegged and pretend that they’re a couple and the marriage still works.