Celebrity Meghan Markle / Rachel Meghan Markle / Meghan, Duchess of Sussex / Meghan Sussex / The Alliterate One - Markle Snarkle

[Exhibortionist]

Instead of hocking Gwyneth paltrow lifestyle bullshit this bitch should do skincare influencing. I had no idea she was 43. She looks great. I wouldn't eat anything this dumbass makes but I'd definitely buy whatever she's using to look this good at her age.

 

[duckling]

Instead of hocking Gwyneth paltrow lifestyle bullshit this bitch should do skincare influencing. I had no idea she was 43. She looks great. I wouldn't eat anything this dumbass makes but I'd definitely buy whatever she's using to look this good at her age.

She says thanks.



Anyways she does have a skincare page on her shopmy.us/ms affiliated links storefront but as I was mentioning earlier she likely uses none of the products listed and just had her archewell servants reach out to the brands, who automatically generated her a link that she can share.

If you actually want celebrity skin you need to use vitamin c, tretinoin or tazarotene, sunscreen, Botox or dysport, maybe a bit of filler, and an annual fourth quarter professional acid peel or laser resurfacing regimen, whichever your dermatologist recommends. You can also throw in a red light therapy mask every night if you want. There everyone, the secret to the fountain of youth.

 

[Free the Pedos]

If you actually want celebrity skin

I am unironically subscribing to your beauty advice. Now do hair and fashion.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

She says thanks.

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Anyways she does have a skincare page on her shopmy.us/ms affiliated links storefront but as I was mentioning earlier she likely uses none of the products listed and just had her archewell servants reach out to the brands, who automatically generated her a link that she can share.

If you actually want celebrity skin you need to use vitamin c, tretinoin or tazarotene, sunscreen, Botox or dysport, maybe a bit of filler, and an annual fourth quarter professional acid peel or laser resurfacing regimen, whichever your dermatologist recommends. You can also throw in a red light therapy mask every night if you want. There everyone, the secret to the fountain of youth.

I like all your suggestions except for filler. Don’t get filler. All the cool kids are gonna end up with pillow face. Red light therapy is legit magic, though. I have a panel instead of a mask and the results are pretty amazing.

So what’s the verdict on Sentebale? Is it lolcow on lolcow violence or does the lady who caused everyone to quit actually seem like she has a point?

 

[duckling]

I like all your suggestions except for filler. Don’t get filler. All the cool kids are gonna end up with pillow face.

The thing about filler is the immediate payoff is huge - like incredible - and people love how they look after. Some practitioners also say it goes away in 6 months and you can re-up twice per year but it absolutely does not. That is why some people get pillow face.

1-2 ml of filler in carefully selected areas, timed every 4-5 years around big events (wedding, post-babies mommy makeover, that huge once in a decade extravagant trip) is fine.

I do have one friend who had to have a filler intervention though.

If anybody would like to continue this discussion you are welcome to come post on my profile so we don’t derail Meghan’s thread.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

She says thanks.

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Anyways she does have a skincare page on her shopmy.us/ms affiliated links storefront but as I was mentioning earlier she likely uses none of the products listed and just had her archewell servants reach out to the brands, who automatically generated her a link that she can share.

If you actually want celebrity skin you need to use vitamin c, tretinoin or tazarotene, sunscreen, Botox or dysport, maybe a bit of filler, and an annual fourth quarter professional acid peel or laser resurfacing regimen, whichever your dermatologist recommends. You can also throw in a red light therapy mask every night if you want. There everyone, the secret to the fountain of youth.

1. Thanks for the advice.
2. That Pic has me now traumatized.

 

[Gorilla Tessellator II]

Instead of hocking Gwyneth paltrow lifestyle bullshit this bitch should do skincare influencing. I had no idea she was 43. She looks great. I wouldn't eat anything this dumbass makes but I'd definitely buy whatever she's using to look this good at her age.

No, her skin is really not great for her age, given that she has access to all kinds of treatments and the most expensive skincare you can imagine. I guess lack of soul eventually shows on one's face.

Here is what I am talking about:

That's not a great skin for 43, it might be great for 63, idk.
I don't think one should compare one's skin with blurry/shopped celebrity pictures. Go to Getty images, find an image in decent resolution, and then you learn the truth.

Honestly, I really don't get why people say Meghan is attractive. Everyday I see women who mog her without any effort. I think she has a kinda cute face, but her body is really average/below average.

She essentially has to be very skinny not to look fat due to her fridge torso, but even then she doesn't look feminine.

She should really work hard with some qualified stylist to cover-up her flaws, she should definitely work with a personal trainer on muscle tone and posture, her body just looks like somebody pasted up mismatched parts.

Also wasn't she 43 for some time already?

Come to think about it, she must have really strong delusions to act in public as if she was attractive and/or classy. She is strong 5.5/10 in the land of whales, but only because she is not overweight/obese.

About that nose job. I am not sure it was all that great, see this:



At certain angles her nose looks very unnatural. But seeing this image you can't tell me with a straight face she didn't have a nose job. It's very obvious.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

With professional makeup and editing she's pretty, not beautiful just pretty, but then so is 90% of women. Makeup alone can do some crazy heavy lifting in photos and videos.

I think she was a lot cuter with her old nose and curly hair. I noticed her children have straight hair, but I'm not trying to say that's proof of using a surrogate (I don't believe the BRF would have allowed the marriage if she'd really had a hysterectomy, spares are still important), I have a friend who has two straight haired parents yet her hair is a 4c. Just interesting how genetics work.

 

[duckling]

With professional makeup and editing she's pretty, not beautiful just pretty, but then so is 90% of women. Makeup alone can do some crazy heavy lifting in photos and videos.

I think she was a lot cuter with her old nose and curly hair. I noticed her children have straight hair, but I'm not trying to say that's proof of using a surrogate (I don't believe the BRF would have allowed the marriage if she'd really had a hysterectomy, spares are still important), I have a friend who has two straight haired parents yet her hair is a 4c. Just interesting how genetics work.

Dunno what they look like now, but as babies Archie looked like a Spencer and Lilibet looked like Thomas Markle

 

[Hubelublub]

Dunno what they look like now, but as babies Archie looked like a Spencer and Lilibet looked like Thomas Markle

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I feel terrible saying this, but those are not cute babies.

 

[duckling]

I feel terrible saying this, but those are not cute babies.

They're not FLKs but they definitely would never model for Gerber. I always wondered if that is part of the reason why Markle agrees to Harry's requests to keep them shielded from the media.

Could you imagine growing up as a plain-looking little girl with a mother like Meghan? Those kids are going to be screwed up for so many reasons.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

Antithesis to beauty

 

[Iron Hamster]

She says thanks.

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Anyways she does have a skincare page on her shopmy.us/ms affiliated links storefront but as I was mentioning earlier she likely uses none of the products listed and just had her archewell servants reach out to the brands, who automatically generated her a link that she can share.

If you actually want celebrity skin you need to use vitamin c, tretinoin or tazarotene, sunscreen, Botox or dysport, maybe a bit of filler, and an annual fourth quarter professional acid peel or laser resurfacing regimen, whichever your dermatologist recommends. You can also throw in a red light therapy mask every night if you want. There everyone, the secret to the fountain of youth.

Discount Casey Anthony twin sister

 

[A.P. Hill]

I feel terrible saying this, but those are not cute babies.

Those are 56% faces if I've ever seen them.

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

She says thanks.

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Anyways she does have a skincare page on her shopmy.us/ms affiliated links storefront but as I was mentioning earlier she likely uses none of the products listed and just had her archewell servants reach out to the brands, who automatically generated her a link that she can share.

If you actually want celebrity skin you need to use vitamin c, tretinoin or tazarotene, sunscreen, Botox or dysport, maybe a bit of filler, and an annual fourth quarter professional acid peel or laser resurfacing regimen, whichever your dermatologist recommends. You can also throw in a red light therapy mask every night if you want. There everyone, the secret to the fountain of youth.

Come on now that’s a high contrast photo. Meghan’s a turd but she doesn’t look that bad for someone who’s probably peri menopausal.

All the celebs in the know are getting polynucleotides (DNA from salmon sperm) and/or fat+stem cell transfers to thicken their skin naturally, plus early good quality facelifts.

 

[obsdj]

Come on now that’s a high contrast photo. Meghan’s a turd but she doesn’t look that bad for someone who’s probably peri menopausal.

The photo you're responding to is questionable, but look at the one from Getty Images that was posted. That's a really rough 43.

 

[rutinacea max]

From what I'm getting from this thread, she's basically Anisa Jomha if she was famous, right down to the marginalized group cosplaying.

holy fuck, she IS.

- same BPDemon eyes and smile
- cannot dress for her body type for shit
- is a parasite sustained entirely by the life force (and money) of a weak but (formerly) popular man
- went through with a whole ass batshit scheme to be able to sink her claws into said man
- forced her man to publicly denounce his former life and make an utter ass of himself in the process
- has 0 theory of mind, which makes her incapable of convincingly lying about her life/activities/skills; does it all the time anyway
- is a massive attention whore, complains about the scrutiny she gets from the public to get even more attention
- did i mention these fucking empty soulless eyes and whatever the fuck it is she does with her face that's supposed to pass as a smile?

gotta give it to Rachel though, she's about 10 IQ points ahead of Anisa, hence why she's actually kinda famous and doesn't have any retarded tattoos. oh, and her head isn't a pear. the point still stands though, they're just incarnations of the exact same BPDemon

 

[duckling]

Just stick Meghan next to an unfiltered shot of Kourtney Kardashian (45) Charlize Theron (49) or Amy Adams (50). And I mean REALLY zoom in on Amy. She has lots of fine lines but her overall skin texture is smooth and her chest isn’t a deep mottled sea of dysplastic cells. You can compare them all yourselves on Getty images instead of relying on my super biased opinion but here you go.






Meghan’s skin just isn’t anything to write home about. She has a lot of sun damage from fake baking to stay melinated and marginalized. She has hyperpigmentation (not just cute freckles) and her skin texture just isn’t stellar for what she should be able to treat it with. That dense line of hyperpigmentation about 1/2 inch down from her hairline is more or less proof that it is sun damage, not just natural freckleation. Much like most shows these days, her Netflix specials have a filter on her and her guests, because no matter how well you take care of yourself nobody looks good raw in 4k. Meghan’s skin isn’t horrid but it is definitely not aspirational. Margot Robbie is another actress who people probably say has great skin but if you actually look at her she has a great deal of hyperpigmentation caused by sun damage, particularly around her hairline, likely due to Australian lifestyle.




I agree that a mid-40s lower facelift can do a lot for anti aging, but otoh the benefits of monthly salmon sperm/vampire/peptides whatever facial is the fad du jour are incremental compared to a good daily routine and annual laser or glycolic/other acid procedure. If you guys wanna have your minds fucking blown look up phenol peels - shave 20 years off your life but if your practitioner fucks up you could have a literal heart attack right there on the table. Anyhow, people who do fuck all for their skin could see big benefits from a specialized facial, folks who follow their dermatologists advice (likely similar to the routine I described above) can take it or leave it, it’s a marginal improvement if at all.

Anyways, Meghan is a crazy bitch and I would not have sex with her or her pilled out husband.

New Instagram post to acknowledge Mother’s Day in the UK. I bet she makes Harry do shit for her on both UK and US Mother’s Day lol.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

If you guys wanna have your minds fucking blown look up phenol peels - shave 20 years off your life but if your practitioner fucks up you could have a literal heart attack right there on the table.

They look terrifying, but I would love to get one. Just to get rid of the fine lines and such. No doctors in my area do them, though.

Some of these ladies could do with putting on a tiny bit of weight, 20 pounds or so. As you get older, you have to choose between your ass or your face, and too many choose their ass. Sarah Jessica Parker is a prime example of this.

 

[duckling]

They look terrifying, but I would love to get one. Just to get rid of the fine lines and such. No doctors in my area do them, though.

Some of these ladies could do with putting on a tiny bit of weight, 20 pounds or so. As you get older, you have to choose between your ass or your face, and too many choose their ass. Sarah Jessica Parker is a prime example of this.

let’s be honest, there was no saving SJP’s face. Her body is the only thing she has going for her.